So ColMike, what am I, chopped liver?

So, people keep bumping that fucking thread at the zoo, so here's the whole story:
A couple years ago, I wasn't doing so great and Sarettah messaged me about why I wasn't posting on a Slack group. He gave me some money, which most of it I didn't even ask for, and he said quite a few times that I didn't have to pay it back, or to take as long as I needed, but for me to stay active in the webmaster community. Everything was fine and he never messaged me asking for the money, ...until one day a few months ago when I replied to a thread on xxxx. Someone was asking for phone sex CRM recommendations for a coder, someone said Sarettah, and for a few reasons I thought that was an absolutely terrible choice, so I replied and recommended someone that I knew does CRMs, does it well, I used his code before on one, and I asked the person that I recommended to write me some scripts for it and I got them quick and worked the first time.. Anyways, that pissed off Sarettah and he's been attacking me randomly without messaging me anywhere about it, he sees posts that I make here and if it's positive, he gets pissed. He's getting fucking senile and it's going to end bad for him.

August 7 - 8 2021

sarettah 9:30 PM
@Colmike8 - Thanks a lot for the support on xxxx there buddy. Friends like you, ya know?

9:31
In case anyone is wondering what I am talking about. A thread where someone is looking for a developer. Softball replies: you might want to contact Sarettah who is a member here and has been programming since...well forever and he is really good.

9:32
So my good friend Mike in the next post: Contact SBJ if you need anything phone sex related. If he's available.

9:32
That's what I get I guess. How many fucking favors have I done for you?

9:33
You could have said nothing or you could have agreed with softball, but nooooooooooo, let's just reccommend someone else. You owe SBJ any favors? He done a lot of good things for you? He rccommend your wordpress skills and get you any work?

9:34
I guess I didn't either, eh asshole?

9:35
I really don't care if you recommend other folks, client would probably be flaky at best. I never asked for, requested or required pay back other than any cash stuff. But it is still an asshole move. just in my opinion of course. Remind me to return the favor.

Colmike8 9:44 PM
I just said that because he does exactly what the OP asked for. If you want the job, I won't tell SBJ, I haven't yet.

9:49
Sorry man, I didn't mean for it to sound like that. He's going to want a lot more than what they're going to want to pay, too, I know his price for a custom CMS

sarettah 9:49 PM
I could care less who you tell, that isn't the point at all and if you can't see that then you are a totally lost fucking cause. I have helped you when nobody else was helping you, I backed you the fuck up.

Colmike8 9:49 PM
*CRM

9:50
Did you want the work? He does 100% exactly what they asked for so I suggested that. That's the only reason

sarettah 9:50 PM
You could have even said something like, Yeah Sarettah would be good, also you might check out SBJ, I know he has dome phone shit before.

9:51
But nope, you just ignore the chance to help a friend out in any fucking way.

9:51
Whether I want the work or not does not matter. It is how you treat friends, which I kind of thought we were.

Colmike8 9:52 PM
We are, sorry I really didn't mean it other than I saw exactly what SBJ has done in the past and liked his code and it all worked. I'll figure out something to say

sarettah 9:55 PM
No, don't figure out anything else to say. That is not the point. I don't need the fucking work and could care less about that part. You need to figure out how to treat friends and those that have had your back.

9:57
You don't get it and probably never will and that is why you will be where you are now 10 fucking years from now.

10:00
I am done. I will probably re-read this later and want to soften it some, so take the important parts and throw away the trash. Learn how to treat the people that have helped you along the way. I pay it forward so, like I say, other than whatever cash may be involved, you owe me nothing and that is what I got so we are even on that score.

Colmike8 2:33 PM
Dude I just looked at the thread again, I just meant to post "Contact SBJ if you need anything phone sex related. If he's available." without quoting Softball. I guess I clicked quote reply and thought it was quick reply or something like on the zoo., and his was the post before.

Colmike8 3:08 PM
Edited it

Colmike8 4:32 PM
Just saying, PST said that people PMed them about recommendations, that was not me.

sarettah 6:25 PM
You don't fucking get it.

sarettah 6:38 PM
And you won't.

6:38
Please just stop replying until you have something of substance to offer me. It's time.

sarettah 6:51 PM
Just 1 last. You are trying to fix this and it cannot be fixed.

