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  • MelissaD
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    • May 2001
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    Why do men name thier cocks?

    I've always been curious and I never get a straight answer- I've heard men treat their cocks like it was a separate personality.

    And such names as - little big man, Fred, etc.

    What is the deal, come on guys share a little aspect of the male mystic.

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    • Dirtypainter
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      • Jan 2001
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      #2
      I would but then I would have to shoot ya.

      it is a male thing something you women will never understand.

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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
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          #3
          Dammit! Now ya dun gone and offended Russel-the-wonder-muscle

          She didn't mean it big guy!


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          Actually, I've heard that many many women have names for their tits, like "the girls" or "Jane & Dottie".... why, when I was a little kid I remember asking my mom what "those things" were, and she told me they were her "patsies".... I was scarred for life
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            • TheWatcher
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              • May 2001
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              Umm ive never really named my cock... heh.. other people call it man meat, man muscle, dick. cock, penis, second brain, orgaism factory. heh.. but ive never named it anything. lmao

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                • Jamdin
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                  • Jan 2001
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                  #5
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                    • tenletters
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                      • Jan 2001
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                      #6
                      Hmmm.. this from a species that names their monthly cycle, "George".



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                        • sweetjimmy
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                          • Jan 2001
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                          #7
                          sweet jimmy?

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                            • Keev
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                              • May 2001
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                              #8
                              I think most guys cocks end up being named "mini me" lol

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                                • corvo
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                                  #9
                                  mine doesn't have a name.
                                  its been called other things by other ppl though, does that count?
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                                    • Hot Tropical Babes
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                                      CD, I thought it was Russel, the one eyed muscle... Hmmm

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                                        • MelissaD
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                                          #11
                                          LMAO - I guess I've lead a sheltered life none of my friends have ever named thier tits or called their periods anything other then a pain. Never have I heard a woman refer to any part of her body as a separate personality- except my crazy Aunt Sally but that is another story.

                                          What do men want their penises (sp?) to be called? cock? dick? (doesn't that offend people with the name Richard) penis? one eye'd love snake? Harry?

                                          "Mini Me" I think is my favorite nickname so far.

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                                            • meshell
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                                              • Feb 2001
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                                              #12
                                              I've always been curious and I never get a straight answer- I've heard men treat their cocks like it was a separate personality.
                                              Maybe the ones that do treat their cocks like that do it cuz it HAS a separate personality...or rather a mind of its own? just a guess
                                              "Mini Me" hehehe that would be my fav nick too LOL

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                                                • MrCockTale
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                                                  #13
                                                  Michael Jordan, dunno why..

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                                                    • tenletters
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                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                      Well, I saw my grandmother naked once (we were watching TV in her room when she came out of shower). I turned to my Uncle and said "that was scary... looked like a gray panther coming at me".

                                                      She now refers to it as panther, sometimes.



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                                                        • RaiDeN
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                                                          • May 2001
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                                                          #15
                                                          Well there every chick i ever had always had a name for their pussy.

                                                          Mostly weird names... Without making sence

                                                          like "puni" or so.

                                                          I guess your just asking because you want to know the reason you named your pussy a weird name

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                                                            • Henrik
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                                                              • Jan 2001
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                                                              #16
                                                              Mine is called Futtbucker. Isn't that cute ?

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                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes:
                                                                  CD, I thought it was Russel, the one eyed muscle... Hmmm

                                                                  No, that's herbie the one-eyed trowser weasel

                                                                  I have older brothers and sisters (4 in total, 2 of each...I'm the baby).....so I've heard them all....Here are some of the more memberable names

                                                                  Thumper (my oldest brother's fav, he's a fireman btw)

                                                                  Winky the one-eyed whale

                                                                  The bald avenger (from "war of the roses")

                                                                  The one-eyed spitting python

                                                                  Blinky

                                                                  Stiffy-snake

                                                                  Tallywhacker

                                                                  Bonephone (4life?)

