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  • WhiteKnight
    Confirmed User
    • May 2007
    • 251

    #1

    can anyone mail me a free fleshlight please

    I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
  • machinegunkelly
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 3303

    #2
    Sounds like ya dont deserve one!

    I'll never forget my first fleshlight .. wore that bitch out faster than my ol' lady at the time.
    dead.

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    • sandman!
      Icq: 14420613
      • Mar 2001
      • 15431

      #3
      Just go buy one lol
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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38939

        #4
        and me too please, while we are at it...

        i cunt a4d1...


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        • Biggie Smalls Web Writing
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2011
          • 3993

          #5
          Those who've been using it, how is the feeling?

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          • Wilbo
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 2082

            #6
            Do they come in X Small size? Asking for a friend.

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            • Publisher Bucks
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2018
              • 1330

              #7
              You want it used? With a load in it still? Or?
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              • blackmonsters
                Making PHP work
                • Nov 2002
                • 20960

                #8
                Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                can anyone mail me a free fleshlight please
                Yo mamma!

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                • sarettah
                  see you later, I'm gone
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14293

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                  I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
                  I can fix you up.

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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38939

                    #10
                    Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                    I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
                    why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?


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                    • SAMANTAmax
                      TieMeUp
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 7046

                      #11
                      Hard days its under a dollar
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                      • jimpakilove
                        Registered User
                        • Jun 2022
                        • 12

                        #12
                        If you want to buy sex doll please contact me
                        Sex dolls are so much better than fleshlight

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                        • TaiGhost
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2019
                          • 491

                          #13
                          Get the new TENGA, its like fucking a wet, greasy octopuss.

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                          • DVTimes
                            xxx
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 31658

                            #14
                            I will post you one free if you pay for postage.
                            XXX

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38939

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                              why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?
                              Or, just order one from Amazon, then file a D.N.A. (Did Not Arrive) claim, and they credit you your money back...

                              Simples...


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                              • Klen
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 32235

                                #16
                                I had one but did not use it, i simply gave it to a friend.

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                                • zijlstravideo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2013
                                  • 806

                                  #17
                                  Just start promoting, make enough sales, and you'll get your freebies. One of the benefits of being an affiliate in the adult business.
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                                  • CurrentlySober
                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 38939

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                    why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?
                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                    Or, just order one from Amazon, then file a D.N.A. (Did Not Arrive) claim, and they credit you your money back...
                                    Alternatively, find one of your neighbours who has one, break into his house, and hide in his closet. Later, when he is using the fleshlight, sneak out behind him, and smack him round the side of the head with a house brick.

                                    He should fall off the chair or bed, release the fleshlight, then its yours...

                                    Really, with so many simple, easy and enjoyable ways to acquire a fleshlight for free, with such minimal effort, I really think you should be ashamed of yourself for simply 'asking' on GFY... Use your initiative instead...


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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75733

                                      #19
                                      When I was at Playboy they sent us a box of them. I handed them out to everyone. Everyone was quiet the next morning and no one mentioned them... The silence was strange. But one guy... Christian.... He went crazy with his. He told us stories about how he used it in the shower. Poor guy must have been exhausted.
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                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                      • emmasexytime
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2015
                                        • 4512

                                        #20
                                        here you go thediscountadultshop.com/product-category/fleshlights
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                                        • brassmonkey
                                          Pay It Forward
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 77396

                                          #21
                                          buy a large watermelon
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                                          • NatalieK
                                            Natalie K
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 20106

                                            #22
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                                            • venus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 3112

                                              #23
                                              you know some one will send you one they just used right

                                              Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                                              I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
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                                              • Alex21
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2014
                                                • 406

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Wilbo
                                                Do they come in X Small size? Asking for a friend.
                                                Reminds me of a joke...

                                                Guy: Hey honey.. I got a condom here with your name written on it
                                                Girl: Umm.. I think you're mistaken... my name isn't 'Durex Extra Small'

                                                ok.. "joke"

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                                                • Alex21
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2014
                                                  • 406

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                                                  I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
                                                  Yeah.. I bought one like 20 years ago kid you not... it was the Glow in the dark pussy... like the only one they sold in Australia or something... thrashed it good... then chucked it.. damn wish I kept it as brand new would be worth some nice now

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                                                  • Look Chang
                                                    Voyeur
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 18255

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                                                    I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
                                                    Try a girl ! My gf has a very realistic fleshlight between her legs...

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                                                    • machinegunkelly
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 3303

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                      Try a girl ! My gf has a very realistic fleshlight between her legs...
                                                      She's also got a mouth somewhere above that.

                                                      And THAT is why people use fleshlights.
                                                      dead.

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                                                      • escorpio
                                                        I love to racism, bro!
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 23487

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                        buy a large watermelon
                                                        No comment.


                                                        You trying to set me up for a racism ban, dogg?
                                                        Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                        • fastball
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2021
                                                          • 6280

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WhiteKnight
                                                          I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it
                                                          So you are another porn biz washout. This board seems to be full of guys like you nowadays. What happened? This place used to be full of successful pornographers and now guys are begging for sex toys. Shame.

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                                                          • AMDWarrior
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 1488

                                                            #30



                                                            ..oooooooooof

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