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VikingMan · 03-18-2026, 01:53 PM

Was feeding a stray (pregnant’?) cat that has made her home on our commercial property. We have one of those electric fences to keep the zombie apocalypse at bay. I was so tired and was just dropping off a can of tuna when I forgot to disarm the fence. Now I feel like a new person. Really it was a great experience. I can arrange for other people to get juiced up. It’s free. Then we can drive to a hot spring and make it a total spa experience.

So do you think this cat is pregnant or is just obese from eating tweaker food? I feel responsible for this cat’s well being because maybe she cannot get out of the fence due to getting shocked. She is getting lots of fish and cans of premium cat food. Thinking about making her a little house.

Mr Pheer · 03-18-2026, 06:21 PM

An outdoor cat is usually very capable of feeding themselves if they aren't sick or injured.

Huggles · 03-18-2026, 07:07 PM

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VikingMan · 03-19-2026, 03:31 PM

Ha! Just watched a carload of tweakers case a street of cars and they stole an older pickup in a nicer area of Portland. Zombie apocalypse. I am eating popcorn.

Huggles · 03-19-2026, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Ha! Just watched a carload of tweakers case a street of cars and they stole an older pickup in a nicer area of Portland. Zombie apocalypse. I am eating popcorn.

Next time I go to downtown Kelowna imma take some pics of the crystal highway I call it... the area around my baby mama's favourite deli... the whole area has so many smashed windows sometimes because, literally, career criminals who are living in supportive housing get on some really high tweaker meth, like the meth is apparently 2-3x stronger than normal, and these guys ride around on BMX bikes stealing anything and everything they can, including smash and grabs of anything they can carry off after throwing a rock through plate glass windows.

In fact, I got fucked by it myself, as last time I was downtown I had to walk across a bunch of freshly-broken glass and because I was gawking at all of the glass everywhere, I stepped on a piece and it tore a hole in my shoe and got me pretty good on my foot. Blood leaking out of my shoe... I am the zombie now.

Everywhere in B.C. is turning to shit with crime-bot druggies even in the smallest of towns these days!

03-18-2026, 01:53 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,786	7,000 volts of tweaker repellent. That is what you need in your life Was feeding a stray (pregnant’?) cat that has made her home on our commercial property. We have one of those electric fences to keep the zombie apocalypse at bay. I was so tired and was just dropping off a can of tuna when I forgot to disarm the fence. Now I feel like a new person. Really it was a great experience. I can arrange for other people to get juiced up. It’s free. Then we can drive to a hot spring and make it a total spa experience. So do you think this cat is pregnant or is just obese from eating tweaker food? I feel responsible for this cat’s well being because maybe she cannot get out of the fence due to getting shocked. She is getting lots of fish and cans of premium cat food. Thinking about making her a little house.

03-18-2026, 07:07 PM	#3
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03-18-2026, 06:21 PM	#2
Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,967	An outdoor cat is usually very capable of feeding themselves if they aren't sick or injured.

03-19-2026, 03:31 PM	#4
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,786	Ha! Just watched a carload of tweakers case a street of cars and they stole an older pickup in a nicer area of Portland. Zombie apocalypse. I am eating popcorn.