Tour Text Contest - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 05-18-2003, 08:59 PM

I'm looking for some creative text to be used on our new site, www.sweetdevon.com/indexnp2.php (on the 2nd tour page)

So how about a little contest? If I use your tour text suggestion, I'll paypal you $100.

We're promoting Devon as a sweet, innocent, shy amateur -- and she's super cute... this could be our next Tawnee.

So let the contest begin!

Steve Lightspeed

05-18-2003, 09:00 PM

I simply could not resist...

[IMG]http://***********/spam.gif[/IMG]

Keev · 05-18-2003, 09:10 PM

Grilled to perfection

DrewKole · 05-18-2003, 09:14 PM

Check out this true schoolgirl gone bad!

Everyone at her private school thought she was quite, and definately the last in her class to lose her virginity.

But, when she turned 18, she got the chance to prove them wrong!

Check out this perfect body, untouched by the likes of her classmates, RAVAGED by the badgirls in her sorority...

Blah blah blah

SteveLightspeed · 05-18-2003, 09:15 PM

Actually, its more of a way to say I can't write tour text for shit, and I am willing to pay for some assistance.

Steve Lightspeed

dchottie · 05-18-2003, 09:18 PM

Here's a quickie before bed.

You know there are many places in my sorority house that I love to be nude. For instance, here on the bar you can see my soft creamy skin. How about a body shot or a buttery nipple?

Another place I definately love to get naked is in my room. You would not believe the things I have done on this bed. I have fucked many guys in this room that I had to sneak past the dorm mother.

Should you join my site now I promise to take you on a tour of my favorite places to get naked in the sorority house. If you're lucky I just might invite my sorority sisters to help out too.

TDF · 05-18-2003, 09:19 PM

I sale good cock sucking! click me for more!

pnor · 05-18-2003, 09:22 PM

"I really need you to come in, please help me pay a designer for my page and the 100 bucks I spent on creative selling and I'll show you my tushy"

Spunky · 05-18-2003, 09:27 PM

Here is a exclusive one I have been working on. I can change color and add some differant images.. I will expect paypal quickly please.

Sweet Devon

Kanoealoha · 05-18-2003, 09:30 PM

does she just do girls? or both????

must have details to write anything...

AOLGuy · 05-18-2003, 09:34 PM

She doesn't look shy.

I keep thinking of stuff trying to play the angle you want, and her pics scream the generic "I love getting naked" type taglines...

MichaelMM · 05-18-2003, 09:35 PM

I've done the text for tons of paysites. I also do stories and webmaster articles. I don't have the time for a contest, but I can take on some new work.

Contact me 84891270 or [email protected]

I have a lot of samples and my prices are cheap

iroc409 · 05-18-2003, 09:40 PM

will fuck for food

AOLGuy · 05-18-2003, 09:48 PM

of course, you could always try something a bit avant garde, like

"I blew all of my tuition money on cocaine, and my so-called friends helped me run up my credit cards. I've been seeing a few guys who have said they would help me out with my finances, and but they just use me like a cheap cum receptacle and then never call back."

"In these photos I am fighting back the tears as I come to terms with the gravity of what I am doing. As a little girl, I wanted to grow up to be a ballerina or a professional model. One serious drug problem and many bad decisions later, I was desperate and decided to let a photographer take some tasteful nude photos of me. When I showed up, I found out it was porn--if I didn't go along with what he wanted, he said that not only would he not pay me, but he would show the photos he had taken already to my friends and family. I was so afraid, I did whatever he asked and forced a smile."

"Once I did the first set, the photographer shorted my pay and only gave me $200. I grabbed my clothing and ran away sobbing. I felt so ashamed and disgusted with myself that I drowned my sorrows in a seemingly never-ending weekend of cheap sex and drinking. I woke up that next Monday with a strange man sleeping next to me, and a message informing me I was being kicked out of college for failure to pay my tuition. The following week, I missed my period, and was overwhelmed with terror since I had no way to pay for an abortion. I frantically called the photographer who shot me before, but he didn't return my calls. When he finally called back, he offered me another $200, but only if I brought a friend. He said if I couldn't find one, he would sent the full nude photos to my family and post them around my college."

