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  • The Other Sweetie
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    • Apr 2003
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    #51
    Originally posted by Gutterboy
    I was kidding!
    Jesus Christ, man! I actually had another dr tell me suspension shouldn't be taken when the eardrum's punctured. When I saw what you wrote I just about shit my pants, fucker! LOL I hope your next patient has a hairdryer stuck up his hairy, pimply ass and you've got to fish it out. :p

    But thanks for the legit answer. ;)

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    • Gutterboy
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      • Jul 2002
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      #52
      Originally posted by FATPad
      What exactly is the point of making doctors work 36 hour shifts?

      I would think being dead ass tired and making decisions that affect people's lives is not the best combination in the world.
      There is a certain mentality that working those sorts of schedules has a toughening effect, shows what you're made of.. a bootcamp mentality. Ironically current knowledge contradicts this. After 24 hours without sleep you're as impaired as someone with a .10 blood alcohol level whether its the first time you've been without sleep or the 500th, you never get used to it.

      You are right about the mistakes by impaired, sleep deprived residents. They happen, and they can be deadly.

      The mentality is changing, but as with all entrenched mentalities, its changing slowly.

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      • OzKaNoz
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        • Jan 2001
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        #53
        Which has had better results treating depression.
        Zoloft or Prozac?


        Oz
        Techie Media Web Hosting

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        • Gutterboy
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          • Jul 2002
          • 4751

          #54
          Originally posted by OzKaNoz
          Which has had better results treating depression.
          Zoloft or Prozac?


          Oz
          No idea.

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          • Manga1
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            • Oct 2001
            • 952

            #55
            Why do you have to lose so much weight to have a hernia operation?

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #56
              My fucking nuts itch...

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              • Gutterboy
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                • Jul 2002
                • 4751

                #57
                Originally posted by The Other Sweetie


                Jesus Christ, man! I actually had another dr tell me suspension shouldn't be taken when the eardrum's punctured. When I saw what you wrote I just about shit my pants, fucker! LOL I hope your next patient has a hairdryer stuck up his hairy, pimply ass and you've got to fish it out. :p

                But thanks for the legit answer. ;)
                Are you sure the eardrum is actually ruptured and not just injured? The corti suspension is commonly used to treat injuries and tears, but seems to be contraindicated in people with full perforations.

                Confirm with the doc before using it. He's probably right and some miscommunication maybe went on, but check again just to be sure.

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                • Gutterboy
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by spunky1
                  My fucking nuts itch...
                  Spred peanutbutter on them, call the dog over.

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                  • Gutterboy
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                    • Jul 2002
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                    #59
                    Originally posted by FATPad
                    What do you think of the Atkins diet?
                    What most docs like to see before recommending nearly anything is a long term human study. The longest done on atkins shows that six months of it will not hurt your cardiovascular system. You can smoke for six months and not have negative cardio effects.

                    Short term weight loss does not necessarily equal long term health benefits.

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Gutterboy


                      Spred peanutbutter on them, call the dog over.
                      Thats a temporary solution and you know it !

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                      • Gutterboy
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                        • Jul 2002
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                        #61
                        Originally posted by spunky1

                        Thats a temporary solution and you know it !
                        Not if you have a dog that REALLY likes peanut butter

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                        • PostWhore
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                          • Jan 2003
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                          #62
                          aspirin or advil?!
                          Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

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                          • The Other Sweetie
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                            #63
                            Originally posted by Gutterboy
                            Are you sure the eardrum is actually ruptured and not just injured? The corti suspension is commonly used to treat injuries and tears, but seems to be contraindicated in people with full perforations.

                            Confirm with the doc before using it. He's probably right and some miscommunication maybe went on, but check again just to be sure.
                            Yeah, he said it's ruptured. What started as a mild earache Mon got extreme that night; was ready to go to ER when all of a sudden there was a loud rushing sound in my ear like when you hold your ear up to a seashell (it's the only way I can describe it lol), started feeling all this gurgling and popping, all this pressure started relieving and all that pain was literally gone within seconds. Then came the blood and pus.
                            Called Dr in am, he took a look and his exact words were, "Your eardrum has ruptured, it's been punctured." Then he went on to tell me he was prescribing milky-looking eardrops, that it's got a 75% chance of working to close the hole and regain my hearing, etc, etc, and that I have to go back in 2 weeks to see if it worked or if I'll need surgery.

