Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

[LA Mike]

Can I cuss here?


Whats up with the Lakers.. Fucking shaq is playing like the lazy fatass he is, we lose our starting small forward and our backup, fisher can cover an ant with a blanket and horry hasnt made a jump shot in months.

Where the hell is the Lakers at? I hope they trade Shaq and fisher next year for billups and Ben Wallace
Shaq sucks when he is out of shape and the older he gets the more his game will suffer because he has nothing besides that power dunk game and when he can no loger move around because he his so fat he sucks and is not worth 80% of a teams salary cap. Kobe is a stud and needs more help.

Now, My Angels won, my Ducks are about to win, my Lakers won last year and this year is not over yet, looks like I just need those Miami Dolphins to pull one out.

[Wizzo]

The Dolphins will be tight with Junior Seau in the mix...

[PR_Phil]

The Lakers should go hang out with the Canucks, they are sucking a fat dick the last couple games!

[Mutt]

better hope the rumors about Kobe wanting to leave ain't true.

Shaq is going to be a pain in the ass for the Lakers. He's one of those guys who keeps saying he's going to retire young, then won't leave even when u want him to go and take his huge salary cap eatin' salary with him.

hard to feel sympathy for Laker fans - majority of 30 NBA cities have never even won ONE championship.

[JimW]

Originally posted by LAMike
.Where the hell is the Lakers at? I hope they trade Shaq

Mavericks will be interested in this trade. We'll give you 4 of our finest white stiffs...

[sexyclicks]

yeah ok the lakers lost ALL games against the spurs this year up to today
now they have to win 4 out of 5 games
guess what? it's not going to happen!!!

[LA Mike]

Phil... I agree, the Cunucks sucks right now! I hope the Ducks play them so we can wax their ass!


Wizzo, The phinz already have one of the top D's and now with Seau back there with Zack? Wow.. its going to be one hell of a Defence.. I hear they are trying to sign Sammy Knight as well. That will give us like 8 probowl starters on D... And Ricky on offence and we have a great receiver and tight end.. But no fucking QB is going to kill us!




Mutt.. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT BRO

[jake2000xp]

shaq wasnt the problem game 2, was the rotation and the bench. Not to mention Koby couldn't throw a pea in the ocean.

[LA Mike]

Jim W

I'll take Novitski and Nash for shaq RIGHT NOW

[jake2000xp]

I havent been this nervous as a Laker fan since the Portland series a few years ago..But we all know the outcome of that.

[LA Mike]

Jake, me neither!


I think the world including the NBA is tired of watching the Lakers win it every year. They are going to make it as hard as possible on us. We couldnt get a damn call all year.

How do both Shaq and Kobe get 3 offensive fouls each in the first half?

Bullshit

[h0st]

Well Lakers will come and win the series. And I hope that Anaheim will do the same

[SCJason]

Originally posted by LAMike
Jim W

I'll take Novitski and Nash for shaq RIGHT NOW

But where would Nash play ? No way he is better than Fisher !

[boneprone]

This is not a sports forum.

[jake2000xp]

Lakers have to not only win game 3, they need to own it, even if it is a close score. If Koby becomes Koby again, it will be a differnt player, different outcome.

There playing him tuff, no excuses, but his shoulder has to be bothering him based on what I see..They have to figure out the current rotation issue asap..

[magicmike]

Fuck, at least they didn't lick balls this year like the Raptors.. hahah they sucked it up large core...

Now they can only hope they do well on draft day...

[Yo Adrian]

Originally posted by LAMike

Where the hell is the Lakers at? I hope they trade Shaq and fisher next year

That's what I'm saying.... fuckin Shaq has just been draggin his ass around the court...he's overpaid for sure..

The Spurs were hitting ALL of their shots and we couldn't hit one if the playoffs depended on it.......oh, yeah that's right this IS the playoffs

[LA Mike]

Originally posted by boneprone
This is not a sports forum.

lol
Get off my thread Blazers fan!


Jake, I agree. Kobe needs to step up more, but its not easy because they are triple teaming him all game because everyone else sucks. Kobe definately needs more talent around him.


Jason.. I'll Kill that Fisher fag right now!

