ITs Officially TOO GOD DAMN HOT! - GoFuckYourself.com

StacyCat · 05-16-2003, 03:40 PM

It just hit 100 degrees where I am.

Damn, I dont wanna go outside! I love working nights1

asuna · 05-16-2003, 03:42 PM

work naked

jimmyf · 05-16-2003, 03:43 PM

A Texas Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in
mid-July.

Bless the walls where termites dine,while ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass the fire ant castles in the
grass.

Bless the garage, a home to please carpenter beetles, ticks and
fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two, the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.

Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in Texas, Lord, you've
put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank you Lord, for
insect spray.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN...

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea
instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your
car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

No where BUT TEXAS.................Right?

vegas2003 · 05-16-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by StacyCat
It just hit 100 degrees where I am.

Damn, I dont wanna go outside! I love working nights1

it's 95 here in vegas-i LOVE it

Nina · 05-16-2003, 06:49 PM

fuck you all... rainy and cold here in nyc.

Mr Pheer · 05-16-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by vegas2003
it's 95 here in vegas-i LOVE it

was it really 95 here today? didnt feel like it

RATBOY · 05-16-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nina
fuck you all... rainy and cold here in nyc.

I live in Seattle. Wanna trade apartments?

Marcus · 05-16-2003, 06:52 PM

It's fucking cold here in Boston, and it's mid-may

StacyCat · 05-16-2003, 06:52 PM

"The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. "

Ya know, its really sad, but ive done that!

Its fun to freak out the yankees when I can tell the difference between 95, 98, and 105 degrees

cherrylula · 05-16-2003, 06:53 PM

great weather here as usual... I will never leave cali for long.

Centurion · 05-16-2003, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
It just hit 100 degrees where I am.

Damn, I dont wanna go outside! I love working nights1

We actually had some snow in the mountains & foothills today (Seattle). Supposed to get down CLOSE to freezing south of here tonite!

Should make it interesting for the big Seattle BBQ tomorrow!

croif · 05-16-2003, 09:09 PM

We have 35-40 Celsius here since the beginning of May! I just love it! I wish that was summer all the year!

Go fuck yourself

at the north pole if you don't like hot weather!

Luc Duboi · 05-16-2003, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
fuck you all... rainy and cold here in nyc.

same here babe.

want a hook up ?

Krimsin · 05-16-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

I live in Seattle. Wanna trade apartments?

Right there with ya, Seattle Eats Creamy Asshole unless its July or August. Shit even then it's usually lame. Hey at least it's only the 4th most expensive city to live in right!

Spunky · 05-16-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Nina
I want to fuck you spunky1

Why did I see that instead Miss Nina

Centurion · 05-16-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Krimsin

Right there with ya, Seattle Eats Creamy Asshole unless its July or August. Shit even then it's usually lame. Hey at least it's only the 4th most expensive city to live in right!

But we're getting some fantastic thunder & lightening right now!

And how can you forget about the Tacoma Twister we had yesterday?

SicChild · 05-16-2003, 09:23 PM

it snowed hard here today.

kmanrox · 05-16-2003, 10:13 PM

it's 90-100 degrees and humid here 365 days a year, BITE ME!

Extreme John · 05-16-2003, 10:14 PM

Nasty as balls in Florida, 90's every damn day and humid as hell.

05-16-2003, 03:40 PM	#1
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	ITs Officially TOO GOD DAMN HOT! It just hit 100 degrees where I am. Damn, I dont wanna go outside! I love working nights1

05-16-2003, 03:42 PM	#2
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	work naked __________________

05-16-2003, 03:43 PM	#3
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	A Texas Blessing Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry. Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,while ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders pass the fire ant castles in the grass. Bless the garage, a home to please carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas. Bless the love bugs, two by two, the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you. Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in Texas, Lord, you've put them all!! But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank you Lord, for insect spray. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS in JULY WHEN... The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. No where BUT TEXAS.................Right? __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

05-16-2003, 09:09 PM	#12
croif Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bucharest, ROMANIA Posts: 121	We have 35-40 Celsius here since the beginning of May! I just love it! I wish that was summer all the year! Go fuck yourself at the north pole if you don't like hot weather! __________________ MoreNiche - Making you MORE cash.

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Extreme John Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fl Posts: 1,475	Nasty as balls in Florida, 90's every damn day and humid as hell. __________________ Florida Honnies - Extreme John 51299342

05-16-2003, 06:49 PM	#5
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	fuck you all... rainy and cold here in nyc.

05-16-2003, 06:52 PM	#8
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	It's fucking cold here in Boston, and it's mid-may

05-16-2003, 06:53 PM	#10
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	great weather here as usual... I will never leave cali for long.

05-16-2003, 09:23 PM	#17
SicChild Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 365	it snowed hard here today.

05-16-2003, 10:13 PM	#18
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	it's 90-100 degrees and humid here 365 days a year, BITE ME!