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Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:25 AM

The only thing I'm complaining about is too many women are trying to get my attention. Imagine what would happen if I posted all over social media.

I know you must be mad I've rejected women you would wait your entire pathetic life to pay you any attention. Sad. Sad. Sad.

Maybe keep practicing your little dance moves and some 4 out of 10 will touch your little penis someday.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by utuberr (Post 23024470)
I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

Nah, OP swings a big dick and if you wanna keep your girl you better keep her far away from me.

Damn, this thread has 1000 views already. I guess at least half of those were worried their baby momma was chatting with me on FB.

JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024473)
The only thing I'm complaining about is too many women are trying to get my attention. Imagine what would happen if I posted all over social media.

I know you must be mad I've rejected women you would wait your entire pathetic life to pay you any attention. Sad. Sad. Sad.

Maybe keep practicing your little dance moves and some 4 out of 10 will touch your little penis someday.

I gotta quit, cos I'm startin' get guilty about proddin' the speshul kid and don't wanna be the one who gets your estrogen levels so high that you do another meltdown and take a 3-monther up the poop chute.

Forget Tiktok ...

Breathe, bud ... Things gonna work themselves out in the end. You'll see.

Unbunch those panties to Defcon 2. No need to keep on with the desperate pre-pubescent dear diary cries for attention on gfy. Your future is bright ... believe ... happiness awaits ...

https://i.gifer.com/MBWo.gif

Good luck, baldy. ;=)

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:46 AM

Ok bye. I wish you and you gay lover the best.

JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024483)
Ok bye. I wish you and you gay lover the best.

Thanks. Follow this how to combover tutorial and nobody will hardly notice:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-24-2015/orHZlx.gif

You'll be aight.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 11:08 AM

I really don't know what this balding shit is about.

My hair line is the same as it's always been.

https://i.imgur.com/DzWnVZcl.jpg

It's very light blonde. You know, the color women spend over $60k in their lifetime's to achieve https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10...t-women-spend/

Never mind the skinny arm, this photo was taken with yet another girl after losing 10 pounds from food poisoning.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 11:38 AM

You guys really think you can hurt me? I've been a ladykiller my whole life. Hated on by jealous little bitches since kindergarten.

https://i.imgur.com/AfYBvsMl.jpg

No, that's not Leonardo DiCaprio. All the money in the world can't buy these genetics.

I know, this shit ain't fair. Ya'll should just pack it up and quit.

For the record, I do not think that I am perfect. I wish I did not crave ice cream... so that I could be less than 7% body fat.

SBJ 07-22-2022 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024475)
Damn, this thread has 1000 views already. I guess at least half of those were worried their baby momma was chatting with me on FB.

Everyone loves watching a train wreck
https://c.tenor.com/okshAfOVnikAAAAd/train-truck.gif
https://tenor.com/view/train-truck-accident-gif-8437910

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 12:21 PM

Are these mighty GFY trolls really looking down on us?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/ac...56706deb53.jpg

























:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh










































Cope better.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 23024360)
The things you are looking for in your future wife are just wrong and the relationship itself is doomed to fail.

Anyway, I wish you good luck and hope you find someone who meets your criteria.

Cheers

Perhaps you've been writing too much, and not reading enough.

Here's your required reading for the day.

---------------
Fewer Sex Partners Means a Happier Marriage

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...piness/573493/

Over at the Institute for Family Studies, Nicholas Wolfinger, a sociologist at the University of Utah, has found that Americans who have only ever slept with their spouses are most likely to report being in a “very happy” marriage. Meanwhile, the lowest odds of marital happiness—about 13 percentage points lower than the one-partner women—belong to women who have had six to 10 sexual partners in their lives. For men, there’s still a dip in marital satisfaction after one partner, but it’s never as low as it gets for women, as Wolfinger’s graph shows:

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/...d/original.png

--------------

Remember, boys... Pimp hoes, don't wife em up.

Hope I saved somebody from a life of pain.