[boneprone]

The problem with the Lakers is thier attitude.
Way too soft.

I mean how many arrests did they get this season?

None?


children please.

[boneprone]

They should have kept Rider.
He held the Lakers together.

Street Toughness.

Way to soft now they are.

[boneprone]

Maybe we can trade Damon to you.

He will bring your season arrest avg up to at least 2 per year.

Something you Lakers need.

[jake2000xp]

We will see how tough they are game 3 and 4..The stroy will be told..

[LA Mike]

Originally posted by boneprone
They should have kept Rider.
He held the Lakers together.

Street Toughness.

Way to soft now they are.

Bone... lol thats fucking funny.. Rider was actually a good player when he first came into the league. Until he started hanging out with you and getting in trouble.. Fucking Jail Blazers are funny!

You want Shaq? His bad attitude will fit in perfect up there. I'll take Rasheed and Bonzi for his ass.

[boneprone]

Besides I dont care for Damon much anymore ever since security threatened to kick me out of my seats for waving my

"Lite it up Damon" sign.

It was beautiful with a pic of Mightmouse chillin and smokin a bowl sitting on a basketball.

I thought it was pretty tasteful.

[PR_Phil]

Originally posted by LAMike
Phil... I agree, the Cunucks sucks right now! I hope the Ducks play them so we can wax their ass!

If Karya wakes up, it could be a Ducks Sens final!

[boneprone]

Shaq is the most dominant player in the league.

I could only dream that a team like the Blazers aquire somone like him when his stock is low.

Fuck bro, we'd trade Rasheed for a laker bus driver at this point.
We want him out.

You have no idea what a fucking headache he is.

You dont want him.

He's a fucking pussy.
Hates to bang inside, and the only people he shows attitude and aggression to on the court is not his oppenent but the Officials and the fans.

Fucking take him.

HE'll also bring your team arrest avarage up a bit.
AN easy 1-2 arrests per year.

[LA Mike]

Bone, did you really do that poster?


Thats give me some ideas.... hmmmm
Fisher with a "Drive on By" road sign?

or how about a Shaq "Gerber Baby Food" sign?


I'm going to have to think more about this...

I have a suite at the ducks... anyone have any good sign ideas for the Canucks if they make it?

Or how about the Angels.. I have first row in shallow right field. I was going to make a sign in Japanese for Ichiro telling him he looks like the rally monkey and put and side by side picture of them on it.. lol Its funny cuz I speak fluent Japanese and I always give him a hard time and he always commits an error in Anaheim

[LA Mike]

NWPhil... I'll take that match up

[boneprone]

Originally posted by LAMike
Bone, did you really do that poster?

Yep I did.
And I was one of the many season Ticket holders that made the protest to turn in season tickets in 2002 in protest of the poor attitude of the Blazers.

It really caught on. In fact I was quoted in our city news paper, and shortly there after some big named people in the city followed. One of which was a coporate sponsor who had the sponsor party boxes..

I was a fucking thorn in the Blazers back in 2002. I only wish they had mentioed my sign more. However they did focus on a friend's sign a lot. They kicked her out (a season ticker holder) for a sign that said "Trade Whitsit)


IN 2001 I was a season ticket holder. IN 2003 I started to become a Blazer fan again..

But its the same old shit.

[boneprone]

make a sign.
Take it to the game.

YOu'll feel better.

Pay and get a real nice one made.
YOu'll make the news.

[Sosa]

damn LAMike, you got some nice tickets for sports games there.

[boneprone]

I wish I still had my sign.

IT was pure art.
I had it made.

Like I said it was MightyMouse (damon was called this in College and he has a tattoo of mighty mouse on his arm) sitting on a basketball and smoking a bowl in a Blazers locker room with his jersey on.

In bold it said "LITE IT UP DAMON" with the Blazers symbol on it.

The security not only made me stop flashing it, they fucking took it from me. I never saw it again.

[LA Mike]

Sosa: I'm a huge sports fan! I was such a jock that I almost had to change my last name to "Coutsau" lol


I'm a HUGE Dolphins, Angels, Lakers, and Ducks Fan.. I didnt get into hockey until about 10 years ago when the Ducks came to town. I dont have Dolphins tix because they are so far away and I dont have Lakers either.