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                            • Gutterboy
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                              • Jul 2002
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                              #64
                              Originally posted by PostWhore
                              aspirin or advil?!
                              dihydrocodiene suspension enema

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #65
                                Manic Depressive. I need a prescription. Any recommendations?
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                • PostWhore
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                                  #66
                                  is Creatine bad for you?
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                                  • Spunky
                                    I need a beer
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133986

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                    Manic Depressive. I need a prescription. Any recommendations?
                                    More beer! and more Maui wowee and a bigger cat to kill those lizards

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                                    • Gutterboy
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 4751

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      Manic Depressive. I need a prescription. Any recommendations?
                                      lithium has been the standard mood stabilizer since the 1800's. Its still popular because in the absence of preexisting cardiovascular or thyroid probs, it has a very good benefits to side effects ratio. The downside is an interaction potential with the the common otc painkillers ibuprofen and naproxen, and SSRI antidepressants. Its most likely what you'll get.

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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #69
                                        hmmm... well, I don;t use any of those painkillers, so I guess I'll be okay with that then?
                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                        • Gutterboy
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                                          • Jul 2002
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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by PostWhore
                                          is Creatine bad for you?
                                          It has yet to be determined whether creatine supplementation has long term negative effects. There is solid evidence that it enhances athletic performance over the short term, but the claims tend to be exaggerated. This isn't my specialty, but if I were thinking about using it I'd check with a sports medicine physician I trusted first.

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                                          • Gutterboy
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                            hmmm... well, I don;t use any of those painkillers, so I guess I'll be okay with that then?
                                            Should be.. the only other contraindications are leukemia and severe renal problems. Just be sure to keep hydrated and take enough salt. The body will try to conserve lithium instead of salt if your serum sodium level gets too low, and that can lead to some probs.

                                            They'll have to monitor your lithium levels for the first couple of weeks of therapy, but once you've been titrated to an effective dosage it should be relatively smooth sailing.

                                            Despite the fact manic depression tends to manifest with far more distressing symptoms, its generally regarded as being easier to treat than clinical depression and various other mental health issues because lithium works so well for most people
                                            Last edited by Gutterboy; 05-16-2003, 10:38 PM.

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                                            • SpaceAce
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                              #72
                                              This is the first remotely interesting "For the next hour" type thread I have ever seen on GFY. Bravo!

                                              SpaceAce

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                                              • titmowse
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                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                #73
                                                my daughter gets a sharp headache when exposed to sun/bright light.

                                                she was a preemie 16 years ago and has mild cerebral palsy. a few years back she got prescriptive lenses for her astigmatism and to correct the tendency for her eyes to cross. is the headache/light thing something to worry about or is it just time for a new presecription?

                                                ps: her last eye exam was a little over a year ago.
                                                I still love everybody

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                                                • Gutterboy
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                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by SpaceAce
                                                  This is the first remotely interesting "For the next hour" type thread I have ever seen on GFY. Bravo!

                                                  SpaceAce
                                                  Thank you. We are through our 12 pack and onto the 1st bottle of wine

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                                                  • Gutterboy
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                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by titmowse
                                                    my daughter gets a sharp headache when exposed to sun/bright light.

                                                    she was a preemie 16 years ago and has mild cerebral palsy. a few years back she got prescriptive lenses for her astigmatism and to correct the tendency for her eyes to cross. is the headache/light thing something to worry about or is it just time for a new presecription?

                                                    ps: her last eye exam was a little over a year ago.
                                                    Exposure to strong sunlight causes headaches in many people all by itself. If the headaches are behind or between the eyes, and there are no concurrent symptoms coming along with the headaches, its probably just time for a new prescription.

                                                    Given the history, I'd give her regular doctor a call anyway.

                                                    One general observation - Earlier in the thread I said that there are few things we want to see you in the ER for, and that headaches are on many an ER residents hate list. However, a sudden, very severe headache with no prior history is a good reason to come down for a visit. This is esp. true if its accompanied by other symptoms like changes in vision, dizziness, confusion, nausea, intense dislike of bright lights, or weakness.
                                                    Last edited by Gutterboy; 05-16-2003, 11:00 PM.

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                                                    • Rose Crans
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                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                      #76
                                                      I have an elderly uncle whose eyes are always dialated pretty big. Any idea what would cause this?
                                                      Come away, come away...

