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  • blackmonsters
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    • Nov 2002
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    #1

    Do you make good pizza? Would you open a pizza shop?

    I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
    I got close yesterday and will try again today.

    I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
    I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
    All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

    Any real pizza makers in the house?

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  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
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    • Oct 2002
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    #2
    Originally posted by blackmonsters
    I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
    I got close yesterday and will try again today.

    I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
    I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
    All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

    Any real pizza makers in the house?

    I am not a real pizza maker but I have been a real pizza eater =)

    I don't think it would be too hard at all to open a shop. Maybe one that's already established then you could buy? Recipes come with I'm sure.

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    • MatureKing
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      Ilove Pizza and i want it... I want big salami pizza
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      • TheLegacy
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        #4
        I help make pizza around the house with the kids several times a month - but would I open a shop? No my religious belief's would not allow me to do it since I'm sure somewhere in the bible it says "never I say to thee - put pineapple on a pizza - so sayeth the Lord thy God"... and well... I just don't want to go to hell and if anyone asks - I'd have to by requirement of ancient customs be in my right to send them to hell for even asking for pineapple on a pizza.
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        • CaptainHowdy
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          #5
          I never try that sort of cooking at home. Best is to leave it to professionals.

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          • blackmonsters
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            #6
            Originally posted by TheLegacy
            I help make pizza around the house with the kids several times a month - but would I open a shop? No my religious belief's would not allow me to do it since I'm sure somewhere in the bible it says "never I say to thee - put pineapple on a pizza - so sayeth the Lord thy God"... and well... I just don't want to go to hell and if anyone asks - I'd have to by requirement of ancient customs be in my right to send them to hell for even asking for pineapple on a pizza.
            I hear ya; I'm fearing the pineapple request myself already.
            What a horror, and the nerve to call it Hawaiian.

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            • blackmonsters
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              #7
              Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
              I am not a real pizza maker but I have been a real pizza eater =)

              I don't think it would be too hard at all to open a shop. Maybe one that's already established then you could buy? Recipes come with I'm sure.
              I don't think any pizza shop will sell unless ready to retire or they are not good.
              And the price would be high for sure.
              There is some dirt cheap property around my area to rent and that seems like the only
              way I could do it.
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              • blackmonsters
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                #8
                Originally posted by MatureKing
                Ilove Pizza and i want it... I want big salami pizza
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                • LeRoy
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                  #9
                  I worked for a pizza place in Newport Beach many moons ago. Started making my own about 10 years ago. I like to use an iron skillet, you can see the caramelized edges yummy. It would be cool to open a pizza place because a lot of people dig it.


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                  • J. Falcon
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                    #10
                    That looks really good!
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                    • Klen
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                      #11
                      I do make good pizza but i was always cheating - i was using premade ground, so i would customize only other stuff , cheese, two types of salami, sour cream, sweet corn.

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                      • NALEM
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        I have watched a lot of pizza making videos and tried a bunch of times but I still can't get the crust right.
                        I got close yesterday and will try again today.

                        I wish I was good enough to open a pizza shop.
                        I always wanted to do that since I was 22.
                        All dreams can't come true; but that sucks.

                        Any real pizza makers in the house?

                        If you have serious intentions to open a pizza shop, write me directly. In my late teens I was the GM for several years at both a national and local brand.

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                        • Rochard
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                          #13
                          If you love pizza.... You should join my Pizza Lovers Association FB group...

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                          • blackmonsters
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by LeRoy
                            I worked for a pizza place in Newport Beach many moons ago. Started making my own about 10 years ago. I like to use an iron skillet, you can see the caramelized edges yummy. It would be cool to open a pizza place because a lot of people dig it.


                            Damn bro, that's exactly like I was trying to do today. LOL!

                            But this is what I got instead :

                            https://youtu.be/hYiUbFotse8


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                            • blackmonsters
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Klen
                              I do make good pizza but i was always cheating - i was using premade ground, so i would customize only other stuff , cheese, two types of salami, sour cream, sweet corn.
                              "salami, sour cream, sweet corn"???