Sosa, you in town? Want to go to a game? I got pleantly of Angels tix's

Anyone?

[LA Mike]

Someone call D-Money... I just made my 420'th post..lol

[jonesy]

MIAMI is a second rate team has been for years.

and yea its a bummer just like the raiders

fuck.

[CraigA]

Originally posted by jonesy
MIAMI is a second rate team has been for years.

and yea its a bummer just like the raiders

fuck.

Better check your facts on that. The Dolphins are one of the most successful and consistent NFL franchises. It's true they haven't won a Super Bowl in over 30 years, but they are playoff contenders, year in and year out and will be again this year.
LA Mike, Jason, don't give up on the Lakers yet. I think they win both games in LA this weekend and then we'll see.

[LA Mike]

Craig, I hope we win both games and then its just 2 of 3.. I never count out the champs!


You're definately right on the Dolphins!
Most winningest franchise ever

[The Click]

hey silvercash!

your Homepage: http://www.silvercsah.com in your profile is not right.

[Penrod]

Originally posted by boneprone
This is not a sports forum.

Bitter?

[LA Mike]

Click.. thanks

Penrod.. he was joking.. I dont think Bone knows how to be serious.. lol

[Trolleater]

I get a kick out of you ignorant fucks who rip things...yet have no idea what you're talking about.

Shaq is the most dominant player in the NBA today. Fact.

and any team would take him any day. What the fuck would Wallace and Billups do, that Shaq and Fisher aren't?

Think before you start spitting shit out.

[Kimmykim]

There's nothing consistently better than a Monday night Fish game at home.

[LA Mike]

Troll, I'm a very serious Lakers Fan and I"m telling you Shaq's skills are going down each year. He is not the same person. He doesnt have the same fire. Yes he is the most dominant big man on the planet but not when he is 50 lb's over weight. He sucks right now. He is only good in spurts.. Go get out the game tapes from the previous years like I did and you'll see. Ben Wallace gets twice the boards, deflections, steals, then Shaq does. Shaq stands around all fucking lazy and wont even hardly reach for a loose ball. He has lost his fire.. And dont even let me get started on how bad fisher sucks. I had a 2nd row seat for the Minnosota series and I was giving him my shit and the whole damn section was backing me. Fisher can only do 2 things... Flop, and make a set jumper. He flat out sucks! He gets beat off the ball on every fucking play. Every point guard is just using him stupid! He also lacks one of the most important jobs of a point guard and that the ability to drive and dish. He was last in the NBA in starting guards assists. He cant take my grandma off the dribble! Not to mention he might be the worst in the history of proffesional basketball on running the break... JEZZZZ... I mean its fucking terrible. I want to cry everytime he is involved in a break.

Fisher is by far the worst point guard in the NBA.. some teams have 3rd stringers that are better.

The problem with the Lakers is that Shaq is 70% of the cap and Kobe is 20%.. It gives us no money for other players.

Fuck Shaqs whining lazy ass and fisher can suck it.. since he does so well!

[Kimmykim]

I can see Phil Jackson's letter of retirement if they get swept by the Spurs... ;)

[jake2000xp]

I can see Phil Jackson's letter of retirement if they get swept by the Spurs... ;)

You can put the dust pan away kimmy, there will be no sweep. Ye of lil faith, the Lakers have a three rings for a reason. If they do go down, it will be with a serious fight, injuries or not..

[SCtyger]

the Lakeshow needs an overhaul...

1) mitch kupcakes ... has been ridin off "the Logo's" tails for years now... the last 3 championship teams were built by Jerry west... what has "kupcakes" done since the logo left? .... added samaki walker? ... the man's got glass hands... u pass him the ball, it's a turnover 90% of the time. throughout the season ... other teams have been wheelin n dealin... getting quality role players for nothin... players like posey, kenny thomas... hard-nosed role players the lakeshow lacks.

"kupcakes" needs to start earning his dough... Mitch kupchak currently is in the "elgin baylor... wes unseld" league of scrub GMs...