"Thankfully, my friend took sympathy on me and agreed to do the second shoot. I did so much cocaine before that I had to wipe the blood from my nose in between photos. The photographer did give us the $200, but we had to go give him oral sex first. I still feel so disgusted with myself--I keep taking showers but I that dirty feeling will not wash off. I will never be clean."

"So now, here I am--still hooked on cocaine and kicked out of college... I managed to hold onto almost $100 of that shoot's pay, and the photographer says he knows someone who can take care of my 'situation' for a reduced fee if I let him fuck me in the ass. The photographer also said that if I kept having sex with him, he would give me a flat 1% of what this website makes."

"Please sign up, I could really use the money. The thought of a better life is all I have to numb the pain of my battered, chapped pussy."

Oh fuck, wait--that's more than five lines.

Cindyff · 05-18-2003, 10:01 PM

Hi guys, my name is Devon you wont have seen me before as i have never taken my clothes off for anyone , but this guy Steve picked me up outside my dorm late one night and persuaded me to go to a bar with him. I don't drink but he gave me four shots i think he called them. Well after an hour in the bar i was feeling real strange so i asked Steve to drive me back to the dorm. We got back into his car but instead of going back to my dorm he drove me to his place. To be honest my head was spinning and i just want to lie down and sleep. We got to his place and he took me inside , i sat on the bed and Steve was all over me, his hands unhooked my bra and he squeezed my breast and slowly pushed his hand into the tops of my panties. within a few minutes i was naked and Steve was shooting video of me and asking me to do such dirty things . I am so ashamed but he said if i didn't do what he wanted he would send the pictures to my tutors and school friends. Well now all these pictures and nasty nasty videos are in this site and Steve wants you to pay $29.00 to see me do such rude things, please pay so that i can rid myself of this person and pay him the blackmail money he wants.
Thanks so much
Devon

GrimShawn · 05-18-2003, 10:20 PM

She's Sweet, Petite, the kind you'd like to meet!

Pipecrew · 05-18-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKFK
of course, you could always try something a bit avant garde, like

"I blew all of my tuition money on cocaine, and my so-called friends helped me run up my credit cards. I've been seeing a few guys who have said they would help me out with my finances, and but they just use me like a cheap cum receptacle and then never call back."

"In these photos I am fighting back the tears as I come to terms with the gravity of what I am doing. As a little girl, I wanted to grow up to be a ballerina or a professional model. One serious drug problem and many bad decisions later, I was desperate and decided to let a photographer take some tasteful nude photos of me. When I showed up, I found out it was porn--if I didn't go along with what he wanted, he said that not only would he not pay me, but he would show the photos he had taken already to my friends and family. I was so afraid, I did whatever he asked and forced a smile."

"Once I did the first set, the photographer shorted my pay and only gave me $200. I grabbed my clothing and ran away sobbing. I felt so ashamed and disgusted with myself that I drowned my sorrows in a seemingly never-ending weekend of cheap sex and drinking. I woke up that next Monday with a strange man sleeping next to me, and a message informing me I was being kicked out of college for failure to pay my tuition. The following week, I missed my period, and was overwhelmed with terror since I had no way to pay for an abortion. I frantically called the photographer who shot me before, but he didn't return my calls. When he finally called back, he offered me another $200, but only if I brought a friend. He said if I couldn't find one, he would sent the full nude photos to my family and post them around my college."

"Thankfully, my friend took sympathy on me and agreed to do the second shoot. I did so much cocaine before that I had to wipe the blood from my nose in between photos. The photographer did give us the $200, but we had to go give him oral sex first. I still feel so disgusted with myself--I keep taking showers but I that dirty feeling will not wash off. I will never be clean."

"So now, here I am--still hooked on cocaine and kicked out of college... I managed to hold onto almost $100 of that shoot's pay, and the photographer says he knows someone who can take care of my 'situation' for a reduced fee if I let him fuck me in the ass. The photographer also said that if I kept having sex with him, he would give me a flat 1% of what this website makes."

