I was walking through the neighborhood

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    I was walking through the neighborhood

    I was taking one of my daily walks yesterday, when I stopped to chat with one of the neighborhood's older residents. She is 93, takes nice care of her yard, and even though her eyesight is failing, she really enjoys jigsaw puzzles.

    Anyway, she told me she had gotten a new puzzle and was having trouble getting started; she asked if I could come in and give her a hand. I asked what the puzzle was of and she said it was a rooster. That sounded like it could be a challenge, so I came inside to take a look.

    After a quick look at the pile on the kitchen table I told her that there was no way this was going to end up looking like a rooster. I told her to make herself some tea, and I would put the corn flakes back in the box for her.
  • Pink24
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2019
    • 1436

    #2
    I don't get it.

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    • sarettah
      see you later, I'm gone
      • Oct 2002
      • 14316

      #3
      Corn, corn, Kellogs Corn Flakes in the morning.
      If I had my way, I'd start every day with Kellogs Corn Flakes.



      .
      All cookies cleared!

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38950

        #4
        KELLOGG'S Corn Flakes were originally invented as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal" to reduce the urge to pleasure yourself...


        👁️ 👍️ 💩

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46923

          #5
          This was her way of asking you for some cock.

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          • Look Chang
            Voyeur
            • Sep 2010
            • 18262

            #6
            When you remember that Kellogg's corn flakes were invented to stop masturbation ....

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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              Originally posted by Pink24
              I don't get it.



              Originally posted by AaronM
              This was her way of asking you for some cock.
              /Thread end just don't forget to drop the mic

              While you where putting her cereal back in the box you should've taken her up on her offer instead

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              • directfiesta
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 30136

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                This was her way of asking you for some cock.
                agreed ... young cock , 70 years young
                I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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