GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Who loves Tabasco sauce? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=133777)

voodooman 05-14-2003 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Dunno... maybe ten bucks? Any more than that and I understand if its too much.

...and if it's not... bubble wrap that sucker!

Is there an echo???

:winkwink:

voodooman 05-14-2003 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


damn....


I've never found the balls to try Dave's stuff.... it's just pure fuckin' madness. But I have chewed on several raw habaneros. First time was in a Chevy's restaurant in California... they had run out of jalepenos and I was pissed... I wanted some peppers.... so I asked if they had anything else. She brought out a plate full of the little jewels. Well, I was used to jalepenos. So I popped one in my mouth... about 20 seconds later, I made the fatal mistake of rubbing my eyes as they were tearing up. 30 seconds after that I was writhing on the floor fully out of control... snot and tears pouring from my skull. Took about an hour before I was able to function again, but I didn't really fully recover until the next day.

Oh hell man, the juice off them bad boys will blind a guy.
Thank god I havent made that mistake.

Amputate Your Head 05-14-2003 02:32 AM

beware the flaming shits... those fuckers will set your ass on fire...

Joe Sixpack 05-14-2003 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
beware the flaming shits... those fuckers will set your ass on fire...
RING OF FIRE!

Joe Sixpack 05-14-2003 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman


Oh hell man, the juice off them bad boys will blind a guy.
Thank god I havent made that mistake.

Holy shit!

Does it have a warning on the bottle?

voodooman 05-14-2003 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
beware the flaming shits... those fuckers will set your ass on fire...
haha, No Doubt!!!

leg3 05-14-2003 02:57 AM

I live near the Tobasco company

hit me up

http://www.crazyleg.com/id.gif

a1ka1ine 05-14-2003 03:29 AM

i love that green tabasco sauce.// i put it on lots of food :-)

Damian_Maxcash 05-14-2003 03:32 AM

If you can get it "Kaitia Fire" from here in New Zealand is meant to be one of the hottest available....

Its evil....... Hell in a bottle

AdultNex 05-14-2003 04:05 AM

I don't really like the taste of Tabasco sauce. It tastes "fake" when compared to the actual and real HOT sauce you can buy.

Tabasco sauce isn't really spicy, since most Americans can't handle spiciness.

Joe Sixpack 05-14-2003 04:17 AM

FIFTY BABY!

Morgan 05-14-2003 04:23 AM

I like tabasco, but tapatio does take the cake

Herb Kornfield 05-14-2003 05:31 AM

Coyote Crossing is a really nice mexican place here in Philly Burbs, They have a Habanero paste that you can put on your food.

They take a bunch of habanero's and ground them to a paste and served on a little plate, you get an amount about the size of a scoop of ice cream.

The taste is absolutely the best, hands down. Nothing beats the flavor of a good habanero, and watching friends that talk alot of shit eat some paste on a chip going into agony is well worth the trek.

Herb K

JUSTB 05-14-2003 07:11 AM

One time my husband and I accidentally put the Dave's Insanity EXTRACT on our pizza instead of the regular hot sauce. I was literally in hell for a half an hour. Almost panicking because my mouth was on fire so bad. The only thing that helped was holding popsicles in my mouth.

cherrylula 05-14-2003 07:19 AM

Just make sure you wash your hands after handling the hot peppers.... *especially* if you're gonna fool around after dinner.

Habanero/jalapeno foreplay is not for everyone!!!

Peaches 05-14-2003 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
as far as sauces go.... the best and hottest shit you're gonna find is something called Dave's Insane Sauce. You can get it in San Francisco.
My son lives on Tabasco sauce. Goes through a $6 bottle (I'm too lazy to go down and see what size it is - I just remember the price :1orglaugh ) about every 2 weeks. He also uses the new hot mayo that I think Kraft makes.

I bought him the Dave's sauce, but he said it has no flavor - he said it's HOT, but that's all it is. :( I still have the bottle - no one else wants it, lol!

I'll look for the Tapatio sauce for him - we have a lot of Mexican migrant workers so it's pretty easy to find Mexican foods up here in the hills.