Colmike8 7:02 PM
ok.. (edited)

..It's more than that, but that's not the point. When he gave it to me, he basically said "We're good". I've done that a lot, one time I bought a friend a car, one time I gave a friend $5,000 to start a business, which he's still doing 10 years later. Not once did I think to randomly publicly yell at them about not paying me back without warning because something that they said made me mad, because that's bullshit and that's exactly what is happening right now.

December 5, 2018 - $100

Colmike8 12:46 PM
Hey just wondering, do you know where I could find a quick $25ish Paypal job? I'm paid tomorrow lol, but I also start at Crak next Monday I think. :slightly_smiling_face:

Colmike8 1:55 PM
Hey nevermind, I got it :slightly_smiling_face:

sarettah 4:05 PM
You sure? I can throw you a little paypal if you need. Congrats on the CRAK thing. I don't do anything with them right now. I probably should be expanding but I am pretty lazy when it comes right down to it. lol/

Colmike8 4:09 PM
..if that's ok with you, I could send some back tomorrow night.

sarettah 4:58 PM
Paypal still the same?

sarettah 5:02 PM
U should have pp

Colmike8 5:03 PM
Thank you! I really appreciate it. I'll hook you up on good paysite info in the near future, too

December 17, 2018 - $300

Colmike8 9:43 AM
Hey, I'm sorry and letting you know that im not ignoring you or disappearing, I'm not doing so great but am planning on paying that as soon as I can, couple days I hope.

sarettah 8:44 PM
Ok. Well, are you ok?

Colmike8 8:47 PM
Not exactly tbh, I tried making a post on SC offering to make blog networks or handwritten blogs to get a feel for who might want that and so far got one reply from someone wanting some in January, I'm going to post it on gfy later I think

sarettah 9:04 PM
I just sent you another $300. Sorry it could not be more. Hope that gets you through to better times.

Colmike8 9:06 PM
Holy shit, thank you! I'm going to figure out a good way to repay you, seriously. If you ever need any tech support, coding or grunt work, let me know
9:06
This really really helps a lot, seriously. Thank you

sarettah 9:08 PM
Well, make it last.
9:08
ttyl

Colmike8 8:07 AM
I will do my best, thank you, I can get a couple bills paid and not have to worry about internet going off. :slightly_smiling_face:

December 27, 2018 - $100

Colmike8 12:12 PM
Hey, I'm sorry to ask again, could I possibly borrow one last 50? I should have PayPal tomorrow instead of today because we're waiting on xxxhost to set up WP since I don't think there's a way for me to set up the DB myself.

sarettah 7:36 PM
Who r u setting the wp up for? I sent u $100 paypal. We r at $500 i believe.

Colmike8 8:07 PM
Thank you so much! I'll have it asap and Jman from Crak said that he's going to try to speed things up with me and HR.
it's for a guy that goes by Vee on Skype. I don't know much about him, meet him on GFY. his host just set things up, should be onto the next step when he wakes up.

January 2, 2019 - $500

Colmike8 5:45 AM
Hey, I'm sorry to bother you early, are you maybe around?

sarettah 9:27 AM
I am now. What's up?
9:27
btw, I am seldom awake before 8:00am these days. The only way I see 5:45 am is if I stayed up.

Colmike8 9:44 AM
Hey sorry, I kind of woke up in a panic and normally wouldn't have messaged you that early. My electric is scheduled to go off today sometime, but as of right now I made almost the full amount and am like 18 short. I understand if you say no, and I can keep hustling today, I don't think it's nearly as much as of an emergency as earlier.
Plus my toilet overflowed into my dining room and woke me up, so it hasn't been a fun morning lol.

sarettah 10:10 AM
1. I just sent you $500. That makes us at $1000 you owe me. That is all I can do, my wife will be asking if you give good blow jobs soon.
10:10

2. Make it last. I sent that much because after you keep the electric on, you still have to eat and all that.
10:12

Colmike8 10:15 AM
Holy shit, thank you! I will pay electric and get minimal and let that last. I have a good amount of side jobs right now, just taking some time, and I'll be able to start paying back about $100-200 at a time soon.

January 11, 2019 - $50

Colmike8 1:57 PM
Hey, I'm really sorry to ask and hope you're not mad. Could I possibly borrow just 20 and by Sunday or Monday I can start paying back about 100 at a time. I got a lot of work stacked up for the weekend

Colmike8 3:07 PM
I can also pay back $50 tomorrow afternoon for sure so far, too.