                              WTF! Is this some type of communist pizza?

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                              • blackmonsters
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by NALEM
                                If you have serious intentions to open a pizza shop, write me directly. In my late teens I was the GM for several years at both a national and local brand.

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                                Did you make pizza?
                                I can do the bean counting, I would need a dough master or I have no chance of success.

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                                • CurrentlySober
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                                  #17


                                  i wood just by a selection of pre made supermarket pizzas, for like 2.99 each, then cook em to order when needed and charge 13.99

                                  why fuck with ingredients? just need a normal cooker and fridge - easy money.


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                                  • LeRoy
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                    Damn bro, that's exactly like I was trying to do today. LOL!

                                    But this is what I got instead :

                                    https://youtu.be/hYiUbFotse8


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                                    • OneHungLo
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                      But this is what I got instead :

                                      https://youtu.be/hYiUbFotse8


                                      Stop appropriating muh culture!

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                                      • blackmonsters
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                                        i wood just by a selection of pre made supermarket pizzas, for like 2.99 each, then cook em to order when needed and charge 13.99

                                        why fuck with ingredients? just need a normal cooker and fridge - easy money.
                                        Those pizzas are not good enough.
                                        The whole reason I want to do this is for my own pizza taste buds.
                                        I have to drive 8 miles one way to get what I call good pizza.
                                        The pizza I just made is still better than what's close to me.
                                        I don't like any of the big pizza franchises.

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                                        • blackmonsters
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                          Stop appropriating muh culture!
                                          Yeah, tell me about it.



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                                          • NALEM
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                            Did you make pizza?
                                            I can do the bean counting, I would need a dough master or I have no chance of success.

                                            While I have experience making the dough, the recipe was formulated by the brands.

                                            You can serve shitty pizza, as Domino's has for decades. It's a bonus to have excellent ingredients. People of most ethnic groups eat that stuff up.

                                            You'll first need to know who is your competition within X mile radius of the folks you intend to also serve, make the decision if the pizza market is over/undersaturated, and then decide what to price your product at.
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                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                              #23
                                              Calling out crust master extraordinaire RandyRandy . . .

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                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                Damn bro, that's exactly like I was trying to do today. LOL!

                                                But this is what I got instead :

                                                https://youtu.be/hYiUbFotse8


                                                man knead the dough and let it rest for a least 2 hours. if you are making them that small buy some frozen dinner rolls. those that come in a big bag

                                                3 or 4 should do what you did there
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                                                • OneHungLo
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  Yeah, tell me about it.



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                                                  • blackmonsters
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                    man knead the dough and let it rest for a least 2 hours. if you are making them that small
                                                    That was left over dough from yesterday so it rested for 24 hrs.

                                                    I only made them small to save money because I was testing different ways.

                                                    Forget that biscuit shit; I can make shitty pizza already bro.

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                                                    • blackmonsters
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                                                      #27
                                                      I got mad and made another pizza.
                                                      I used all the dough this time and it came out better.

                                                      https://youtu.be/_FzstcVndEQ



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                                                      • brassmonkey
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                        That was left over dough from yesterday so it rested for 24 hrs.

                                                        I only made them small to save money because I was testing different ways.

                                                        Forget that biscuit shit; I can make shitty pizza already bro.

                                                        believe me it comes out right. when you do experiments youtube it. they can save you from mistakes. flour a cup or something and roll dat dough out playa
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                                                        • blackmonsters
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                          believe me it comes out right. when you do experiments youtube it. they can save you from mistakes. flour a cup or something and roll dat dough out playa
                                                          Watch my video; I'm talking about you in the video.

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                                                          • Grapesoda
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                            Yeah, tell me about it.



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                                                            • BaldBastard
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                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Try shovelling pizzas in and out of an oven on a hot summers day and the delusions will quickly fade.