LadyMischief 05-14-2003 07:28 AM

I prefer jamaican hot sauce made with capsicum peppers. Much hotter and more flavor. :)

MandyBlake 05-14-2003 07:31 AM

I'm not a hot/spicy foods type of girl I guess...the only one who isn't it looks like. lol

Rose Crans 05-14-2003 08:00 AM

Pico de Gallo hurts my tongue sometimes. I'm a wussy girl when it comes to these sauces.

nike 05-14-2003 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I prefer jamaican hot sauce made with capsicum peppers. Much hotter and more flavor. :)
All good. :)

Insanity Sauce though is just inedible, once barbecued some chicken with it - wasn't particularly popular.

Kimmykim 05-14-2003 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


this is true.

i even like the McIllneys Spiced Green beans in my Bloody Marys.

:glugglug

MMMMMM, you are from New Orleans ;)

I love Tabasco, it's not so much hot as it has flavor -- if you eat something that is so hot, it basically deadens your taste buds temporarily and you don't taste the food...

Anyone tried Tobasco's Spicy Soy sauce they make now? It ROCKS on sushi.

voodooman 05-14-2003 11:42 AM

Dave's is supposed to be used as a spicer upper, so if want taste, add a drop of daves to tobassco or your fav sauce.

Capsacium is actually good for your heart, and will lower your blood pressure.

LadyMischief 05-14-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nike


All good. :)

Insanity Sauce though is just inedible, once barbecued some chicken with it - wasn't particularly popular.

I eat it on almost everything. it's yummy.

magicmike 05-14-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman
I was introduced to Daves Products while living in Jackson Hole WY, I was on the ski patrol, and we had a party at the lodge one evening. One guy brought this in, said, I will give anyone a hundred bucks if they can dip a chip into this sauce, eat it, and not take a drink for 5 mins.
I rose to the challenge, being the connoisseur I am of hot sauces, well, to make a long hot story short, I didnt win the money, but did suffer blisters to my tongue and burped up the taste for 2 days after.

Beer didnt help, bread didnt help, ice cream didnt help, nothing did, but time, it finally let up about 2 hours later.

There's a bar in town that serves these chicken wings with retarded sauce on them like your talking about, you sign a waiver before you eat em, and if you can finish them all they are free. They give you surgical gloves to wear while you eat em, cause the sauce will stay on your skin for a few days after.

A buddy of mine ordered them, and after a few bites of one gave up, I had a few beers in me so I gave it a shot, ate one down... the hottest thing I've ever tried, and I love hot sauce / food.

My buddy ended up puking it up at the table, I lasted about 10 minutes longer.

Milk, bread, beer all don't help...

I went to the store next door to the bar and picked up a pack of Juicy Fruit gum it kinda worked, after the gum I felt better in about 30 mins. But man was it nasty, especially if you puke it up and get it in your nose / sinuses damn.

Basically its so hot etc, it makes your stomach feel rotten and you just want to puke. I like hot foods but you'd have to gradually increase your tollerence to spicy foods before you could eat these...

Makes habanero's taste like sugar.

quiet 05-14-2003 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Just make sure you wash your hands after handling the hot peppers.... *especially* if you're gonna fool around after dinner.

Habanero/jalapeno foreplay is not for everyone!!!

no doubt

Rose Crans 05-14-2003 12:02 PM

Where is Cholula in this range of hot, hotter, hotterer?

voodooman 05-14-2003 12:02 PM

Ever get pissed off at a girlfriend/wife?

Wanna easy way out of the relationship?

Do this.

Setup candles, prepare a nice meal, set the mood with
correct lighting, music, etc..

Hide a habanero somewhere maybe under the sofa, go down on your girl after the dinner, pull out the pepper, and use it for a dildo.

You will NEVER have to worry about that girl again.

Thats right, I need :helpme

:winkwink:

voodooman 05-14-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rose Crans
Where is Cholula in this range of hot, hotter, hotterer?
Ist still pretty low on the scoville unit scale, slightly higher than tabassco.

Rose Crans 05-14-2003 12:25 PM

Thanks, I was wondering.

Mr. Jim 05-14-2003 12:39 PM

In most MRE's (meals ready to eat) the standard issue packaged rations in the armed forces, the accessory pack has a bottle of tobasco. Most of the meals (at least ten years ago) werwe not very good and I used tobasco as a way to add flavor and have been hooked ever since. I use it in my marinades for chicken and steak and i refuse to tell anyone what my "spice" is in the marinade


Tobasco is the shit


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:38 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123