Holio Rumor cleared up - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Jim · 05-14-2003, 12:47 PM

Yes.............. we are giving 4 month discounts to new clients.

No............ we are not starting an action figure line

yes ...................the new deal is you get a four month upgrade at a killer price

no........... we are not going to be releasing a Rosie Odonnell softball, Golf, and WNBA interactive product.

yes............we will send you a can of cheddar spam on request

no......we are not requiring all employees to have mulletts (although we should)

[email protected]
first time customers are getting treated better than a trust fund punk at a whore house

www.holio.net

Zebra · 05-14-2003, 12:49 PM

I want a Bangwang action figure!
Will he come with karate-chop action mustache?

Will the Dave action figure come with a cool cell-phone and hi-tech jet with ejection seats so he can blast the bad guy out of the plane!?!

Mr. Jim · 05-14-2003, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
I want a Bangwang action figure!
Will he come with karate-chop action mustache?

Will the Dave action figure come with a cool cell-phone and hi-tech jet with ejection seats so he can blast the bad guy out of the plane!?!

Bang Wang Moustace grows just like real hair

Dave action jet sold separately....your parents put it together

LeeNoga · 05-14-2003, 12:54 PM

I want a mini holio babble [smack the head and it wiggles] doll :-)

Why · 05-14-2003, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
no......we are not requiring all employees to have mulletts (although we should)

thats the funniest shit iv heard all day. OMG. you should require it. it got my joke.

Mr. Jim · 05-14-2003, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
I want a mini holio babble [smack the head and it wiggles] doll :-)

Mini Holio has real turrets.....it has over 2,000 curse words programmed and will smoke cigarettes and barf

batteries not included

05-14-2003, 12:47 PM	#1
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	Holio Rumor cleared up Yes.............. we are giving 4 month discounts to new clients. No............ we are not starting an action figure line yes ...................the new deal is you get a four month upgrade at a killer price no........... we are not going to be releasing a Rosie Odonnell softball, Golf, and WNBA interactive product. yes............we will send you a can of cheddar spam on request no......we are not requiring all employees to have mulletts (although we should) [email protected] first time customers are getting treated better than a trust fund punk at a whore house www.holio.net

05-14-2003, 12:49 PM	#2
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I want a Bangwang action figure! Will he come with karate-chop action mustache? Will the Dave action figure come with a cool cell-phone and hi-tech jet with ejection seats so he can blast the bad guy out of the plane!?! __________________ Old School

05-14-2003, 12:54 PM	#4
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	I want a mini holio babble [smack the head and it wiggles] doll :-)