Cheers

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23024340)
An Amish girl looks like a good idea to start a new life for this egocentric guy ... :stoned

https://newsela-test-files-f331e.s3....rop_detail.jpg

The one on the right is a hottie. Angelic looking.

That's the type of young lady who will be fit to give my last name and be my princess.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/bb...02f194412c.jpg

My DNA results show I have a lot of relatives in Utah, on my father's side.

https://i.imgur.com/WLtmclg.png

Once I'm done plowing through broads on all 7 continents I'll go find a virgin wife in Utah among the Mormons.

https://i.imgur.com/cOupb0Rl.png

https://www.salon.com/2016/01/24/and...ins_is_partner


https://i.imgur.com/8vDKZ6o.png

https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterin...ital-stability

and ya'll wonder why divorce rates are so high?

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 02:05 PM

My father's hairline is holding up well too.

This is the only photo I have of him though. He was 47 here.

https://i.imgur.com/BXQ7VSE.png

My father owes the highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana, still to this day. He went to prison for a year in 2001.

After I was born, I drove my parents home from the hospital. When I was 4, I told my dad to beat it and I said "I got this". So he did. That was the last time I saw him.

SBJ 07-22-2022 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024527)

Once I'm done plowing through broads on all 7 continents I'll go find a virgin wife in Utah among the Mormons.





:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andriamoore...on-because-its

AmeliaG 07-22-2022 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024420)
Honey, if all women looked like you I would be gay.

Fortunately, there's plenty of tall, skinny blondes with great racks in the world.

https://i.imgur.com/BABrUaKl.jpg

I can get nice girls too, I'm just not ready to settle down, yet.

I'm still having my fun. Traveling the world, trying different girls :)



Oh, I'm not crying. It's just there's too many delusional women who think they have a shot with a high value man. This type of behavior leads to too many bitter lonely old women who try to make other women as miserable as they are. These are called feminists.

Why do you feel the need to attack me? Did I hurt your feelings? Are you a single mom or an old childless spinster who thought she could do better than she really could and now it's too late to bear children?

If I'm not mistaken, you've had the same avatar for 10 years or so. Let's see a recent photo.

Since you say I'm not your cup of tea, let's see a pic of your man. He must be a real hunk. :upsidedow

Oh don't worry honey, as you can see I'm able to spend $400 on sunglasses, so I can afford a doctor or whatever drugs. I can tell you're a miserable old witch, but I'm not sure what that minoxidil stuff is, but make sure you don't take too much and OD :)


Ha, ha, you think posting a pic with your face mostly covered in oversized anonymous sunglasses is posting a photo?

I'm annoyed that I felt sorry for you and gave you good advice on how to try to connect with different women from the ones you constantly whine about attracting. You thanked me at the time, but you did no work on yourself and came back to GFY to brag about your attempts to be mean to some chick who did nothing to deserve you abusing her.

Literally everyone here think you are pathetic for this thread. Even the things you are saying to try to attack others in this thread are laughable to anyone with any success or longevity or knowledge in this business.

I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

AmeliaG 07-22-2022 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024535)
My father's hairline is holding up well too.

This is the only photo I have of him though. He was 47 here.

https://i.imgur.com/BXQ7VSE.png

My father owes the highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana, still to this day. He went to prison for a year in 2001.

After I was born, I drove my parents home from the hospital. When I was 4, I told my dad to beat it and I said "I got this". So he did. That was the last time I saw him.


OP is clearly not a good person, but now I feel kinda bad kicking the troll anyway. I'm out.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024564)
Ha, ha, you think posting a pic with your face mostly covered in oversized anonymous sunglasses is posting a photo?

I'm annoyed that I felt sorry for you and gave you good advice on how to try to connect with different women from the ones you constantly whine about attracting. You thanked me at the time, but you did no work on yourself and came back to GFY to brag about your attempts to be mean to some chick who did nothing to deserve you abusing her.

Literally everyone here think you are pathetic for this thread. Even the things you are saying to try to attack others in this thread are laughable to anyone with any success or longevity or knowledge in this business.

