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|  04-29-2021, 06:08 AM | #1 | 
| PsyHead Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary 
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				 |  Non-PC jokes [Not Political Correct Jokes] Heyhey, It is time to test the board community if you like non-PC jokes or not. If not: get the fuck out!         If yes: post your favorite(s). Let's see how it goes. Needless to say, these a re JOKES, motherfuckers, no need to take them personally and/or as offense. Let the fun begin!  
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|  04-29-2021, 06:14 AM | #2 | 
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				 | Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones | 
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|  04-29-2021, 06:14 AM | #3 | 
| Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2013 
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				 | All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it | 
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|  04-29-2021, 06:16 AM | #4 | 
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				 | What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates. | 
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|  04-29-2021, 06:49 AM | #5 | 
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				 | Baby seal walks into a club... 
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|  04-29-2021, 06:57 AM | #6 | 
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|  04-29-2021, 07:02 AM | #7 | 
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				 | *As Hitler is sitting in his office, he hears a voice in his head. "Hello, Adolf, this is God. I need you to do something for me." "Yes God" "I command you to kill six million Jews and one clown?" "Why the clown?" "See? Nobody asks about the Jews..." *Why can't cops change lightbulbs? They just beat it for being dark." I was going to say a gay joke, butt fuck it. What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican can support a family! 
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|  04-29-2021, 07:27 AM | #8 | |
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 they'll get over it I needed this thread this morning. gracias M/op my fav: it's a joke, not a dick. don't take it so hard 
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|  04-29-2021, 08:13 AM | #9 | 
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				 | Guy walks into a hotel with his wife and kids and asks the registration desk manager: "Is the in-room porn disabled?" Manage: "No, it's all regular porn you sick fucker". 
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|  04-29-2021, 08:18 AM | #10 | 
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|  04-29-2021, 10:25 AM | #11 | |
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 Fixed it for you. 
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|  04-29-2021, 11:58 AM | #12 | 
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				 | Thank you - sometimes my fingers work faster than my brain or is it the other way around?  not sure.  Appreciate it.   
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|  04-29-2021, 01:18 PM | #13 | |
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|  04-29-2021, 01:20 PM | #14 | 
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				 | ever you even noticed that most pedos are kinda dumpy, balding or short hair, no shave, sloppy dress, etc... what is it about that look that drives kids wild??? | 
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|  04-29-2021, 01:23 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Would like to live for a day in that fantasy world. In my country men have no rights ( 
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|  04-29-2021, 01:25 PM | #16 | 
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				 | a little kid is hitchhiking, the kid has welding goggles on and is wearing welding gloves. a truck driver stops and picks the kid up. as they drive along the truck driver ask the kid if he know what 'fellatio' is? the kid: no truck driver: so kid do you know what sodomy is? the kid: nope truck driver: kid you know what pedophile is? the kid: mister I gotta be honest with you, I'm not really a welder. | 
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|  04-29-2021, 02:03 PM | #17 | 
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				 | What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?  One shucks between fits. What's the difference between a David Copperfield magic show and the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes? One presents a cunning array of stunts.  
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|  04-29-2021, 02:51 PM | #18 | 
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				 | the difference between a band or pygmies and a girls track team? - one is a bunch or cunning runts the difference between a nun in church and a nun in a bathtub? - one has hope in her soul | 
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|  04-29-2021, 02:52 PM | #19 | 
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|  04-30-2021, 12:59 AM | #20 | 
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				 | Old polish joke, translating it into english... A bus driver is driving a tour group of Orthodox Jews to Auschwitz. Driving through the forest, the bus breaks down. He messes around in the engine bay for a while but doesn't manage to fix anything. The driver saw a house a few km back and decides to walk back there for help. He knocks on the door, owner opens. "Hey, you've gotta help me. I'm taking a group of Jews to Auschwitz and my bus broke down up the road." "I'd love to help, but what can I do? All I have is a small toaster oven!" 
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|  04-30-2021, 01:36 AM | #21 | 
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|  04-30-2021, 01:36 AM | #22 | 
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|  04-30-2021, 07:04 AM | #23 | |
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 FYI you know why the camps were in poland? the german insurance industry was going broke paying all the death benefits on the murders Jews, so they forced the gov to move the camps out of the country. that way the jews were immigrating and not being murdered and the polices were canceled. | |
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|  04-30-2021, 07:50 AM | #24 | 
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|  04-30-2021, 10:32 AM | #25 | 
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				 | How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick. 