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                                                              • celandina
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                                                                #32
                                                                My wife makes a whole wheat dough... in addition to the sauce we add : four cheeses ( sweet Gorgonzola, eidam, mozzarella, parmazano), then spicy salami, fried mushrooms, coto ham, and on 1/2 of the pizza anchovies ( she hates anchovies). Then I bake it on a hot pizza stone on the barbecue. The best !

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                                                                • blackmonsters
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
                                                                  Try shovelling pizzas in and out of an oven on a hot summers day and the delusions will quickly fade.
                                                                  Go work as a roofer in the blazing sun like I was doing and shoveling pizza on a hot day is a welcome break.

                                                                  Besides, I have no plans of doing any work myself, except for training the worker.

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                                                                  • blackmonsters
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm just dreaming anyway.
                                                                    I can't afford the cost to open a pizza shop.

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                                                                    • BaldBastard
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                      I'm just dreaming anyway.
                                                                      I can't afford the cost to open a pizza shop.

                                                                      http://mypizzadream.com/
                                                                      Available domain, go sell your dream.

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                                                                      • Klen
                                                                        • Aug 2006
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                        I'm just dreaming anyway.
                                                                        I can't afford the cost to open a pizza shop.

                                                                        You can, you just need to find someone which business is failing and is wiling to give inventory for really low amount of money.

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                                                                        • femdomdestiny
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • LeRoy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Anybody following David Portnoy and his pizza reviews? One bit everybody knows the rules! Pretty good IMO
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                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by femdomdestiny
                                                                              Ahhh, anybody can make them that good if they are not drunk.
                                                                              I see coke but no bourbon.

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                                                                              • blackmonsters
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                But why you put ketchup on top?

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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                  I got mad and made another pizza.
                                                                                  I used all the dough this time and it came out better.

                                                                                  https://youtu.be/_FzstcVndEQ



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                                                                                  • LeRoy
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                    I got mad and made another pizza.
                                                                                    I used all the dough this time and it came out better.

                                                                                    https://youtu.be/_FzstcVndEQ




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                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      the pic is broke... the video works though. watch the video negro

                                                                                      and...
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                                                                                      • blackmonsters
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                        the pic is broke... the video works though. watch the video negro

                                                                                        and...
                                                                                        I'm trying to make the "Super Bowl" of pizza; those videos are the "Soup Kitchen" of pizza.

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                                                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                          I'm trying to make the "Super Bowl" of pizza; those videos are the "Soup Kitchen" of pizza.

                                                                                          man just get some frozen red baron or whatever premium cheese pizza. cut up your favorite toppings and give it a rest
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                                                                                          • blackmonsters
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                            man just get some frozen red baron or whatever premium cheese pizza. cut up your favorite toppings and give it a rest
                                                                                            Who's going to come to a pizza shop to buy that?
                                                                                            A pizza shop has to make the whole pizza.

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                                                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                              Who's going to come to a pizza shop to buy that?
                                                                                              A pizza shop has to make the whole pizza.

                                                                                              you're opening a pizzeria for the super bowl????
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                                                                                                No Knead Pizza Crust
                                                                                                Ingredients
                                                                                                2-1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
                                                                                                1 teaspoon sugar
                                                                                                1 cup warm water
                                                                                                2-1/2 cups bread flour
                                                                                                2 tablespoons olive oil
                                                                                                1 teaspoon salt

                                                                                                Instructions

                                                                                                Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
                                                                                                In a medium bowl, dissolve yeast and sugar in water. Let stand until creamy, about 10 minutes.
                                                                                                Stir in flour, salt and oil. Let rest for 5 minutes. Lightly oil pizza pan to avoid sticking.
                                                                                                Using oiled hands, press dough onto pizza pan and top with favorite toppings.
                                                                                                Spread with desired toppings and bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown.
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                                                                                                • Look Chang
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                  I hear ya; I'm fearing the pineapple request myself already.
                                                                                                  What a horror, and the nerve to call it Hawaiian.

                                                                                                  What this stupid problem? My kids only eat Hawaiian pizza because they like their sweet and salty taste and I like to eat it too.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I'm working on leveling my pizza dough skills up.

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