2) shaq is a lazy ass... yeah, he's the most dominant player in the league... but that's only true when he "wants to". ... but that's the problem... the man lost all his fire.... when shaq was in orlando... he was as fierce as they came... any shot within a 3mile radius was blocked... it was a no fly-zone .. down in orlando...

now? .. he's got midgets like parker n hudson shootin shots over him like nothin...

bottom line... shaqs on his way down... the only thing thats on its way up with shaq ... is his fat ass. ... remember how lazy he was? waiting til the preseason to have surgery?...

... that's the difference betw. shaq and kobe... who used to be called "show-be" ... now.. i just call him "the show". ... the man's got fire... every year he wants to get better... and has... only once in a while do you get players who've got a love for the game like kobe.... magic had it... larry legend had it... MJ had it... .. the man hates losing... even after winning 3 straight.. he still has the hunger for more... gotta love a competitor like that!!

lets hope the lakeshow can pick it up... and at least play for pride.

if anything... this offseason will be one where kupcakes better earn his money.

[TDF]

kick samaki's sorry ass to the curb,medvedenko and jannero

pargo..go pickup jason terry and a good small forward or power

forward and lets roll from there.

[LA Mike]

Originally posted by SCtyger
the Lakeshow needs an overhaul...

1) mitch kupcakes ... has been ridin off "the Logo's" tails for years now... the last 3 championship teams were built by Jerry west... what has "kupcakes" done since the logo left? .... added samaki walker? ... the man's that glass hands... u pass him the ball, it's a turnover 90% of the time. throughout the season ... other teams have been wheelin n dealin... getting quality role players for nothin... players like posey, kenny thomas... hard-nosed role players the lakeshow lacks.

"kupcakes" needs to start earning his dough... Mitch kupchak currently is in the "elgin baylor... wes unseld" league of scrub GMs...

2) shaq is a lazy ass... yeah, he's the most dominant player in the league... but that's only true when he "wants to". ... but that's the problem... the man lost all his fire.... when shaq was in orlando... he was as fierce as they came... any shot within a 3mile radius was blocked... it was a no fly-zone .. down in orlando...

now? .. he's got midgets like parker n hudson shootin shots over him like nothin...

bottom line... shaqs on his way down... the only thing thats on its way up with shaq ... is his fat ass. ... remember how lazy he was? waiting til the preseason to have surgery?...

... that's the difference betw. shaq and kobe... who used to be called "show-be" ... now.. i just call him "the show". ... the man's got fire... every year he wants to get better... and has... only once in a while do you get players who've got a love for the game like kobe.... magic had it... larry legend had it... MJ had it... .. the man hates losing... even after winning 3 straight.. he still has the hunger for more... gotta love a competitor like that!!

lets hope the lakeshow can pick it up... and at least play for pride.

if anything... this offseason will be one where kupcakes better earn his money.

SCTyger.. Nice first post dude! Even Jim Rome would have been happy about that blast! I couldnt agree with you more.

Kobe is my favorite player on the planet and has been since we stole him in the draft trade. He has fire. he is one of the only players in the leage that plays better mad. Every year he come into camp with something new that he worked on in the off season. this year it was 3's.. and he set 4 different records for 3 pointers. He also was the first player to ever average 40 points in a month.. Thats SICK! He set so many records its unreal. Give Kobe his love. How in the world do you give Duncan the MVP. I think Duncan has skill but he is NO KOBE.. Kobe is the shit. Kobe barring injury will go down as one of the very best ever because he has the desire. He go robbed and should have been MVP. I saw him play at others arenas and on the road the crowd was chearing MVP MVP MVP for him. That is unheard of. Duncan cant take over a game like Kobe does.. KOBE IS THE SHIT.. The league need to give him his due.. Oh and he also lead the leage in triple doubles, top5 in minutes played, steals, top12 in assists at 2 guard and 2nd in points.. I mean common... Kobe rules and if you can put some talent around him.. Young talent.. its over!

[PaulSweet]

MVP is a team thing not an individual thing. No mater how good kobe is, he doesn't motivate his team, he doesn't inspire his team, and he doesn't pass on his fire to win to his team - or the Lakers would be doing a lot more then they are.

Tim Duncan inspires his team....Kevin Garnet inspires his team...

[Morgan]

ya, looks like we're doomed.

That Ginobili fucker rips.