best telescope for beginner to find aliens?

**The Porn Nerd** · 08-02-2021, 09:40 PM

Anyone that can see all the way to the border.

**bugmenot4real** · 08-03-2021, 12:41 AM

the ones with big holes

**BarryB** · 08-03-2021, 12:45 AM

Our pick. Celestron NexStar 5SE Telescope. The best telescope.
Budget pick. Astronomers Without Borders OneSky Reflector Telescope. A scope without the GPS.
Also great. Sky-Watcher Traditional Dobsonian Telescope (8-inch) Less portable, but amazing image quality.

**Look Chang** · 08-03-2021, 07:18 PM

I don't want to see aliens ...

**Matyko** · 08-03-2021, 10:52 PM

If you smoke DMT, even the cheapest telescope will do the trick. Probably you won't need a telescope, and you can even talk with them.

**lock** · 08-04-2021, 12:39 AM

The current alien reports sre only a political distraction look through a toilet roll you can see just as many aliens. I have owned digital cameras 20 years that all can focus better than the latest from NASA. It isn't a UFO if it isn't grainy.

**CurrentlySober** · 08-04-2021, 01:07 AM

i cunt a4d2 find aliens...

**lezinterracial** · 08-04-2021, 01:52 AM

I think I can build something like the James Webb Telescope with some stuff from Alibaba. I may use a Raspberry Pi, a really good webcam, and a weather balloon and Sugar Rocket to launch into orbit.