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                                                      • Gutterboy
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                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Rose Crans
                                                        I have an elderly uncle whose eyes are always dialated pretty big. Any idea what would cause this?
                                                        There are quite a few drugs he could be taking that cause it. Imitrex, atropine, any drug that has central nervous system stimulant effects, some antihisthamines, a few antidepressants.

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                                                        • titmowse
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                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Gutterboy


                                                          Exposure to strong sunlight causes headaches in many people all by itself. If the headaches are behind or between the eyes, and there are no concurrent symptoms coming along with the headaches, its probably just time for a new prescription.

                                                          Given the history, I'd give her regular doctor a call anyway.

                                                          One general observation - Earlier in the thread I said that there are few things we want to see you in the ER for, and that headaches are on many an ER residents hate list. However, a sudden, very severe headache with no prior history is a good reason to come down for a visit. This is esp. true if its accompanied by other symptoms like changes in vision, dizziness, confusion, nausea, intense dislike of bright lights, or weakness.
                                                          thanks doc!

                                                          the headaches pass pretty quickly shes says and there's no nausea, weakness, dizzines or confusion. they've apparently been happening for a while now but i just found out. she tends to keep stuff like that from me cause i go into freak out mode.

                                                          i'll call to set up an appointment first thing tomorrow

                                                          I still love everybody

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                                                          • PostWhore
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                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                            #79
                                                            add- attention deficit disorder
                                                            and also LD- learning disabilities

                                                            how do you fight htose things:-((((

                                                            i am lazy even to think...:-((((((((((((((
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                                                            • Rose Crans
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                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Gutterboy


                                                              There are quite a few drugs he could be taking that cause it. Imitrex, atropine, any drug that has central nervous system stimulant effects, some antihisthamines, a few antidepressants.
                                                              Thanks, Doc. He doesn't take any medications though. He's actually a maniac about not taking pills. Hmmmm...
                                                              Come away, come away...

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                                                              • Gutterboy
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                                                                • Jul 2002
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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by titmowse


                                                                thanks doc!

                                                                the headaches pass pretty quickly shes says and there's no nausea, weakness, dizzines or confusion. they've apparently been happening for a while now but i just found out. she tends to keep stuff like that from me cause i go into freak out mode.

                                                                i'll call to set up an appointment first thing tomorrow

                                                                Your welcome. With headaches as with most things, if its happened before over a period of weeks, months or years and gone away by itself, 99% of the time its not a medical emergency. Sudden, intense aversion to sunlight can be a sign of something ominous (a subarachnoid hemorrhage), but those don't go away by themselves.

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                                                                • Gutterboy
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by PostWhore
                                                                  add- attention deficit disorder
                                                                  and also LD- learning disabilities

                                                                  how do you fight htose things:-((((

                                                                  i am lazy even to think...:-((((((((((((((
                                                                  Learning disabilities need looking at by a specialist in that area. ADHD is probably overdiagnosed and overdrugged, so seeing a psychiatrist who both specialises in it and is also conservative in his approach (ie. reluctant to throw drugs at a problem) is the best bet. That is one of those area's where shopping around for a doc is a good idea.

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                                                                  • titmowse
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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Gutterboy


                                                                    Your welcome. With headaches as with most things, if its happened before over a period of weeks, months or years and gone away by itself, 99% of the time its not a medical emergency. Sudden, intense aversion to sunlight can be a sign of something ominous (a subarachnoid hemorrhage), but those don't go away by themselves.
                                                                    well, thanks again. that makes me feel better. i really really really hate taking her to the hospital. it brings back bad memories.
                                                                    I still love everybody

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                                                                    • Rose Crans
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Have you ever seen ER and if so, what do you think of it?
                                                                      Come away, come away...

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                                                                      • Gutterboy
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                                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Rose Crans


                                                                        Thanks, Doc. He doesn't take any medications though. He's actually a maniac about not taking pills. Hmmmm...
                                                                        Its probably just a normal variant then.

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                                                                        • Gutterboy
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by Rose Crans
                                                                          Have you ever seen ER and if so, what do you think of it?
                                                                          Never seen it, I like Clooney though. If you want the real deal, check out the emergency medicine or paramedic shows on the discovery health channel. Those are as true to life as you can get without spending a few days riding along in an ambulance or looking over the shoulder of an ER doc.

