holy fuck! (rude awakening)

[Amputate Your Head]

got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up.

[Tanker]

Damn Amp you eat too much for breakfast

[asuna]

[Cindyff]

I can recommend a good diet pill


Cindy xx LOL

[Krimsin]

I've so been there.... about the exact same thing like a month ago. Hope your ass isn't too bruised lol.

[hojo]

Trimspa

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Krimsin
I've so been there.... about the exact same thing like a month ago. Hope your ass isn't too bruised lol.

hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

ROFLMAO!!

It's a natural insticnt, but still funny as hell!!

[SilverTab]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

You forgot about your webcam bro...I saw it all!

[X37375787]

fat ass!

[Ross]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

HAHAHA yeah thats what I would have done as well.......

I bet you're feeling ready to work tho right? It wakes you up no doubt!!! hehe

[Nina]

want me to kiss it better for you?

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

thats too funny.....i once was doing a lap dance for a very heavyset big guy..he had to be 400 plus..all of a sudden the chair collasped and back he went...the funny part was when my stupid ass actually tried to catch him before he fell...the whole table was laughing theiir asses off including the guy that fell... He didnt think it would be so easy to get me on top of him..

[PersianKitty]

It's amazing the things we take for granted... desk chairs, keyboards, a favorite mouse. When I find a favorite I stick with it. Had to go get a new chair about 2 months ago. After checking out all the expensive ones, I ended up back with what I knew and like best.

[Tala]

Fuckin ouch, man!

Funny, yes, but still...been there, done that, hurts if you land wrong.

*offers a nice massage to make it better*

[Spunky]

You forgot to take your morning crap before you sat down

[galleryseek]

it was always fun pulling the chair out from people at school... like my friend, was about to sit down in front of a computer at school and i pulled it out and i guess i didn't pull it out far enough, cause he ended up smashing the back of his head on it, i cried it was so funny. although i had to run quite awhile.

[KRL]

Originally posted by Nina
want me to kiss it better for you?

You got a way with words girl!

[Herb Kornfield]

Perfect chair is the one from my truck.

As much as I'd love to have it as my office chair, I think the redneck - ghetto factor of a truck's captains chair in the office really outweighs the coolness of the chair.

[Jer]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

awesome

[Jer]

I love the chairs I have at my office in Sao Paulo. I will move next month and I know I wont find this brand there. I hope to find a very very very similar one.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by galleryseek
i cried it was so funny. although i had to run quite awhile.

[JFK]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up.

Is all the new work waying you down ??

[AngelAllgood]

[gothweb]

That happened to me a while back. My funky wooden ortho chair (where you sit up on your knees). I'd find the old post, but I am lazy.

[Raven]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up.

Gotta be that coffee, Amp.

[OzKaNoz]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up.

Don't you just hate when that happens!

Oz

[kmanrox]

heaffer

[Extreme John]

Hahaha thats some funny shit, I could just imagine the look on your face on the way down.

[AzteK]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

LOL it's so bad in public...

[Brat]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here!

did u blush and laugh to yourself while u were getting up? whenever i fall/trip/slip even though i KNOW no one is around... I automatically blush, curse a bit while laughing to myself..

[BruceM]

Originally posted by Equinox
fat ass!

you stole my line!

[thatdykeliz]

Originally posted by gothweb
That happened to me a while back. My funky wooden ortho chair (where you sit up on your knees). I'd find the old post, but I am lazy.

Happened to me with one of those, too. The chair didn't break, though -- it dumped me backward on my ass when I lost my balance when standing up. And I wasn't lucky enough to do it when I was alone either...my frickin mother in law was sitting right behind me.

[Nasty D]

Were you practicing your surfing on your office chair Amp again?

[drunkmonkey]

I love you , man. Amp is the bombdiggity.

[daisy diaz]

but you got a new chair..enjoy it!