Some of the fucked up emails I get. (Please explain this to me)

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  • notinmybackyard
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2012
    • 3230
    #1

    Some of the fucked up emails I get. (Please explain this to me)

    I got this email today

    Non-Binary Dérive
    I think it would be interesting to go on a few masked escapades. I think we'd have plenty to discuss.

    For those familiar with psychogeography or dérive, an interesting activity might be to query a quantum computer for a truly random location within a radius of ≥1km. Going on intent-driven walks to such locations often has fascinating results, but is not for the faint of heart. If glitching the landscape with an agender accomplice sounds intriguing to you, let me know!
    I have NO idea who this person is or what they're talking about.
    officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.
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    • sarettah
      see you later, I'm gone
      • Oct 2002
      • 14298
      #2
      It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out and walk to random places with random people in your local area?"

      .
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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40906
          #3
          Originally posted by sarettah
          It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out with and walk to random places with random non-binary people in your local area?"

          .
          I fixed it. You left out the non-binary part.

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            • notinmybackyard
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2012
              • 3230
              #4
              Originally posted by sarettah
              It means "Hey, do you want to go hang out and walk to random places with random people in your local area?"

              .
              Seriously???

              So is this like one of these Hindus that learn english from the Internet and now just speaks fucked up?
              officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.

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                • Ferus
                  Bye - Left to do stuff
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 4108
                  #5
                  Welcome to the interwebs - its called "getting past a spamfilter" ei. "the perfect trailer" where you dont know whats going on, and end up verifying the mail get is received and seen.

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                    • ruff
                      I have a plan B
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5507
                      #6
                      Don't waste too much of your life on emails you should just delete.
                      CryptoFeeds

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                        • notinmybackyard
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 3230
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ruff
                          Don't waste too much of your life on emails you should just delete.
                          Normally I do.

                          But it's 2020 and unfortunately not my generation.

                          I have to keep myself informed on how people of today think in order to keep making money.
                          officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.

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                            • ruff
                              I have a plan B
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 5507
                              #8
                              Originally posted by notinmybackyard
                              Normally I do.

                              But it's 2020 and unfortunately not my generation.

                              I have to keep myself informed on how people of today think in order to keep making money.
                              Good luck with that. My son is 16 going on 17 and gives no fucks about having or driving a car. What's up with that?
                              CryptoFeeds

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                                • HairyChick
                                  Slowly dying
                                  • Sep 2012
                                  • 3091
                                  #9
                                  I got nine spam emails from an outlook email address. One of the emails was about PayPaal. Yes, that’s the spelling.

                                  Or “u lik cvs farmcee! We gotta medeeson 4 u! Clik us 2 bi r medeeson!”

                                  Yeah, okay.
                                  *****************************************
                                  Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                  *****************************************

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                                    • CLSC
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2016
                                      • 32
                                      #10
                                      The reason spam emails are spelled like shit and have glaringly obvious syntax is because smart people see through that shit. The people that respond are tip of the iceberg idiots who'll gladly give up their life savings to a cold email.

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                                        • HeitorMartini
                                          Registered User
                                          • Oct 2020
                                          • 8
                                          #11
                                          I receive such letters once a week, it's not nice that someone thinks that I can believe it.
                                          https://www.telecomasia.net/

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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94733
                                              #12
                                              Google Guy Debord ...

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