I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

So refusing to bail out a single mother (who refers to her own child as her "lil turd") for her poor life decisions is abuse? Wow, the self-victimization with you is strong. You're pathetic. These clowns acting as if they are heroes and gave up dating supermodels to wife up single moms are pathetic as well. That's the best they could do. They are enablers.

The biggest travesty of the last 40 years is miserable, unattractive feminists convincing other women they can compete with and behave like men.

Study after study shows women are unhappier than ever.

Women Are More Unhappy Than Ever
https://slate.com/human-interest/200...than-ever.html

Female happiness index decreasing, equality is the cause
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...-is-the-cause/

The happiest women in the world have children and are married to a man who pays all the bills.

Watch Andrew Tate try to save these idiots from themselves.




Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024568)
OP is clearly not a good person, but now I feel kinda bad kicking the troll anyway. I'm out.

https://truestorieswithgill.com/wp-c...Statistics.jpg

You should feel bad. I am the poster child of the fatherless. Considering the obstacles I have overcome, I am doing pretty damn well and is a testament to my strength. It's pretty sad what I have to do to educate you pathetic degenerates. Even though you are insulting your entire bloodline, I hope to God you don't have any children as they would likely be candidates to end up on Skid Row. There is already enough suffering in the world.

https://trendfool.com/wp-content/upl...35469576-1.jpg

I'm doing better than most people who grew up with both parents. I am proud of my accomplishments. The mental fortitude I have is unbreakable and have no signs of slowing down. My life gets better every year.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 23024544)

https://missedinsunday.com/wp-conten...n-brides-1.png

https://i.imgur.com/n6vZhl3.png

https://www.yourtango.com/sites/defa...la-morrone.jpg

https://www.bosshunting.com.au/wp-co...5-1200x675.jpg

https://socialnewsdaily.com/wp-conte...et-704x528.jpg

Loser women try to claim Leo is gay, because they're clearly miserable old hags who know they don't have a shot in hell with him.

Jealous dudes do the same. If I want your girl, say bye bye.

https://i.imgur.com/5qGgWzvl.jpg

Mr. Steal Your Girl is what they call me.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:32 AM

RIP to the 18% of dudes wifing up hoes with a 10+ body count.

https://ifstudies.org/wp-content/upl...ce-table-1.png

https://www.tfah.org/wp-content/uplo...5/image007.png

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wautier (Post 23023774)
You truly are an evil little man with a receding hairline, thinking that you're something, thinking that you have the right to look down on someone, and hurt them just because someone bruised your ego years ago.

Adversity made me stronger. I'm a stud with mastermind intelligence. Ain't no question about it.

You bishes wish you had these luscious locks and strong shoulders.

https://i.imgur.com/sbvkuXq.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wautier (Post 23023774)
Grow up already, you foolish little man.

That's cute.

https://i.imgur.com/uCRH3QS.jpg


































Keep hatin', pussies. I'll keep making fools out of all of you.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:12 AM

This is what you came for, ladies and gay fans.

https://i.imgur.com/xLvPTXm.jpg

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024564)
I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

Bitch, I'm amazin'.


Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:32 AM

I love my Persol sunglasses. Handmade in Italy and the lenses are made of glass, not plastic.

https://cdn.thegentlemansjournal.com...olver-gun-.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ca/f4...593993c5c5.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/dd...8a0c4a11b9.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d6/2c...4b90f371f5.jpg

https://www.sunglassesid.com/sites/d...49-Jay-Z-2.jpg

fuzebox 07-23-2022 08:39 AM

It only took 20 years to recreate spacedog's "I'm just a sexy girl" thread :1orglaugh

Just wait until she asks you for cashapp.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 08:47 AM

So bots are now posing as negligent, chubby, single moms? Man, simping really has come a long way.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 09:42 AM

I'm like ya boy on Limitless up in this bishhhh

https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/BY9T0pXU1NM/maxresdefault.jpg


fuzebox 07-23-2022 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024755)
So bots are now posing as negligent, chubby, single moms? Man, simping really has come a long way.

