Cops With A Sense of Humor - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 09-18-2020, 12:50 PM

A local Walmart was robbed of $600 in merchandise yesterday by a “masked dirtbag” according to the local police.

The police posted a story online that had many people laughing. Gotta love the story!

“From the Dartmouth Police Department:

“Calling all cAHs…Calling all cAHs

DPD is looking for some help identifying this masked dirtbag, who decided to steal about $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart North Dartmouth earlier today.

After fleeing the store, he exited stage left in a Ford Mustang.

Though he will undoubtedly attempt to either pawn or sell most of the items that he stole, we are 100% certain that he will be keeping the following two (2) items for his own personal use:

1) A vacuum – because he sucks!
2) New underwear – because he will most certainly be 💩ing in his pants when he sees that his picture went on blast 🚀

If you have any information that can help us identify him, you are encouraged to either send us a private message or call Detective Kyle Costa at 508-910-1755.”

Thank you!”

Grapesoda · 09-18-2020, 01:22 PM

If the cops did that in cally they would sued by the government. Local and state

CurrentlySober · 09-18-2020, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HairyChick

💩ing in his pants

i like...

HairyChick · 09-18-2020, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i like...

I thought of you when I saw the emoji!

pornguy · 09-21-2020, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

If the cops did that in cally they would sued by the government. Local and state

and some how it would be racist.

Grapesoda · 09-21-2020, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

and some how it would be racist.

and nazi

Lexi BongaCash · 09-23-2020, 01:03 AM

Also curious about the consequences. But they do have a sense of humor :D

HairyChick · 09-23-2020, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lexi BongaCash

Also curious about the consequences. But they do have a sense of humor :D

I haven’t read an update for this story yet. He’s probably hiding the Mustang for a while.

baddog · 09-23-2020, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

If the cops did that in cally they would sued by the government. Local and state

Wrong. Riverside Sherrif is entertaining

09-18-2020, 12:50 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Cops With A Sense of Humor A local Walmart was robbed of $600 in merchandise yesterday by a “masked dirtbag” according to the local police. The police posted a story online that had many people laughing. Gotta love the story! “From the Dartmouth Police Department: “Calling all cAHs…Calling all cAHs DPD is looking for some help identifying this masked dirtbag, who decided to steal about $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart North Dartmouth earlier today. After fleeing the store, he exited stage left in a Ford Mustang. Though he will undoubtedly attempt to either pawn or sell most of the items that he stole, we are 100% certain that he will be keeping the following two (2) items for his own personal use: 1) A vacuum – because he sucks! 2) New underwear – because he will most certainly be 💩ing in his pants when he sees that his picture went on blast 🚀 If you have any information that can help us identify him, you are encouraged to either send us a private message or call Detective Kyle Costa at 508-910-1755.” Thank you!” __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

09-18-2020, 01:22 PM	#2
Grapesoda your favorite band sucks! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,236	If the cops did that in cally they would sued by the government. Local and state __________________ I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned. $.02

09-23-2020, 01:03 AM	#7
Lexi BongaCash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 311	Also curious about the consequences. But they do have a sense of humor :D __________________ Skype live:lexi_878 ICQ 746062845 email [email protected] telegram@lexi_bc