3:10
I just got an email from Paypal, thank you so much! I'll be on for the next 10 hours or so working and I have a good amount lined up now. :slightly_smiling_face:

January 15, 2019 - $50

Colmike8 10:02 AM
Hey. I'm sorry and if I'm asking too much, let me know. Would it be possible to borrow one last 20? I finished a big project and was supposed to be paid a few hundred from Western Union, but apparently they won't let him send to me since I'm not family or in Pakistan and a wire will take 1-2 extra days. I can pay you back with that. I'm also stacked right now with WP jobs.

sarettah 11:38 AM
I have sent you another 50. That is the last of it.

Colmike8 11:41 AM
Thank you so much! I'm sorry :/
I stacked on a lot of work for the week and I'll be able to start paying back very soon

January 23, 2019 - $50

Colmike8 11:29 AM
Hey, I'm really sorry to ask. Is there any chance that I can borrow one last 20 until tomorrow? I didn't get that CB check yet but it should be here in the next day or so tops. My internet is about to be shut off. :confused: If not it's ok.
Also, I applied for TNA Flix today for full time SEO, crossing fingers on that one.

sarettah 1:42 PM
I have sent another 50. That is it, please do not ask for any more. Each time you have asked, I have sent more than you requested only to have you ask again. I am not stupid and do not like getting played like a patsy. It is obviously not doing you a bit of good to have me lending you money so it stops after this time. I hope you get on your feet soon.

Colmike8 1:44 PM
I'm really sorry and thank you. I don't mean to be like this and I promise will be the last time. I'm getting things worked out with Ryan at PornCMS, I worked there years ago, and I should be able to start paying back by next week, I think 100 at a time if that's ok.

sarettah 1:48 PM
As I have said, there is no rush in paying me back, that is not an issue.

April 26, 2019 - $500 when passing through Columbus

June 1, 2019 - $20

Colmike8 1:48 PM
Hey, couple questions. First, really sorry to ask and if not I understand, would it be ok to borrow 20 until Monday morning? I kind of got burned on that big project but I'll have decent coming in either tomorrow night or Monday morning depending on time zones and I can send that right back. They said it was a communication error since they brought me on board to do sql/Laravel/php work, but then that was already done and they're apparently taking a week or two to finish design then get me back on..

Colmike8 2:10 PM
Just got it, thank you! I'll be able to send that back asap and I have 2 projects that will make money when done. Plus a ton of other possibilities that I have to sort through.

June 10, 2019 - $50

Colmike8 1:11 PM
Hey, real sorry to ask and if not it's ok, Would it be possible to borrow 20pp just for a couple days? I didn't really eat all weekend, but I did start a new job yesterday and they pay weekly, so things should be good in a few days.

sarettah 11:21 PM
Last time. You need to get the job/money thing fixed man.

Colmike8 9:29 AM
Thank you, sorry I know. I'm going to just do steady tech support locally for Spectrum until I get my shit steady again. It's 12/hr but should be full time hours and a work at home option. I go in again on Thursday then next week should be a full schedule (edited)

January 2, 2020 - $200

Colmike8 10:24 AM
Hey . I know that I owe you a lot and I've been trying to get that paid back. I got a job and got Chaturbate to about 300ish/month now, I'm going to scale up in the next few days.

But, I accidentally messed up and both electric and power went off today. I'm really sorry to ask, but would it be possible to borrow 90 to turn electric back on so I can work? Gas is too much so I can't ask for that.

You're going to be mad at me, but I did some work for butcher right before Christmas that I was going to use for electric but he still hasn't paid. ..I'm an idiot , but I gave him one more chance because I needed the money.
If not it's ok, I completely understand (edited)

10:25
*I meant both power and gas lol ^

sarettah 10:54 AM
I have sent you $200. I hope it takes care of it for you. Yeah, on Butcher, learn your lesson. He is scum, pure and simple.

Colmike8 11:17 AM
Thank you so much! sorry for the delay, took a minute to get electric back on.
Usually I'd just go out and turn it back on manually but they put in smart meters and that doesn't work anymore :/ lol.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just took the money from an advertiser and lied that he didn't get it yet.