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  • DVTimes
    xxx
    • Jun 2003
    • 31658

    #1

    Fake cum

    What is best for fake cum?
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  • redwhiteandblue
    Bollocks
    • Jun 2007
    • 2793

    #2
    Just soak with stain remover for five minutes and then wash at 40.
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    • DVTimes
      xxx
      • Jun 2003
      • 31658

      #3
      Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
      Just soak with stain remover for five minutes and then wash at 40.
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      • Klen
        • Aug 2006
        • 32235

        #4
        Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
        Just soak with stain remover for five minutes and then wash at 40.

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        • maxhuhn
          Registered User
          • Jan 2011
          • 7

          #5
          Best fake cum is from Magic Money Shot
          Max Huhn
          http://MagicMoneyShot.com

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38940

            #6
            Originally posted by maxhuhn
            Best fake cum is from Magic Money Shot
            Actually, the best 'Fake Cum' is from a guy whos had a vasectomy...


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            • DVTimes
              xxx
              • Jun 2003
              • 31658

              #7
              Originally posted by maxhuhn
              Best fake cum is from Magic Money Shot

              Seems VERY expensive.

              Plus it looks like you only supply the USA (from the looks of your delivery page.

              Plus this puts me off:

              If consumption accidentally occurs, there are possible side effects that should be considered. If large amounts of KUM are consumed, it is possible that the person ingesting it might experience diarrhea and dehydration. If either of these symptoms occur, please seek immediate medical advice.



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              • k0nr4d
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2006
                • 9231

                #8
                There was a thread a few years back that people were sharing recipes in
                https://m.gfy.com/fucking-around-and...um-recipe.html
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                • pornguy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62912

                  #9
                  Take flower and put it in a pan on the stove. Add water and stir until it gets hot. Strain it.
                  Take the liquid and add lubricant until it looks like cum.
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                  • DVTimes
                    xxx
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 31658

                    #10
                    Originally posted by k0nr4d
                    There was a thread a few years back that people were sharing recipes in
                    https://m.gfy.com/fucking-around-and...um-recipe.html
                    XXX

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                    • DVTimes
                      xxx
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 31658

                      #11
                      Still looking.
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                      • TaiGhost
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Dec 2019
                        • 491

                        #12
                        https://www.ms-online.co.jp/

                        Make sure you have an auto translator working. They sell it by the gallon and half gallon.
                        I can help you with shipping etc...

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                        • Busty2
                          Member since 1999
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 7202

                          #13



                          Cheap and tasty

                          You can find this at any Walmart

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                          • DVTimes
                            xxx
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 31658

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Busty2



                            Cheap and tasty

                            You can find this at any Walmart
                            I am in the UK.
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                            • Busty2
                              Member since 1999
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 7202

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DVTimes
                              I am in the UK.
                              OK i suspect Marks and Sparks has something similar ? or even Sainsbury's




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                              • SpicyM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 4575

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DVTimes
                                What is best for fake cum?
                                You don't like the taste of real cum?
                                no sig, sorry

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                                • DVTimes
                                  xxx
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 31658

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Busty2
                                  OK i suspect Marks and Sparks has something similar ? or even Sainsbury's



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                                  I will find one that does not have my pick up on the wall, saying shoplifter, do not allow in.
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