What if you shit yourself in an accident?

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  • Gor Etology
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2020
    • 98
    #1

    What if you shit yourself in an accident?

    I heard if you shit or pee yourself during an accident you get paid 20-50k for humiliation.
    Is that true? Does that mean every time before driving I should just hold my shit? Lmao
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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94744
      #2
      A CurrentlySober copycat - A new Etology low.

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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40906
          #3
          I doubt that very much. And most policies only cover like 20k in damage anyway which is why (if you own any assets) should up it. It's pretty cheap too. I have 500k and a 5 million dollar umbrella policy.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089
              #4
              I was a settlement negotiator. This must be something new.

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                • escorpio
                  doesn't fuck around.
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23487
                  #5
                  Worth it!
                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                    • SekobA
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 12174
                      #6
                      I doubt this is true...maybe depend of the situation

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                        • redwhiteandblue
                          Bollocks
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 2793
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          A CurrentlySober copycat - A new Etology low.
                          You could say he's scraping the bottom of the barrel?
                          Interserver unmanaged AMD Ryzen servers from $73.00

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                            • mechanicvirus
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 4219
                              #8
                              First question, how would insurance know the urine or feces is yours? How do they know you didn't ask another person for fresh feces/urine simply to gain an addition $50,000 on an insurance accident claim?

                              What if the insurance adjuster finds out it's only dog shit and not human shit and then they get fired while you laugh and drink and party with your friends because you got $50,000. Then you pass them on the street, homeless, begging for soup and all you say is "get a fucking job bro".

                              Come on.

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