Why do men masturbate in front of a mirror?

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  • Rice_Master
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 1582

    #1

    Why do men masturbate in front of a mirror?

    Cause objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

    I got that from a movie I saw yesterday "What women wants" and thought I share it with you peeps.
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  • ldinternet
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    • Apr 2001
    • 8245

    #2
    Rice Master = Russian?

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    • kush
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      • Feb 2001
      • 3382

      #3
      I would've guessed Asian or some guy who doesn't like Asians

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      • Rice_Master
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        • Mar 2001
        • 1582

        #4
        Azn-Pride
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        • jody_anal
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          • May 2001
          • 35

          #5
          same here, azn pride worldwide

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          • Exxxotica
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            • Jan 2001
            • 4396

            #6
            Im half Asian...

            so I sort of have Azn-Pride


            As for the mirror thing...I just like to watch myself!



            [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 05-28-2001).]


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            • TheWatcher
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              • May 2001
              • 563

              #7
              I want mirrors for my ceiling =O)

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              • Anthony
                Keyboard Warrior
                • Feb 2001
                • 9653

                #8
                AZN-Pride... Is that a code word? =o)

                Pinoy, true and true.

                Why the Hell would you want to watch yourself?

                =o)

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                • X-Web
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 357

                  #9
                  well i dont watch myself.. but if i have sex with my girlfriend i wouldnt mind some mirrors around me and looking what im doing at different positons..

                  btw anthony u went to west coast webmasters ?
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                  • RedShoe
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 14831

                    #10
                    I'm married to an asian. So I guess I have asian pride.

                    Asian girls are their own fetish
                    An entire race and culture of girls that men the world over, lust after.

                    Ebony and Latina are catching up.

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                    • kush
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                      • Feb 2001
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                      #11
                      Oh hell yeah... there's some damn pretty hot asian girls out there...
                      Of course I'm kinda partial to the Brazilian girls

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                      • Jer
                        God is Brazilian
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 10601

                        #12
                        Heheh. Kush, I'm totally partial to the Brazilian girls

                        Did you tried that ?

                        Jer

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                        • TheWatcher
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                          • May 2001
                          • 563

                          #13
                          Originally posted by X-Web:
                          well i dont watch myself.. but if i have sex with my girlfriend i wouldnt mind some mirrors around me and looking what im doing at different positons..

                          btw anthony u went to west coast webmasters ?
                          and got icq? im from vancovuer area too.. so fire me a message at 12725174 or email [email protected]

                          You talking to me?


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                          • CDSmith
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                            • May 2001
                            • 51460

                            #14
                            Magic Mirror --

                            Wife stops by an interesting-looking little shoppe, and the salesguy tells her the mirror she is looking at is a magic mirror.
                            "Yes, just ask for what you desire most in rhyming verse, and you shall have it"
                            She takes it home, and hangs it on the back of the bathroom door. She strips naked, then turns to the mirror and says "Mirror-Mirror on the door, make my tits size 44"
                            Nothing happens for a few seconds, but just as disappointment was setting in, her tits suddenly grew from the sagging wrinkled bags they were to lovely firm hooters. She nearly came right there from the joy of it all.

                            Later, her husband came home from work, and upon seeing the amazing changes in his wife, he asks...."how??"
                            She tells him, and he is so amazed and dumbfounded, he runs into the bathroom, stands in front of the mirror and yells "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MY COCK TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"

                            ...and it fell off.
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                            • TheWatcher
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                              • May 2001
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                              #15
                              HAHAHAHAAHAH omg HAHAHAAHAHA omg =O)

                              that was some funny shit CDsmith =o)

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                              • smutcash
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                                • May 2001
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                                #16
                                CDSmith
                                lmao! that was hillarious! I didn't see that coming!
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                                • Paul Markham
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                                  • Jun 2001
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                                  #17
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