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|  04-30-2021, 11:23 AM | #26 | 
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|  04-30-2021, 01:15 PM | #27 | 
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				 | I know the feeling. My fingers get dyslexia 
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|  04-30-2021, 09:02 PM | #28 | 
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				 | The Russian laws went wrong. Women here have much more rights than man. E.g.: All men may get a life prison time if they commit an especially grave crime. Women - not (no life time for them in Russia). All women get money from the government for every child they give birth to (so-called "mother's capital"). Men - not. All men must serve in the military. Women - not (just because). All women are entitled to two years of paid maternity leave. Man - not. etc... Sexism  
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|  05-01-2021, 06:42 AM | #29 | 
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|  05-01-2021, 09:56 AM | #30 | |
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 So here's one for Ivan The Clueless: Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got a look at the gas bill. 
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|  05-01-2021, 09:59 AM | #31 | 
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				 | I see you posted a lot of jokes here and you have an outstanding sense of humor. Had yet another bad day, schmuck? Go cry a river to your mom. 
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|  05-01-2021, 12:26 PM | #32 | |
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 A drunk Russian was taking a walk in the Moscow zoo. Suddenly he saw a donkey. He elbowed his way up to the enclosure, pulled the donkey’s face up close to his own, kissed it and began to weep: “You poor bunny rabbit, what have the Communists done to you?”    
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|  05-01-2021, 12:56 PM | #33 | |
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|  05-01-2021, 03:12 PM | #34 | |
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 A delegation of foreign communists came to see a Moscow kindergarten. Before they came, the kids were instructed to answer every question by the visitors with just one sentence, "In the USSR everything is the best in the world." The visitors came and asked their questions: "Children, do you like your kindergarten?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" the kids shouted. "And what about the food you get?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" "Do you like your toys?" "In the USSR everything is the best in the world!" At that, the smallest boy in the group started crying. "Ivan, why are you crying? What happened?" "I want to go to the USSR!"  
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|  05-02-2021, 04:59 AM | #35 | |
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|  05-02-2021, 06:45 PM | #36 | |
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|  05-03-2021, 01:05 AM | #37 | 
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				 | Whenever CyberSEO says something, I read it in the voice of that FPSRussia guy from Youtube. | 
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|  05-03-2021, 05:15 AM | #38 | |
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          CyberSEO, I never made any negative comment on your posts, but now it's time to say Go Fuck Yourself dude!    I know The Porn Nerd, met him in person not just once and he indeed has a fantastic and unique personality and has a superb sense of humor!!    <3 So you are wrong on many levels and if you can't contribute with a non-PC joke then get the fuck out of my thread! ;)  
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|  05-03-2021, 08:11 AM | #39 | |
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  So here is one just for you my Budapest buddy: Two Hungarian kids are talking about sex: Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."   
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|  05-03-2021, 08:17 AM | #40 | |
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|  05-03-2021, 09:52 AM | #41 | |
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 Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. and Q: How do you take a census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it. ------------------- and finally one for you and your borscht butt buddy CyberSEO: Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks? A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.  
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|  05-03-2021, 11:02 AM | #42 | |
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|  05-03-2021, 11:12 AM | #43 | 
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				 | The German, the gypsy and the Romanian are on a plane Suddenly, the German throws a silver spoon out the window. The others ask him why he did that, to which the German replies: 'Where I come from, that's what we have the most of.' After that, the gypsy throws a gold spoon out the window. The others asks him why he did that, to which he replies: 'Where I come from, that's what we have the most of.' Soon after, the Romanian suddenly throws the gypsy out the window and shouts: 'And where I come from, that's what we have the most of!' 
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|  05-03-2021, 11:35 AM | #44 | ||
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  The second one doesn't make sense. Therefore, very Polish (in an anti-semitic sort of way). Quote: 
 You Europeans are very weird.  
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|  05-03-2021, 10:57 PM | #45 | ||
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  No matter how anti-racist someone might be, everyone in Europe agrees when it comes to gypsies  
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|  05-04-2021, 05:44 AM | #46 | |
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|  05-18-2021, 07:17 AM | #47 | 
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				 | How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1 
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|  05-18-2021, 08:46 AM | #48 | 
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|  05-18-2021, 01:55 PM | #49 | 
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				 | This is from my favorite series EVER. Kenny Powers for the win!!!!! <3 
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