theking

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try
not to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage

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