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                                                                          • Rose Crans
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Thanks, again.
                                                                            Come away, come away...

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                                                                            • capribex
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              1. are all doctors jewish?
                                                                              2. for every illness i had in my life i was given chicken soup by my polish grandmother. was she a good doctor?
                                                                              3. is selling pornography a sin? can it be cured?
                                                                              <b>For sale: Country in Europe, French speaking. Will not accept Belgium as tender. Offers above $1 should be sent to [email protected]<b>

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                                                                              • Gutterboy
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                                                                                • Jul 2002
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                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by capribex
                                                                                1. are all doctors jewish?
                                                                                2. for every illness i had in my life i was given chicken soup by my polish grandmother. was she a good doctor?
                                                                                3. is selling pornography a sin? can it be cured?
                                                                                1. No

                                                                                2. No. Does she have money? If so, a malpractice suit may be in order. Cha-ching!

                                                                                3. As long as it involves consenting adults I couldn't care less. Just don't come to me when you need the gourd surgically removed from your anus.

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                                                                                • Gutterboy
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                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  alright, he's gone to bed.

                                                                                  He's around for a week though... so if I can get him drunk enough again.. he might be persuaded to return for one more night of drunken doctoring.

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                                                                                  • capribex
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by Gutterboy


                                                                                    1. No

                                                                                    2. No. Does she have money? If so, a malpractice suit may be in order. Cha-ching!

                                                                                    3. As long as it involves consenting adults I couldn't care less. Just don't come to me when you need the gourd surgically removed from your anus.
                                                                                    1. no?!?! even Archie Bunker only trusted them...
                                                                                    2. no money. just lots of more chicken soup :-(
                                                                                    3. should i THEN see about a jewish doctor?
                                                                                    <b>For sale: Country in Europe, French speaking. Will not accept Belgium as tender. Offers above $1 should be sent to [email protected]<b>

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                                                                                    • tical
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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      That was the first time I ever read EVERY SINGLE person's question/response in a thread that long...

                                                                                      BRAVO!

                                                                                      Punch the doc in the head while he's sleeping (to wake him up of course) and say thanks for us!
                                                                                      112.020.756

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                                                                                      • Gutterboy
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                                                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        I'll pass that along. He's a cool guy.

                                                                                        And for the ladies.. he's mid-30's, single, and lives in Portland

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                                                                                        • Ironhorse
                                                                                          Pixel Pusher
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 7094

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Soul_Rebel



                                                                                          isn't this fucked up? fucking govts

                                                                                          if you haven't seen John Q it says A LOT

                                                                                          http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/j/john-q.html
                                                                                          This is definitely fucked up, you would think a democraticly based government like US and a wealthy country like this would care enough about its citizens to provide at least the basic in medicine..preventative or otherwise..
                                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                                          • ldinternet
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by PostWhore
                                                                                            add- attention deficit disorder
                                                                                            and also LD- learning disabilities
                                                                                            Hey you

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                                                                                            • 420
                                                                                              cuck
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                                                              My brother in law, an emergency room doc, is visiting. I've been showing him around the adult internet.. and knocking back a 12'er.
                                                                                              Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                                                              I'll pass that along. He's a cool guy.

                                                                                              And for the ladies.. he's mid-30's, single, and lives in Portland
                                                                                              Wouldn't your brother-in-law be married to your sister?
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                                                                                              • Groove
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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by 420
                                                                                                Wouldn't your brother-in-law be married to your sister?

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                                                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by 420


                                                                                                  Wouldn't your brother-in-law be married to your sister?
                                                                                                  ROTFLMAO!

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                                                                                                  • capribex
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    hehe... soon as he said not all doctors are jewish and that chicken soup is not mainstream medicine, i began to be suspecious...
                                                                                                    <b>For sale: Country in Europe, French speaking. Will not accept Belgium as tender. Offers above $1 should be sent to [email protected]<b>

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                                                                                                    • JDragon
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                                                                                                      • May 2003
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Gutterboy
                                                                                                      alright, he's gone to bed.

                                                                                                      He's around for a week though... so if I can get him drunk enough again.. he might be persuaded to return for one more night of drunken doctoring.

                                                                                                      Please do. He seems rather intellegent, well collected, and precise fellow. From what I've seen, he did a good job.
                                                                                                      My friends visited my computer and all I got was this lousy virus!

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