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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #1

    sarettah , we do feel sorry for you





  • Pink24
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2019
    • 1436

    #2
    Still bigger than mine.

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94744

      #3
      Is losing your sense of humor a COVID symptom ? ?

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      • King Mark
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2016
        • 27033

        #4
        Why you searched for this?

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        • tfto
          Retired and loving life.
          • Sep 2001
          • 2122

          #5
          Originally posted by King Mark
          Why you searched for this?
          I was wondering the same thing.

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          • sarettah
            see you later, I'm gone
            • Oct 2002
            • 14321

            #6
            Now I feel sorry for you GS

            Hopefully you are a grower cause you sure ain't no show-er.

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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722

              #7
              It's obviously GS. You can see his pubes still haven't grown back after barely escaping the fire!
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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by King Mark
                Why you searched for this?
                What makes you think he had to search for it?

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                • mechanicvirus
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4219

                  #9
                  So wait, a guy on an internet forum said a thing and then another guy read it, let it festered in his head and when on an internet search for a male with a penis and posted it on an internet forum?

                  Is that correct? Is that in the DSM-5 book?

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                  • The Porn Nerd
                    Living The Dream
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 19788

                    #10
                    How did the OP get my photo???

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                    • adultchatpay
                      Let's Make Money
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 8785

                      #11
                      i guess he's an Italian

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                      • Grapesoda
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 46238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by baddog
                        What makes you think he had to search for it?
                        my prive jerk material

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94744

                          #13
                          Originally posted by adultchatpay
                          i guess he's an Italian
                          Of oriental descent ? ?

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                          • EddyTheDog
                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            Originally posted by adultchatpay
                            i guess he's an Italian
                            After years of extensive research I assure you that is not a typical Italian...

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                            • NatalieMojoHost
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 1479

                              #15
                              I sure hope the guy's a grower, not shower...
                              P.S. wtf am I doing in this thread

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                              • Cameltoepro
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                                • Sep 2012
                                • 1526

                                #16
                                Yeah.. could have gone all morning without seeing this image this morning. LMAOOO
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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67798

                                  #17
                                  Tinky winky...


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                                  • sarettah
                                    see you later, I'm gone
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 14321

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                    my prive jerk material
                                    That seems a bit narcissistic, but who am I to judge.

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                                    • Grapesoda
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 46238

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by tfto
                                      I was wondering the same thing.
                                      sarettah, micro penis.....

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                                      • The Porn Nerd
                                        Living The Dream
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 19788

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by NatalieMojoHost
                                        I sure hope the guy's a grower, not shower...
                                        P.S. wtf am I doing in this thread
                                        Heh c'mon Nat, we all know why you are in this thread.
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                                        • JesseQuinn
                                          feeding the wolves
                                          • Aug 2012
                                          • 6633

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                          So wait, a guy on an internet forum said a thing and then another guy read it, let it festered in his head and when on an internet search for a male with a penis and posted it on an internet forum?

                                          Is that correct? Is that in the DSM-5 book?
                                          i'm in agony right now but cannot stop laughing
                                          throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94744

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                            Heh c'mon Nat, we all know why you are in this thread.
                                            If she is good (awesome) at "it", she should make that guy feel like he has a cuban cigar of a penis.

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                                            • The Ministress
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2017
                                              • 3

                                              #23
                                              Oh no, he's absolutely NOT.
                                              Signed: an Italian lady.

                                              For next joke, leave personal issues aside and google first. Just saying.

                                              Originally posted by adultchatpay
                                              i guess he's an Italian

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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94744

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Ministress
                                                Oh no, he's absolutely NOT.
                                                Signed: an Italian lady.

                                                For next joke, leave personal issues aside and google first. Just saying.
                                                Ciao . . .

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                                                • Colmike9
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                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                  • 7230

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Ministress
                                                  Oh no, he's absolutely NOT.
                                                  Signed: an Italian lady.
                                                  As an Italian, I can confirm this.
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                                                  • mechanicvirus
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 4219

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Ministress
                                                    Oh no, he's absolutely NOT.
                                                    Signed: an Italian lady.

                                                    For next joke, leave personal issues aside and google first. Just saying.
                                                    Are you saying not a single italian person in the whole world has a micro penis? If so why isn't all porn films 100% italian actors?

                                                    Is this a conspiracy you invented to try to throw us off the real scent?

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                                                    • RyuLion
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 32369

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Colmike9
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                                                        • Dec 2011
                                                        • 7230

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                        Are you saying not a single italian person in the whole world has a micro penis? If so why isn't all porn films 100% italian actors?
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                                                        • sarettah
                                                          see you later, I'm gone
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 14321

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mechanicvirus
                                                          Is this a conspiracy you invented to try to throw us off the real scent?
                                                          Are you saying that all Italians are stinky?

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                                                          • Colmike9
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                                                            • Dec 2011
                                                            • 7230

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sarettah
                                                            Are you saying that all Italians are stinky?

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                                                            My grandpa said that's just the Sicilians.
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                                                            • sarettah
                                                              see you later, I'm gone
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 14321

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                              My grandpa said that's just the Sicilians.
                                                              We are talking about Italians, not Sicilians.

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                                                              • mechanicvirus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 4219

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                Are you saying that all Italians are stinky?

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                                                                Fugget about it!

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                                                                • Colmike9
                                                                  (>^_^)b
                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                  • 7230

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                  We are talking about Italians, not Sicilians.

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                                                                  Ah cool. Then the answer is no
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                                                                  • sarettah
                                                                    see you later, I'm gone
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 14321

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                    Ah cool. Then the answer is no
                                                                    How the hell would you know what MV was saying?

                                                                    Maybe a little self ownage there? Like maybe a fake nick? What is it, when you want to sound smart you post as MV and your regular posts are Colmike?

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                                                                    • Colmike9
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                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                      • 7230

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                      How the hell would you know what MV was saying?

                                                                      Maybe a little self ownage there? Like maybe a fake nick? What is it, when you want to sound smart you post as MV and your regular posts are Colmike?

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