"Please sign up, I could really use the money. The thought of a better life is all I have to numb the pain of my battered, chapped pussy."

Oh fuck, wait--that's more than five lines.

hahaha who wrote that? I'd pay them to write some stories for me

AOLGuy · 05-18-2003, 10:29 PM

that'd be me... I must be in the wrong end of the biz. I can get motivated to churn that out in 5 minutes but procrastinate working on CSS and in Dreamweaver.

[email protected]

Jamdin · 05-18-2003, 11:06 PM

I'll try:

I am a shy sorority student who is finishing up my first year at the university. I have to do my theme paper for my sex ed class on how today's young women are more apt to be bisexual. In order to do my research, I needed to experience a variety of tasty twats and hard cocks. I have been bisexual since a freshman in high school.

My sorority sister, Tawnee, suggested that I create a website to help speed my research along. She also suggested I share my research via a live webcam. I thought Tawnee was crazy until she showed me her website. The things she put online made my juices flowing.

Of course, I wanted Tawnee to be my first "guest" on my live webcam. We started playing on the trampoline behind the sorority house on a hot day. We stripped to our panties and we shared a very passionate moment. You can see uncensored pictures and videos of that day inside.

Va2k · 05-18-2003, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm looking for some creative text to be used on our new site, www.sweetdevon.com/indexnp2.php (on the 2nd tour page)

So how about a little contest? If I use your tour text suggestion, I'll paypal you $100.

We're promoting Devon as a sweet, innocent, shy amateur -- and she's super cute... this could be our next Tawnee.

So let the contest begin!

Steve Lightspeed

Dont mean to be mean but there is no way in hell she will be the next tawnee lol just my

she aint got them eyes like tawnee does good looking girl though nice design

good luck

TOM

SteveLightspeed · 05-18-2003, 11:25 PM

Jamdin, excellent idea! Email me your paypal info to

ls at lightspeedcash.com

Jamdin · 05-18-2003, 11:31 PM

I'm glad you like the idea & email on it's way

TheMob · 05-19-2003, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKFK
of course, you could always try something a bit avant garde, like

"I blew all of my tuition money on cocaine, and my so-called friends helped me run up my credit cards. I've been seeing a few guys who have said they would help me out with my finances, and but they just use me like a cheap cum receptacle and then never call back."

"In these photos I am fighting back the tears as I come to terms with the gravity of what I am doing. As a little girl, I wanted to grow up to be a ballerina or a professional model. One serious drug problem and many bad decisions later, I was desperate and decided to let a photographer take some tasteful nude photos of me. When I showed up, I found out it was porn--if I didn't go along with what he wanted, he said that not only would he not pay me, but he would show the photos he had taken already to my friends and family. I was so afraid, I did whatever he asked and forced a smile."

"Once I did the first set, the photographer shorted my pay and only gave me $200. I grabbed my clothing and ran away sobbing. I felt so ashamed and disgusted with myself that I drowned my sorrows in a seemingly never-ending weekend of cheap sex and drinking. I woke up that next Monday with a strange man sleeping next to me, and a message informing me I was being kicked out of college for failure to pay my tuition. The following week, I missed my period, and was overwhelmed with terror since I had no way to pay for an abortion. I frantically called the photographer who shot me before, but he didn't return my calls. When he finally called back, he offered me another $200, but only if I brought a friend. He said if I couldn't find one, he would sent the full nude photos to my family and post them around my college."

"Thankfully, my friend took sympathy on me and agreed to do the second shoot. I did so much cocaine before that I had to wipe the blood from my nose in between photos. The photographer did give us the $200, but we had to go give him oral sex first. I still feel so disgusted with myself--I keep taking showers but I that dirty feeling will not wash off. I will never be clean."

"So now, here I am--still hooked on cocaine and kicked out of college... I managed to hold onto almost $100 of that shoot's pay, and the photographer says he knows someone who can take care of my 'situation' for a reduced fee if I let him fuck me in the ass. The photographer also said that if I kept having sex with him, he would give me a flat 1% of what this website makes."

