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Constantly feeling your balls during a first date is;

04-25-2001, 07:44 PM

1) Showing your date that you are trying to increase your sperm count

2) that you would rather feel yourself than sleep with her

3) a subliminal message that your balls are very heavy and you want her to feel them

or?

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04-25-2001, 07:45 PM

A guarantee to no 2nd date
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04-25-2001, 07:51 PM

There full and you want her to empty them.

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04-25-2001, 08:11 PM

I'm with April! lol Or it could be a precursor to getting a high heel stuck in them!

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04-25-2001, 08:12 PM

You think you are micheal jordan out of retirement.

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04-25-2001, 08:21 PM

one of the following:
a. you have jock itch
b. std
c. your showing her YOUR need to be touched
d. your a freakin IDIOT
e. all of the above

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04-25-2001, 10:02 PM

Constantly feeling your balls during a first date is:

1) Indication that you just shaved your balls for the first time before the date & forgot to use baby powder

2) Her sister gave you crabs the night before

3) You're trying to find a subtle way of finding out she's a transsexual without grabbing HER balls

4) She just gave you a mind-boggling kiss & you felt your balls burst instead of your toes tingling

5) She just told you that she once dated your best friend & she admited that he "lost" his balls in the Gulf War

6) You're actually dating your third cousin who just had a sex change & you got the balls

7) She's a golf player & you thought you try for a hole in one

8) You forgot to wear your underwear & your jeans are chafing

9) You put your underwear on backyards after you farted in them earlier & now you have a rash

10) She accidently brushed your groin area & you thought she was trying to cope a feel

11) You forgot to wash your dick before the date

12) Your viaga is kicking in way too soon

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04-25-2001, 10:07 PM

I'm gonna hafta agree w/ jamdin on #1...or your just a freaking horn-dog and ya want her to know!
Just don't look at her w/ your tongue hanging out when your doing that & any excuse should be believable. At least that's what has worked for me in the past...lol.

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04-25-2001, 10:10 PM

OR...you can just turn to her and say, "Babydoll...I really need to get laid. You game!?".

Just lemme know how that works for you...

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04-26-2001, 10:25 AM

ignorant...my ex-boyfriend had a problem with this and it was extremely annoying as well as embarassing in public...

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04-26-2001, 02:55 PM

Ladies, ladies.........What's with the testical torture?

Are you ladies implying that a man stroking or rubbing his balls is a turn off?

1. If us men saw a women stroking and rubbing her tits through her shirt you know that could really make a guy hard.

So why is it so much the opposite if a women sees a man rubbing his nuts?

2. What if he just needed to shift into a more comfortable position and didn't want to miss any of the movie by going to the bathroom to do it?

3. Or, what if having a beautiful girl sit so close to him has aroused him to the point that he needed to re-adjust himself?

Wouldn't that be in the least bit flattering?

All these things have happened to me at some time.

And you're talking about kicking him in the balls with high heels on- among other brutal things!

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04-26-2001, 09:08 PM

Well Dank,
Most Usually when you see a guy scratching his balls it is usually followed by a five second burp, and a fart to match. Versus a woman rubbing her tits or twat usually means your gonna get some!

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04-26-2001, 10:45 PM

AMEN ;-)

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04-27-2001, 12:24 AM

I am very sneaky when it comes to playing with my balls on a date.. I go through my pocket.. I have a whole cut in my pants pocket, and my fingers can jump right in for a little pocket pool at my lesiure.

The date never knows, and I can have a little fun with my marbles!

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04-27-2001, 04:15 AM

dank, yes, that is what we are saying.

here is the big difference between men and women - if a woman rubs her crotch on a date, the guy gets excited. if a man rubs his crotch on a date, women feel he has no class.

the REAL man fantasy is that women are excited in the same way men are...

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04-27-2001, 05:52 AM

<font size=4>YOU NEED TO EMPTY THEM ... BEFORE SOMEONE GET SHOT !!

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04-27-2001, 06:59 AM

Good point, HotTropicalBabes.

basschick, I hear ya.

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04-27-2001, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by aprilkorova:
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04-27-2001, 11:09 AM

Another difference between a girl rubbing or grabbing herself and a guy rubbing or grabbing himself is this:
--> a girl will typically do it in private or in front of a significant other
--> a guy will do it ANYWHERE: in public, at work, at dinner, while sleeping, during sex, when meeting someone new for the first time, etc. etc....

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04-28-2001, 04:06 AM

muffy, what you say is true HOWEVER a guy would LIKE the woman he is with - or even women just in public - to grab or stroke themselves in public.

almost all exposure arrests are men showing their dicks - almost no women showing anything... and boys are taught to pee at a urinal in front of other boys, whereas little girls are usually taught to hide any nudity.

if most men could only work these differences out, and figure out how to work with them, they'd get laid a lot more!

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