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JesusDialer...He Forgives...why cant you?

04-20-2001, 08:35 PM

My son Dank has returned home to me!

I ran in to him at a Bible study meeting earlier today. He has been giving me the low down on the porn industry. Explaining how it is actually a very God Like means of making a living.

I have to appologize if I offended anybody earlier this week with my raging posts against the porn industry. I was short on insulin, and was just not myself. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Jesus forgave...so should you!

I feel like a BornAgain Pornograqher. Ive even been talking with several Dialer Companies about starting my own Dialer. I Now know where Vanutu is!

Dank explained everything to me! I feel like a new man!

Look forward in the next few weeks to hearing more about my new Dialer. So watch out Snow! Watch out DialerQueen, I will be paying webmasters .45 cents per minute! (USA and International)

If you are not using Jesus's Dialer...You are LOSING MONEY!!!

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04-20-2001, 08:43 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AWESOME MARKETING SCHEME.....Your a little late Jesus...But i'm not an ass like others and i wish you the best....

Maybe I should pay 85 cents and SHAVE.......
Webmasters are smarter then that jesus..\

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04-21-2001, 12:17 AM

I do not shave, because I am not concearned with my outer appearance.

Snow, throw down your worldly possessions and follow me.

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04-21-2001, 01:47 AM

YOUR jesus site rules i cant stop laughing nor can I take you serious...

YOu have no URL either LOL
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04-21-2001, 02:11 AM

Snow, I think its time you accepted Jesus, and let him into your life. Give GIB up, and do Gods work.. Sell the Jesus Dialer.

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04-21-2001, 10:28 AM

Wow this Jesus Dialer is Divine

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04-21-2001, 10:56 AM

Where do you get connected.. to Heaven?
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04-21-2001, 11:16 AM

No, you are only connected to heaven after this life.

As for the dialer, you are connected to Vanautu.

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04-21-2001, 11:37 AM

Alot of Heat in Vanuatu jesus be careful that the pearly gates dont close....Many satanic credit card holders are cheating..

james 2:13
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04-21-2001, 12:46 PM

Does it convert as well as a spanish missionary?
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04-22-2001, 12:46 AM

Hey DiabeticRage,
Is there a dialer? Or is it a joke?

Is Jesus.com really your site? I saw it a while back, before you joined this board, and laughed my ass off. I love it.

Can't wait to see your services and options.

I have a christian porn site that I would like to open. Maybe you could give me some advice on it.

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04-22-2001, 01:45 AM

BAD scheme Snow!

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04-22-2001, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe:
I have a christian porn site that I would like to open

A new un-attempted niche! This would certainly give Moral majority something to bitch about But what sponsors could there be for this niche? JesusDialer.com?
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04-22-2001, 05:58 AM

WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he
didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt
reply my emails nor my praying

Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done
a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he
owns these sites:

WHITEBLOTTER.COM
JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET
TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM
and 47 more domains!

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04-22-2001, 07:58 AM

I've gotta have me one of Jesus cc's brothers...

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04-22-2001, 10:18 AM

MrCockTail,

He really fucked you, his check bounced?
Hey, don't mess around, I can't tell if your joking or not, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a good program.

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04-22-2001, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by MrCockTale:
WARNING: Watch out for this sponsor, he
didn't pay me!! His check bounced! Hi didnt
reply my emails nor my praying

Please add Jesus to the blacklist! I've done
a search on Jesus in the netsol WOIS, he
owns these sites:

WHITEBLOTTER.COM
JESUS2UNETWORKS.NET
TEENPUSSYPARADISE.COM
and 47 more domains!

WOW! Aint you a detective! Maybee you should learn a thing or two before you spread blasphemous rumors.

How can my check bounce to you when I have never started my program yet?

It's funny how gossip travels.

Balljoints...I am in no way connected with Snow.

Ye of Little Faith! I Forgive you though

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05-15-2001, 07:27 PM

i love this post.. Thought Id bring t back in memberance of our good bud Rage.

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05-15-2001, 07:49 PM

Sorry, guys.
I may have accidently brought this one back by mentioning it to someone last night. I questioned the JesusDialer. And now it's back on the boards.

Hmmm, who did I tell?
BoardHog, perhaps?

Speaking of, I think I won the name BoneProne Contest. I had the most votes.

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