Chat screenshot reads like a hacked account run by a bangladeshi dude. Extremely common.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:09 AM

So these guys are hacking the accounts of negligent, chubby, single moms and going around asking desperate guys for money? Guys really send them money? This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:12 AM

Is there a more insecure idiot on GFY ?

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 23024749)
It only took 20 years to recreate spacedog's "I'm just a sexy girl" thread :1orglaugh

Just wait until she asks you for cashapp.

The lockdowns really pushed those on the edge mentally completely into insane territory.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:28 AM

Who's this nobody?

Lockdowns? I don't stay in fascist locations. My location is global.










































Try harder.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:30 AM

Still sent your edge walking ass into a full blown mental episode. Too bad you have no friends to do an intervention.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23023842)
Dude, nobody who is genuinely gorgeous goes around telling people this.

You are still obviously a Cincinnati 8, good-looking enough so long as you surround yourself with the morbidly obese in Nowheresville, but would have trouble getting a waiter gig in Los Angeles.

You obviously don't know how to have a relationship.

You also obviously don't mind oversharing, so, if you had the kind of looks that win arguments, you'd be posting selfies on GFY at least daily.

You don't find the incel energy appealing?

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024782)
You don't find the incel energy appealing?

Here's your prize.

https://images.dealt-shirt.com/2022/...pdad-shirt.jpg



https://pics.me.me/thumb_just-wanna-...a-42261373.png

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:36 AM

When your half assed decade old script quits selling...

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024786)
When your half assed decade old script quits selling...

I'll go back to pimping your mom on Craigslist for $5 a pop.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:47 AM

When your sense of humor stopped developing in 4th grade but your forehead kept growing.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:49 AM

and you join an adult webmaster forum 10 years too late.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/b6/39/a...11b8d4655f.jpg

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024793)
and you join an adult webmaster forum 10 years too late.

I don't remember my circa 2003 login that I used to lurk but that's irrelevant. Let us know when your car flower and hover frisbee is ready to sell.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024791)
When your sense of humor stopped developing in 4th grade but your forehead kept growing.

It's obvious your skull didn't grow past the 4th grade to help your poor pea-brain.

This is too easy. Next.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024794)
I don't remember my circa 2003 login that I used to lurk but that's irrelevant.

Can't remember a login... sign of a pea-brain.

Irrelevant as you are in any industry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024794)
Let us know when your car flower and hover frisbee is ready to sell.

What in the hell are you talking about? WTF is a car flower? Don't all frisbees hover? Do you have dementia? And you morons think I'm the one who's mentally ill?

Nexxxxt!

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024797)
Can't remember a login... sign of a pea-brain.

Irrelevant as you are in any industry.



What in the hell are you talking about? WTF is a car flower? Don't all frisbees hover? Do you have dementia? And you morons think I'm the one who's mentally ill?

Nexxxxt!

GFY reference to show my age. I ran circles around your entire career long before you joined these forums to spam a hastily slapped together script you could shove on unsuspecting webmasters.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024781)
Still sent your edge walking ass into a full blown mental episode. Too bad you have no friends to do an intervention.

Mental episode? You wish.

The success of Tube Ace made me intercontinental. I just launched a business which will take me interplanetary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstreammix (Post 23024803)
GFY reference to show my age. I ran circles around your entire career long before you joined these forums to spam a hastily slapped together script you could shove on unsuspecting webmasters.

You went from running circles to tripping over yourself.

Cool story bro.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024805)
Mental episode? You wish.

You went from running circles to tripping over yourself.

You said manic, not me. I think you're full blown crazy but nutty knows best.

https://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-a...0-00-cash.html

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 11:34 AM

Can somebody come get their grandpa before he gets hurt?

Speigelau 07-23-2022 02:48 PM

Metaman 2.0

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau (Post 23024875)
Metaman 2.0

I'm honored.

Tube Ace 07-24-2022 03:10 AM

Statistically, the defiant rebels of today are the non-tatted up angels, with natural hair, getting wifed up and the men who refuse to support trollops.

https://yt3.ggpht.com/ptbx5Zxap3lMnw...4xw=s640-nd-v1

Wautier 07-24-2022 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23023938)
I'm flattered you think you know so much about me. Even by my own grandmother's words, my maternal grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed in his 70s. So you're going to have to try a better way to insult my appearance, loser.

