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amacontent · 05-15-2003, 12:12 PM

Shot yesterday where male cum shot very weak. WHats the best formula for fake cum for pics.

dlex · 05-15-2003, 12:14 PM

1 part mayo, 1 part snot

stir...and serve

Donny · 05-15-2003, 12:16 PM

Cetaphil soap (not the lotion). It looks VERY REAL as is. Buy it from just about any grocery store.

Tanker · 05-15-2003, 12:20 PM

powdered suger Lots of it and a little bit of water after a few tries you will have it perfect
it takes about 20 parts powdered suger to 1 part water

and the girls dont mind the taste of it either

FlyingIguana · 05-15-2003, 12:20 PM

donair sauce

MattO · 05-15-2003, 12:21 PM

Tobasco sauce

quiet · 05-15-2003, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
donair sauce

mmm, donairs.

nofx · 05-15-2003, 12:25 PM

2 parts chicken blood and 4 parts cow urine

PeekHoles · 05-15-2003, 12:32 PM

This shit here looks and fells just like it.

http://www.beautemart.com/egoboost8oz.html

AaronM · 05-15-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
2 parts chicken blood and 4 parts cow urine

That is a secret family recipe.

gruffy · 05-15-2003, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
That is a secret family recipe.

Ivory liquid soap.

Fuck man - oldest trick in the book. Just don't get it in her eye.

RedShoe · 05-15-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
powdered suger Lots of it and a little bit of water after a few tries you will have it perfect
it takes about 20 parts powdered suger to 1 part water

and the girls dont mind the taste of it either

Nice recipie.

kmanrox · 05-15-2003, 12:49 PM

Cetafil is what the pro's use...

Dugmor · 05-15-2003, 03:36 PM

What I do is I jerk off into a cup and just save it in the freezer. A half hour before the shoot I let it thaw.

gregtx · 05-15-2003, 03:40 PM

Dugmor gets my vote

liquid silk lube also works great

pnor · 05-15-2003, 03:42 PM

condensed milk + eggnog + water + powdered sugar

or just call a guy without any STD

Marcus · 05-15-2003, 03:46 PM

How do you shoot fake cum out so it looks real?
I mean do you have a little squeeze bottle under your dick or something?

Sassyass · 05-15-2003, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
How do you shoot fake cum out so it looks real?
I mean do you have a little squeeze bottle under your dick or something?

clubsexy · 05-16-2003, 11:59 AM

I always wonder how those guys get so much cum on the chicks....

Like the COHF stuff? I mean wouldn't you need a crew of guys for that shit??

Va2k · 05-16-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
How do you shoot fake cum out so it looks real?
I mean do you have a little squeeze bottle under your dick or something?

No ya didn't ask this ?

maxjohan · 05-16-2003, 12:06 PM

milk and sugar in a mix?

been thinking on that for awhile...

Marcus · 05-16-2003, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k

No ya didn't ask this ?

is that a stupid question?

for someone who makes amateur videos and isn't a pro, I'm suprised you'd be down on someone else for asking a question.

opflix · 05-16-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus

is that a stupid question?

for someone who makes amateur videos and isn't a pro, I'm suprised you'd be down on someone else for asking a question.

i'd have to agree... i dont think i'd want to ask some braud to take some soap in the face & eyes & act like she likes it. i've tried a few things but the sugar idea sounds best.... THAT is actually edible. nothing makes me hotter than a braud gobblin up fake nut.

wouncie · 05-16-2003, 01:49 PM

Seafood and Lobster sauce

But if that doesnt work, try the real deal

http://asswatcher.com/thumbpages/135.htm

But for 3 easy installments of $19.95 in my pay pal account I can tell you a vitamin that makes you stream like that.

Jon2 · 05-16-2003, 11:53 PM

Bump

Jon

J-Reel · 05-17-2003, 12:00 AM

3 parts plain yogurt, 1 part warm water.

Freakster · 05-17-2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
Seafood and Lobster sauce
But if that doesnt work, try the real deal

http://asswatcher.com/thumbpages/135.htm

But for 3 easy installments of $19.95 in my pay pal account I can tell you a vitamin that makes you stream like that.

Peter North will go bankrupt if you tell that out.. so.. hrmm.. what is it? ;)

Lane · 05-17-2003, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clubsexy
I always wonder how those guys get so much cum on the chicks....

Like the COHF stuff? I mean wouldn't you need a crew of guys for that shit??

they do bukkake and snowballing
watch their movies

opflix · 05-17-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
Seafood and Lobster sauce
But if that doesnt work, try the real deal

http://asswatcher.com/thumbpages/135.htm

But for 3 easy installments of $19.95 in my pay pal account I can tell you a vitamin that makes you stream like that.

squash the beef & bullshit nigga, give up the goods! i'd put bitches eyes out if i could blow a load like that!

Easton · 05-17-2003, 11:48 AM

instead of that fake cum bullshit, why not just use a real stunt cock who can cum properly? it seems simple enough to me...

i got no trouble

mean ellie · 05-17-2003, 12:03 PM

cetaphil is great to use... and it looks real.

it's a lotion/soap and it is used to clean your face without any water. so squirting it on the girls face is fine..

opflix · 05-17-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
instead of that fake cum bullshit, why not just use a real stunt cock who can cum properly? it seems simple enough to me...

i got no trouble

ummm... maybe that's your thing, but i'd personally rather jammin MY dick down her throat & squirtin some fake shit as opposed to payin some OTHER hard dick to come thru & get the pleasure. its business but i still have fun doin it.

greentea · 05-17-2003, 02:09 PM

condensed milk, egg white and sugar

freeadultcontent · 05-17-2003, 03:03 PM

Pina colada mix, a small amount of water and corn starch, arrow root, or rice starch. Mix in a pot bring to a boil reduce heat for 1 minute stiring constantly. Adjust starch or arrow root until you get a consistancy you like.

Pour into a mason jar and refridgerate. Will lasy in fridge for months.

Has the proper shine, consistancy, and look when you get it all down. Taste does not bother anyone, nor does it ever crystalize or settle like powdered sugar mixes will do. Also will not burn eyes.

I find the the rice starch works best, then arrow root, then corn starch.

chodadog · 05-17-2003, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
powdered suger Lots of it and a little bit of water after a few tries you will have it perfect
it takes about 20 parts powdered suger to 1 part water

and the girls dont mind the taste of it either

Just make sure they wash up good. If she gets any of that on her cooch, and she doesn't shower for a few hours, she could very well be looking at a yeast infection.

Va2k · 05-17-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus

is that a stupid question?

for someone who makes amateur videos and isn't a pro, I'm suprised you'd be down on someone else for asking a question.

No way I wasn't putting ya down, there is no stupid question mate, it just supprised the shit out of me comming from you, thats all, I thought you would of known that didnt mean to ofend ya man.. sorry

TOM

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