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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I Wanna Punch Someone In The Face.
I think something is wrong with me.
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i feel like that all the time, no worries man
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i am available
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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swinging a bat also feels good
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I think it's a webmaster thing.
I don't even listen to angry music.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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i sleep with both a shot gun and a police issued billyclub within arms reach.
the rest is up to you to find out. ![]()
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i also own a crossbow
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However, I feel you... sometimes, especially when I go out, I just want to kick the ever living fucking shit out of someone for no fucking reason. I got about a 60/40 track record -- the 40 being mostly when I'm fucked up. Feeling those tendancies right now actually... but I think that is because I didn't get laid tonight and am instead talking to a stranger about it on gfy |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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my bear spray keeps me company.
fuck off, i'm in Canada ![]()
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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crazy shit, i went into "the tool house" the other day for a soda pop. it's this commercial tool house place, they have cool stuff. well, i was waiting for some change, so i started looking around, and what did i come across? crowbar fucking bliss. anywhere from about 8" long to about 48" long. oh, what a site it was to be seen. i think i need to get some more. fuck guns, gimme a muthafuckin CROWBAR. yeah.
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ok, don't fuck guns, i keep one close by. but, wouldn't it be cool if an assailant broke into my house and instead of plastering him to the wall with a guage i beat him to death with a CROWBAR?
ok, no, i really don't want anyone to break into my house. but i'd rather tell the cops "yeah, i beat the fuck out of him with the crowbar. and man, it's pretty nasty when you hit someone in the chest with the pointy part of the curvy end" instead of "i shot him".
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I feel strange when I dont want to punch someone in the face.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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intruders need worry more about me with my knives than a gun under the bed.
i dream of slicing, not target practice. may that day never come, my intruder will find torture faster than he finds reward. Id keep him in my closet for days. The rest is up for your imagination. ![]()
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for some reason that image is a classic in my mind... so intriguing. dammit, this thread has incited in me the desire to buy more crowbars.
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lol
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well, if we're going that route, why not a barret .50cal?
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Fuck guns, fuck crowbars, fists keep your ass out of jail. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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nice.
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they dont allow GUNS in canada. only pea shooters
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I JUST WANT TO SHUT MY EYES FOREVER.
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Anyone old enough to remember this toy? You could really take your anger out as a kid.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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i grin when i think that i trained my girl to raise a Mossberg pump up and how to maximize spray angles in close up urban warfare.
I trust my girl more than some of you niggas, shes got something for your ass. train your girls nigga hahah ![]()
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i've wondered how you train a girl that's freezes at the SIGHT of a gun. my ol girl came over once and i forgot to hide it, she sat down on my bed and just froze all the sudden, pointing. so i went for it to put it out of site and she freaked. she forgot about it shortly after, but still. that fucking sucked. yeah, then she got all worried when she saw my handgun purchase permit. bleh.
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Just in case some religious fanatic anti porn crusader makes it past my gates, cameras, alarms & dogs - I keep a police issued 8 battery metal flashlight under my pillow - that's the best weapon in the dark - don't have to aim anything or look for the light switch. Flash em in the eyes and beat the fuck outta em.
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Since this thread started shes already looking up info on the latest Winchester 'Super Shadows' sweet little pillow warmers. ![]()
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an illegally powerful taser might be fun
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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the effects of bearspray are fucking brutal. brutally nasty.
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home made napalm?
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you know the presurized air in a can they sell so you can clean out your keyboard. flip that fucker upside down and spray it at point blank range
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