"Please sign up, I could really use the money. The thought of a better life is all I have to numb the pain of my battered, chapped pussy."

Oh fuck, wait--that's more than five lines.

Funniest read ever! Thanks

hybrid · 05-19-2003, 02:00 AM

Give me your fucking money.

AOLGuy · 05-19-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?

Funniest read ever! Thanks

Man, re-reading what I wrote. I totally should have won...

I was robbed, I tell ya!

05-18-2003, 08:59 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Tour Text Contest I'm looking for some creative text to be used on our new site, www.sweetdevon.com/indexnp2.php (on the 2nd tour page) So how about a little contest? If I use your tour text suggestion, I'll paypal you $100. We're promoting Devon as a sweet, innocent, shy amateur -- and she's super cute... this could be our next Tawnee. So let the contest begin! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-18-2003, 09:10 PM	#3
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Grilled to perfection __________________ ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

05-18-2003, 09:15 PM	#5
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Actually, its more of a way to say I can't write tour text for shit, and I am willing to pay for some assistance. Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-18-2003, 09:18 PM	#6
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	Here's a quickie before bed. You know there are many places in my sorority house that I love to be nude. For instance, here on the bar you can see my soft creamy skin. How about a body shot or a buttery nipple? Another place I definately love to get naked is in my room. You would not believe the things I have done on this bed. I have fucked many guys in this room that I had to sneak past the dorm mother. Should you join my site now I promise to take you on a tour of my favorite places to get naked in the sorority house. If you're lucky I just might invite my sorority sisters to help out too. __________________

05-18-2003, 09:19 PM	#7
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	I sale good cock sucking! click me for more! __________________ Sig heil

05-18-2003, 09:00 PM	#2
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I simply could not resist... [IMG]http://***********/spam.gif[/IMG]

05-18-2003, 09:14 PM	#4
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Check out this true schoolgirl gone bad! Everyone at her private school thought she was quite, and definately the last in her class to lose her virginity. But, when she turned 18, she got the chance to prove them wrong! Check out this perfect body, untouched by the likes of her classmates, RAVAGED by the badgirls in her sorority... Blah blah blah

05-18-2003, 09:22 PM	#8
pnor Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 110	"I really need you to come in, please help me pay a designer for my page and the 100 bucks I spent on creative selling and I'll show you my tushy"

05-18-2003, 09:27 PM	#9
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Here is a exclusive one I have been working on. I can change color and add some differant images.. I will expect paypal quickly please. Sweet Devon __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-18-2003, 09:30 PM	#10
Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	does she just do girls? or both???? must have details to write anything... __________________ Strong Bad Rocks!

05-18-2003, 09:34 PM	#11
AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	She doesn't look shy. I keep thinking of stuff trying to play the angle you want, and her pics scream the generic "I love getting naked" type taglines...

05-18-2003, 09:35 PM	#12
MichaelMM Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 5	I've done the text for tons of paysites. I also do stories and webmaster articles. I don't have the time for a contest, but I can take on some new work. Contact me 84891270 or [email protected] I have a lot of samples and my prices are cheap

05-18-2003, 09:40 PM	#13
iroc409 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: midwest side, yo Posts: 4,728	will fuck for food __________________ <a href="http://www.iroc409.com/"><img src="http://www.iroc409.com/adv/120x60.gif" border=0></a> icq: 1 7 6 4 2 0 9 6 0 Gallery templates for ONLY $25! w00t!

