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  • Tube Ace
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 4941
    #1

    Has anyone in human existence ever received a blowjob while..

    Has anyone in human existence ever received a blowjob while performing an iron cross on gymnastics rings, and still manage to bust?





    I mean, that would be an instant lifetime achievement award, right?
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    • Tube Ace
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 4941
      #2
      Assuming they had a dick, of course.

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        • lock
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 5065
          #3
          In my twenties, thirties i would be able to hold my own weight for as long as i cared for I wouldn't even be able to hold myself up these days. 50 now.
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            • Tube Ace
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2008
              • 4941
              #4
              Originally posted by lock
              In my twenties, thirties i would be able to hold my own weight for as long as i cared for I wouldn't even be able to hold myself up these days. 50 now.
              I get tennis elbow just thinking about it.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38945
                  #5
                  i've never even received a normal blowjob...

                  cant find my dick under my belly anyway...


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                    • Tube Ace
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 4941
                      #6
                      Have you considered an inversion table?

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38945
                          #7
                          With me weighing well over 670lbs, I doubt you'll find one strong enough...

                          nor a girl thats willing...


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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              No, but I saw this at the SF Armory at a kink.com party once.
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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