                                                                  Heat-seeking love missile

                                                                  Velvet-headed monster

                                                                  Spitting purple helmet

                                                                  Power bar

                                                                  Satisfyer

                                                                  Womb Raider (hee hee)

                                                                  Pussy-Splitter

                                                                  Pussy-filler

                                                                  Pussy-Plunger

                                                                  Canal-Widener (LOL)

                                                                  The veiny Redwood

                                                                  Louisville slugger

                                                                  There's more, much much more, but I think maybe I'll let you all catch your breath. I'll close with a joke I heard a looooong time ago......

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                                                                    • twinkley
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                                                                      The funniest one I have ever hear is...

                                                                      "Stanley" The power drill!!!

                                                                      horrible eh? hehehehehe
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                                                                        • ElvisManson
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                                                                          Of course you could call it "Secret"

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                                                                            • MelissaD
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                                                                              Funniest name I have heard is Thor. LMAO

                                                                              Even had the guy ask a waiter whose name happened to be Thor for his name tag and explained why he wanted it, needless to say I didn't date him long.

                                                                              LMAO
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                                                                                • Clovis
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                                                                                  They have names because they have a personality and a mind of their own. Just ask my little buddy Mr President, he would be glad to show you a few tricks. BTW, what is the name of your pussy? wouldn't be peaches by any chance would it ?

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                                                                                    • TheWatcher
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                                                                                      hmmm.. this has cause the urge to name my cock.. lmao but what should i name it.. hmmmmm

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                                                                                        • MelissaD
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                                                                                          Originally posted by Clovis:
                                                                                          They have names because they have a personality and a mind of their own. Just ask my little buddy Mr President, he would be glad to show you a few tricks. BTW, what is the name of your pussy? wouldn't be peaches by any chance would it ?

                                                                                          Now you have done it Clovis - opened the door and I just can't resist.... You'll find that women rarely name their pussys mostly because our brains play a big part of sex for us, its a whole package deal. Where as men, tend to use their little brain for most of their thinking...

                                                                                          Sorry I couldn't resist. ...
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                                                                                            • Clovis
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                                                                                              [QUOTE]Originally posted by MelissaD:
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                                                                                              Now you have done it Clovis - opened the door and I just can't resist.... You'll find that women rarely name their pussys mostly because our brains play a big part of sex for us, its a whole package deal. Where as men, tend to use their little brain for most of their thinking...

                                                                                              Well yes women do seem to use their imagination much more than men but then I've met more than a few women who do quite a bit of thinking with their muffmind.

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                                                                                                • MelissaD
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                                                                                                  I for one will admit to thinking occasionally with my hormones vs. my brain.

                                                                                                  I hired a new assistant this week - I obviously was thinking with them when I did.

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                                                                                                    • dank
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                                                                                                      honestly, I gave mine a name because me and Willy Wonka really do have our own brains. Most of the time we think on the same level.

                                                                                                      It can also be used as a cop out if Willy Wonka doesn't perform well(never happens). Just say he has a mind of his own..........but really, it's true.

                                                                                                      I don't ask him to say Hi to me every morning and goodnight everytime I go to bed. He just does it. And I definitely don't ask him to make cameo appearances like when I'm on the city bus and I ring the bell to get off and.....well, what do you know?.....he just comes out of now where right when I have to stand up to walk off the bus.

                                                                                                      Willy Wonka, as you know, is traditionally known as a chocolate factory but my Willy Wonka specializes in ............you know.......creamy sweet vanilla.

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                                                                                                        • Badgurl
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                                                                                                          Maybe their hoping it'll come when they call it, just like their dogs
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                                                                                                            • Anthony
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                                                                                                              Badgurl,

                                                                                                              It will come whether or not you call it by name.

                                                                                                              hehe

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                                                                                                                • Badgurl
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                                                                                                                  Again...just like a dog...

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