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  • BaldBastard
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 16806
    #51
    Originally posted by blackmonsters
    I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
    I got close yesterday and will try again today.

    I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
    I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
    All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

    Any real pizza makers in the house?

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      • blackmonsters
        Making PHP work
        • Nov 2002
        • 20961
        #52
        Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
        We need to get you in this. Sponsorship opportunity here folks.

        The Largest U.S. Pizza-Making Competition
        https://pizzaexpo.pizzatoday.com/giv...zza-challenge/
        My chance to win that is -94k%.

        But I have a reasonable chance to make pizza in my area that people will like.

        I just need to go to New City and find a pizza guy that is tired of freezing and get
        him to work for me in the south.
        Problem with that is, they'd rather fucking freeze to death.

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          • Tube Ace
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2008
            • 4941
            #53
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            Yeah, tell me about it.



            “the Scottish, who enjoyed frying their chickens rather than boiling or baking them as the English did, may have brought the method with them when they settled the [American] South.”

            The surprising origin of fried chicken



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              • blackmonsters
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                • Nov 2002
                • 20961
                #54
                Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

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                  • blackmonsters
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 20961
                    #55


                    I'm so happy that I don't care about who made fried chicken first.

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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77396
                        #56
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        Damn, look how a pizza thread turns into some shit about race when certain nicks start to post.

                        you surprised brotha?
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                          • Tube Ace
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                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4941
                            #57
                            Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).



                            Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...

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                              • Tube Ace
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                                • Nov 2008
                                • 4941
                                #58
                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                you surprised brotha?
                                Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

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                                  • brassmonkey
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                                    • Sep 2005
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                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                    Tell me about it, bruh. As a light-skinned brotha, I get it mostly from my own kind.

                                    he was half right... because they both will kill you. one has more power than the other.

                                    Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                    Honestly, the best chicken I ever had was Jamaican jerk chicken in Mexico (actual meal pictured below, with coconut rice).



                                    Ironically, the restaurant is owned by an Asian woman, but with a Jamaican head chef who is often smoking the ganja when I jog by. She was putting her number in my phone when a message popped up about a MILF website. She's on to me now...
                                    bread with bbq? where da cornbread??? greens?
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                                      • Tube Ace
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                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 4941
                                        #60
                                        I grew up da durty souf, dawg... I know all about dat cornbread and callard greez, yah heard me?

                                        We gotta change our diets, dawg.

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                                          • fuzebox
                                            making it rain
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22351
                                            #61
                                            Lol I didn't click on this thread because I thought it was just another shitty youtube video

                                            I went into a rabbit hole last year with sourdough pizza dough, had some excellent pizzas and a lot of really bad ones. Regular yeasted dough with a no-knead 24 hour fridge rest is my most consistent. I have a pizza oven attached to my pellet grill that gets pretty hot.

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                                              • blackmonsters
                                                Making PHP work
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 20961
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                I'm working on leveling my pizza dough skills up.

                                                I want to open the METRO MANILA VERSION of the restaurant below:

                                                I missed this post the first time, sorry!

                                                But HELL YEAH!
                                                That's exactly what I'm talking about.
                                                My area needs something like this.

                                                It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

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                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                    I missed this post the first time, sorry!

                                                    But HELL YEAH!
                                                    That's exactly what I'm talking about.
                                                    My area needs something like this.

                                                    It's not here because it's just not as easy as it looks!

                                                    people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust
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                                                      • blackmonsters
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                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 20961
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                        people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust
                                                        That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
                                                        People like the crispy crust.
                                                        They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

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                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                            That's how the brick oven pizzas comes out.
                                                            People like the crispy crust.
                                                            They don't care about a few burn spots it seems.

                                                            it can be done. they just don't care

                                                            using wood

                                                            cooked on a stone in brick oven
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                                                              • blackmonsters
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 20961
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                it can be done. they just don't care

                                                                using wood

                                                                cooked on a stone in brick oven
                                                                I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

                                                                How crunchy is the bottom?
                                                                That's what you ain't understanding.

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                                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                    I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

                                                                    How crunchy is the bottom?
                                                                    That's what you ain't understanding.

                                                                    we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???
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                                                                      • AMDWarrior
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                                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                                        • 1488
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                        I see the nice pictures; but where is their line of customers on the news?

                                                                        How crunchy is the bottom?
                                                                        That's what you ain't understanding.

                                                                        You can't be this dumb

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                                                                          • blackmonsters
                                                                            Making PHP work
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 20961
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by AMDWarrior
                                                                            You can't be this dumb
                                                                            I'm as dumb as you bro, give me a break?

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                                                                              • blackmonsters
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                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 20961
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???
                                                                                We already agreed about burnt crust.

                                                                                I'm pretty sure his customers can see the burn marks as well.
                                                                                There has to be a reason why he's doing it that way and it's the customers.
                                                                                If the customers complained then he could easily cook it less time or turn the flame down.

                                                                                Go to Brooklyn and tell the dude that's he's fucking up; don't jump on me about it.

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                                                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                                                    Making PHP work
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                    • 20961
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                    we were talking burnt ass crust. you ever cook a pizza on a stone???
                                                                                    Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
                                                                                    This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

                                                                                    https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877




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                                                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                                        • 77396
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                        Go to 14:37 of this video and listen to the crust when he pinches it.
                                                                                        This is just how the Neapolitan pizzas come out.

                                                                                        https://youtu.be/OjsCEJ8CWlg?t=877




                                                                                        now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!
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                                                                                          • pornmasta
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                                                            • 20016
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                            I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
                                                                                            I got close yesterday and will try again today.

                                                                                            I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
                                                                                            I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
                                                                                            All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

                                                                                            Any real pizza makers in the house?

                                                                                            Buy one of these robot bread maker...

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                                                                                              • blackmonsters
                                                                                                Making PHP work
                                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                                • 20961
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by pornmasta
                                                                                                Buy one of these robot bread maker...
                                                                                                I would actually respect that comment if you had your referral ID in an Amazon link.

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                                                                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                                                                    Making PHP work
                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                    • 20961
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                    now is that crust burnt the fuck up??? nope!
                                                                                                    Your cellphone ain't broke, so make a video of your pizza.
                                                                                                    I showed my best.

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                                                                                                      • tfto
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                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                        • 2121
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Look Chang

                                                                                                        I could really go for that right now.

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                                                                                                          • pornguy
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                                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                                            • 62912
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Mine come out good flavor wise but they FUGLY!
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                                                                                                              • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                                                • 31645
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                                                                Anybody following David Portnoy and his pizza reviews? One bit everybody knows the rules! Pretty good IMO
                                                                                                                Those used to be awesome. I was super into them like 2 years ago. They went downhill though after he stared making them about everything except the actual pizza.
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                                                                                                                  • escorpio
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                                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                    • 23487
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    The closest I get to homemade pizza is Papa Murphy's. You all shame me.
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                                                                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                        • 32195
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                                        people getting in a line to buy burnt fucking crust
                                                                                                                        Burnt bits from a wood fired pizza = sign of quality of among artisan pizza aficionados

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                                                                                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                                                                            Burnt bits from a wood fired pizza = sign of quality of among artisan pizza aficionados
                                                                                                                            if you like charred bread that's your bag. you like burnt toast?
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