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  • ElvisManson
    Looking California
    • Feb 2001
    • 5476
    #1

    Someone has finally figured them out.....

    Women that is.....

    With apologies to April and Gem and Tam
    http://devnull.mine.nu/GirlsEvil.jpg

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    [This message has been edited by ElvisManson (edited 05-16-2001).]
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    • RedShoe
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      • Feb 2001
      • 14831
      #2
      LOL


      Very Funny

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        • Tam
          Rude Bitch
          • Jan 2001
          • 8534
          #3
          Oh yes.. you are soooo funnnniiiieeeeee.......

          I'll have you know I am very low maintenance...... thank you.

          Tam

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            • aprilkorova
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 649
              #4
              Another geek with far too much time on his hands LOL. What he should have done is whipped up an equation as to why he can't get a date.

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                • Tam
                  Rude Bitch
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8534
                  #5
                  that's easy as hell April

                  bash women=no dates

                  LMAO

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                    • Kat - Fast
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 2303
                      #6
                      Does the truth hurt ladies?
                      lol!

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                        • Gemini
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7183
                          #7
                          Darn it! You found out that we are Evil to the second power which when extrapolated (if the male mind is even capable of that) would lead you to conclude:

                          1) That we know when you have been hiding things since we have already done that ahead of you... (see Evil squared for all extrapolations)

                          2) That we can always get over on you with a slight twitch of the hips, moistening lips etc...

                          3) That we always can talk you out of pricey gifts just with the hint of sex...

                          4) That we think so far ahead of you that it isn't even a contest...(Note sexy undies do not simply appear if you get lucky)

                          5) We know when you THINK you might get lucky and will be sure and quash that thought whenever we feel slighted... (or imagine we have been)

                          6) Hmmm... Does just plain 'Smarter' work here? Maybe not in the book sense, but in the know what the guy is thinking, Yep!

                          And yep, I am VERY high maintenance. Proud of it in fact. But men started that. *I* never wanted the pedestal treatment. It took years to find a male that says eh? Pedestal?? You think? Doubtful... Huh uh, nope, you want pedestal you have to earn that. He does cook a mean dinner tho, opens doors, sees me to the car door 98% of the time etc etc etc.

                          But then he was raised by all women too...


                          No bad feelings Elvis! Let me get these codes figured out with you and THEN we'll talk about your mathematical skills.
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                            • UnseenWorld
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                              • May 2001
                              • 5279
                              #8
                              Nothing much there that Tom Leykis hasn't been saying for years.

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                                • Tam
                                  Rude Bitch
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 8534
                                  #9
                                  Not to mention if we scream pms we get whatever in the hell we want WHEN we want it?

                                  LMAO

                                  Seriously. I am not a money hungry person at all...... you can ask my hubby and he will tell you any day of the week, HE spends WAY way more money than I do, hands down. LOL

                                  MY spending is on him and the kids and there money is no object, but I rarely ever buy myself anything or ask for anything.... LOL

                                  Tam

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                                    • ez12
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 2438
                                      #10
                                      it's a cool formula but I can't live without girls in my live I would be dead in a week !!



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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856
                                          #11
                                          I love evil things...

                                          If girls really have power over guys...
                                          and GIRL + GUY = LOVE

                                          then

                                          GIRLS^X / GUYS = LOVE

                                          ahh solve for LOVE

                                          GIRL+GUY = GIRLS^X/GUYS

                                          multiply

                                          GIRLxGUYS + 2GUYS = GIRLS^X

                                          How much power do you have now?

                                          Plug in zero power...

                                          GIRLS^0 = 1

                                          Guys love themyselves, so,

                                          1/GUY = LOVE = GIRL+GUY

                                          Divide by GUY again,

                                          1/GUY^2 = GIRL/GUY + 1

                                          so the answer is that

                                          GIRLS get to ride on top of square GUYS's but when you use substitution, guys ride on top when they have the power!

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                                            • monro
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 787
                                              #12
                                              I have been EATEN!

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                                                • myjah
                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 11482
                                                  #13
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