05-18-2003, 09:48 PM	#14
AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	of course, you could always try something a bit avant garde, like "I blew all of my tuition money on cocaine, and my so-called friends helped me run up my credit cards. I've been seeing a few guys who have said they would help me out with my finances, and but they just use me like a cheap cum receptacle and then never call back." "In these photos I am fighting back the tears as I come to terms with the gravity of what I am doing. As a little girl, I wanted to grow up to be a ballerina or a professional model. One serious drug problem and many bad decisions later, I was desperate and decided to let a photographer take some tasteful nude photos of me. When I showed up, I found out it was porn--if I didn't go along with what he wanted, he said that not only would he not pay me, but he would show the photos he had taken already to my friends and family. I was so afraid, I did whatever he asked and forced a smile." "Once I did the first set, the photographer shorted my pay and only gave me $200. I grabbed my clothing and ran away sobbing. I felt so ashamed and disgusted with myself that I drowned my sorrows in a seemingly never-ending weekend of cheap sex and drinking. I woke up that next Monday with a strange man sleeping next to me, and a message informing me I was being kicked out of college for failure to pay my tuition. The following week, I missed my period, and was overwhelmed with terror since I had no way to pay for an abortion. I frantically called the photographer who shot me before, but he didn't return my calls. When he finally called back, he offered me another $200, but only if I brought a friend. He said if I couldn't find one, he would sent the full nude photos to my family and post them around my college." "Thankfully, my friend took sympathy on me and agreed to do the second shoot. I did so much cocaine before that I had to wipe the blood from my nose in between photos. The photographer did give us the $200, but we had to go give him oral sex first. I still feel so disgusted with myself--I keep taking showers but I that dirty feeling will not wash off. I will never be clean." "So now, here I am--still hooked on cocaine and kicked out of college... I managed to hold onto almost $100 of that shoot's pay, and the photographer says he knows someone who can take care of my 'situation' for a reduced fee if I let him fuck me in the ass. The photographer also said that if I kept having sex with him, he would give me a flat 1% of what this website makes." "Please sign up, I could really use the money. The thought of a better life is all I have to numb the pain of my battered, chapped pussy." Oh fuck, wait--that's more than five lines.

05-18-2003, 10:01 PM	#15
Cindyff Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,187	Hi guys, my name is Devon you wont have seen me before as i have never taken my clothes off for anyone , but this guy Steve picked me up outside my dorm late one night and persuaded me to go to a bar with him. I don't drink but he gave me four shots i think he called them. Well after an hour in the bar i was feeling real strange so i asked Steve to drive me back to the dorm. We got back into his car but instead of going back to my dorm he drove me to his place. To be honest my head was spinning and i just want to lie down and sleep. We got to his place and he took me inside , i sat on the bed and Steve was all over me, his hands unhooked my bra and he squeezed my breast and slowly pushed his hand into the tops of my panties. within a few minutes i was naked and Steve was shooting video of me and asking me to do such dirty things . I am so ashamed but he said if i didn't do what he wanted he would send the pictures to my tutors and school friends. Well now all these pictures and nasty nasty videos are in this site and Steve wants you to pay $29.00 to see me do such rude things, please pay so that i can rid myself of this person and pay him the blackmail money he wants. Thanks so much Devon

05-18-2003, 10:20 PM	#16
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	She's Sweet, Petite, the kind you'd like to meet!

05-18-2003, 10:29 PM	#18
AOLGuy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,261	that'd be me... I must be in the wrong end of the biz. I can get motivated to churn that out in 5 minutes but procrastinate working on CSS and in Dreamweaver. [email protected]

05-18-2003, 11:06 PM	#19
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I'll try: I am a shy sorority student who is finishing up my first year at the university. I have to do my theme paper for my sex ed class on how today's young women are more apt to be bisexual. In order to do my research, I needed to experience a variety of tasty twats and hard cocks. I have been bisexual since a freshman in high school. My sorority sister, Tawnee, suggested that I create a website to help speed my research along. She also suggested I share my research via a live webcam. I thought Tawnee was crazy until she showed me her website. The things she put online made my juices flowing. Of course, I wanted Tawnee to be my first "guest" on my live webcam. We started playing on the trampoline behind the sorority house on a hot day. We stripped to our panties and we shared a very passionate moment. You can see uncensored pictures and videos of that day inside.

05-18-2003, 11:25 PM	#21
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Jamdin, excellent idea! Email me your paypal info to ls at lightspeedcash.com __________________ Abra-cadabra!

05-18-2003, 11:31 PM	#22
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I'm glad you like the idea & email on it's way

05-19-2003, 02:00 AM	#24
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Give me your fucking money.