THIS GUY!!! lol
My Nurses have been insisting I get out more, so I told them to take me somewhere. Well, I didn't expect to be taken to the highest mountain in bloody Wales did I? So, as usual, I demanded that the mountain should be 'Accessible' to my chair, and so I made the nurses carry me up!
They sweated and made snide jokes about me being a 'Fat Pig' as they struggled to carry me UP the PYG PATH, but coming DOWN the MINERS PATH they had shut the fuck up...
So... I 'Climbed' a mountain with a turd in my pants - Big Whoop! I don't really get what all the fuss is about. I was more interested in my turd tbh...
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