I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high

[blackmonsters]

When the lyric alone make you laugh :



Lyrics

It's like I dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a
Passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I
Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I
Got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?)
(Yeah yeah)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'ma stop singing this song because
I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
La la da da da da la da da da
Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa 'cause
I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin'
Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head... muhwahahaha muh fuck
A E I O U (a e i o u) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)

[Mr Pheer]

Sounds like the kind of guy that just tells you bullshit and can't get anything done, but someone he manages to get high everyday. So you beat him with a club and leave him in a sewer tunnel.

[blackmonsters]

Sounds like the kind of guy that just tells you bullshit and can't get anything done, but someone he manages to get high everyday. So you beat him with a club and leave him in a sewer tunnel.

Sounds like you got fucked in the ass and you're still mad at the world about it.

[escorpio]

Typical Afroman behavior.

[CurrentlySober]

i cunt a4d2 get high...

[Nolimitsbarbie]

When the lyric alone make you laugh :



Lyrics

It's like I dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a
Passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I
Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I
Got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?)
(Yeah yeah)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'ma stop singing this song because
I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
La la da da da da la da da da
Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa 'cause
I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin'
Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head... muhwahahaha muh fuck
A E I O U (a e i o u) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)

Someone was high when they wrote this post huh?!

[Nolimitsbarbie]

Ooooohhhh Burn

Sounds like you got fucked in the ass and you're still mad at the world about it.

Nice one there guy!

[J. Falcon]

Sounds like the kind of guy that just tells you bullshit and can't get anything done, but someone he manages to get high everyday. So you beat him with a club and leave him in a sewer tunnel.

Getting high is easy, when compared to work.

[plsureking]

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[blackmonsters]

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That's some monkey ass shit.

[CaptainHowdy]

Another reason not to smoke pot . . .

[bean-aid]

Typical Afroman behavior.

Serious anger problems. Guess he wasn't high enuff.

I did like the original song though, when I used to got high alot.

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

Love Afroman!!!!!

My fav song to sing and dance to is Two Zig Zags!

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

If you want to cheer up, play a game --> porngameshub.com

Well you're fucking annoying.

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

So you beat him with a club and leave him in a sewer tunnel.

Because he got high?

[blackmonsters]

Typical Afroman behavior.

Damn, he slapped the White privilege out of her ass!

Get off the stage arrogant bitch; and tried to do "The Bump" with him.
That's what really pissed him off, "The Bump" is for "Disco".
Homie don't play Disco.

[blackmonsters]

At :20 in the video Duke Skywalker hogs all the women.

[Mr Pheer]

Because he got high?

No, because giving it a higher priority than eating pussy.

[adultchatpay]

Afrofucking man! Fuckackkkk!!!

[MakeMeGrrrrowl]

No, because giving it a higher priority than eating pussy.

That cracked me up.

[romeo22]

You better make pcr before eating a pussy

[Jazzix]

Too long didn't read....