I only mention my body count since punks like you resort to the usual tactics such as calling me an "incel" when I have NEVER had a problem getting girls or women. My first kiss was at 7 years old in the second grade when a girl kissed me during recess. I was cuter than Macaulay Culkin as a child and today I am told I am better looking than many of Hollywood's leading men. I realize how that makes me sound, but it's the honest truth. You need to understand not all web developers are obese trolls.

What makes you think Tube Ace is my only venture? I released the first version nearly 14 years ago which spawned many copy-cats. It had a great run. As far as its customer base, it has lead thousands of first-timers to build their websites, just as GoDaddy did for noobs.

Cancun Is Now The Second Most Popular Destination In The World As Airport Breaks More Records

https://thecancunsun.com/cancun-is-n...-more-records/

I enjoy the culture, climate, food, freedom and international touristic excitement here. The affordability is just an extra plus. Many people enjoy the same which enables them to pursue their hobbies, art, fitness and family instead of being wage slaves back in their home countries being corporate drones.

Many people have told me I am living their dream, so I hope you understand your words do not affect me in the slightest.

I'm afraid the United States has seen its best days already. Weak men like you and feminists such as AmeliaG have ruined America's greatest cities, which is becoming more and more obvious everyday. In addition to America's greatest cities and homes, gynocentric ideals have destroyed universities, Corporate America and courts. Looks like the military is next.

Do you understand why there are so many mass shootings and increased suicide rates in the US? Young men see the pathetic lives of their bothers, fathers and their peers leaving them to feel extremely hopeless. My father has owed the #1 highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana for 30 years now, even to this day. I have faced and overcome more obstacles than your feeble mind can imagine.

What exactly do you do in the adult industry anyway?

If you want to play step-daddy or be a cuck, go ahead. I'm not going to stop you. Good luck.

Now go run along and brag to your fat wife that I acknowledged your pathetic existence.

Not all incels are always celibate, but the one thing that's always true for all incels is that they look down on women and think that the world owes them something. That they're somehow special.

Tube Ace is your one and only venture, and you can't dispute this even if you tried.

You scam unsuspecting idiots out of their money by selling broken software that will never ever work in making them any kind of money.

If it actually worked, you'd have Tube Ace sites bringing you passive income, and you would have no reason to even attempt to sell the software anymore.

You are a woman hating loser and until you realize that you can't have inner peace and that you can't be a good person as long as you hate and look down on people, women especially (if you were a father, you would know that every woman is someone's child -- someone's princess), and regardless of how many men they were with, or what type of work they did, that doesn't change who they are, and what they mean to someone.

You can work in porn, and still be a normal and SENSIBLE person.

Having said all of this, I will just say one more time that you indeed do fit the bill of an incel, and someone who would commit a mass shooting, as well.

You completely deluded yourself into thinking you're special.

Wake up, and let go of the shit that Andrew and Roosh spew.

Tube Ace 07-24-2022 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wautier (Post 23024994)
Not all incels are always celibate,

:error:error You can't be this dumb. What do you think "incel" means, dipshit?

It literally means involuntarily celibate. Meaning they want to have sex, but can't because women refuse them.

Mind explaining how an incel, has smashed hundreds of women? Are you calling me a r@pist???

Quit trying to sound like some kind of intellectual, you're embarrassing yourself.

You're a soyboy, niceguy, spineless, cuck coward.

"I don't hate women. I love women. 100% of the people I've had sex with in my life were women."
-Emory Andrew Tate III

Tube Ace 07-24-2022 07:00 AM

True story

https://yt3.ggpht.com/xKY_eUdsjx-VMM...3iQ=s640-nd-v1

https://nypost.com/2021/01/26/wife-s...ng-sex-report/

Fun fact: 98% of murders go unsolved in Mexico and this dumb bitch is among the 2% who got caught.


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