100 pig violations

:1orglaugh so they say..

I would, but I'll be too busy.

Besides, who would want to meet me anyway?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There are so many fine ass rich girls in Gig Harbor. :Graucho

WTF - you're too busy to spare a couple hours, throw back a couple beers, and hang out with 70 + industry fucks?

what are you doing saturday that is soooo important?

I'm going camping for the weekend on the Columbia River. :glugglug

blah blah blah .... aren't i special =)

I already posted this in another thread but I will post it again here.

If anybody in the Portland area needs a lift, I have room for 3 more.

I don't get it. It's a RIVER, right? Vs. Nekkid chicks and networking ops galore???

The river is going to be there next weekend.:ticking

AaronM,

I will expect you to come pick us up in Vancouver. With a car full of Skid Row tapes blaring.

Are there actually (seriously) going to be some women there?

Large groups of men make me nervous!

Im thinking I may be able to make it if some (gal) would make me her date for the day up there. Need some kind of incentive. BrettJ as my date wont be enough.

Id have to leave the party around midnight though since I have to be in Eugene at 8:00 am Sunday morning for the grand opening of the family resturant, but im starting to think it is dooable to come up for the day for the party and just leave early and get no sleep for my resturant opening.

hmmmm.

Tell me more about the sales reps from pornkings.. Are they hot?

ANd how bout this wet t-shirt contest. Was that for models or something, or was that something AaronM and I were expected to do?

My son needs one. Can you hook him up?

anyone?

i can wear a tight shirt and be in the tshirt contest if you really want.

yeh there will be some females.

you're welcome to come up.

you should bring some girls with you - for the Wet T-contest

250$ first place - cash prize

however - since the HomeGrown/ThrillHammer place is in the middle of a residential neighborhood - we're gonna have to do the contest inside the house - which is way cool of Farrell to let us do it anyway.

so we'll set up a 10 foot inflatable pool in the kitchen...

wish i could have made this party...

looks like there will be a good turn out of webmasters!

I do believe Roger's reputation speaks for itself on that score, unfortunately he won't be here for everyone's viewing pleasure.

Good thing there is a preacher living in the house next door... I think some souls are going to need saving....

It will be fun 4 sure

wish I could make it

Dormangels crew knows how to party :)

Hey BrettJ,

Looks like I'll see you there! Yeah you don't know me, but I work with Pornkings as a designer/web developer. So I guess this will be my first "imersion" into the porn-ness. Looking forward to meeting you. See you there!

Well, Brett, I made the call. I'm going to see if I can swap days with my ex so I can make it.

Only if we can go to the mullet club again though :)

Some hot meat in that place...

*burp*

anyone tried ice wine?

personally i hate it.

its like a boozy slurpee

is that the shit they make with winter grapes -

sounds VERY COOL.....

but i think i recall it tastes like a zinfandel - and i'm not into white wines as is - and that's the extreme of NASTY White....

i'll try anything once though

will there be bukkake shots?

Yes. Definently. Tim has already volunteered!

where the fuck is the mullet club?

Brett's bathroom.

We just bought the food for this thing. Fuckin Costco people laughed at us for having that much meat and chips in three shopping carts. Gonna be some good grub at this event.

On the Menu;
Steak, Chicken, Burgers, Hot Dogs, Salmon, Sausages, all kinds of chips and dips (not counting Tim and Brett)

We bought the liquor the other day, and set it all out on my kitchen counter. Brett's parents swung by and saw all that booze on the counter, so now they think I am Nicolas Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas"

You better show people, or the Homegrown and the Dormangels staff are gonna turn into some fat, drunk ass pornographers!!!

Don't worry. I can pack that food away fo' sho'. Daphna of The Thrillhammer can vouch for me on that one.:thumbsup

I'm going to fast now in preparation.

Go for it man. We'll have plenty for ya! Just bring your appetite, and your favorite wet T-shirt contestant (female only, no bringing your cousin Bob)

Besides sponsoring, I will be bringing a few bottles of wine and a bottle of Patron tequila.

Gee, how am I gonna break it to Bob now? He was goin to do it bra-less too.:helpme

There is going to be alcohol at this event? Is that appropriate for a prayer meeting?

I am picking up the grill in the morning...I can wait this is going to be a blast!

Will bibles be provided or is it byob (bring your own bible) LOL!!

20+ bottles of liquor, 2 kegs, 1 pony keg, ....need I say more.

Just about 2 hours away. If you're in the Seattle area, com'on down and introduce yourself.

See ya there! :thumbsup

It was raining like a bitch here last night. I thought you people ordered some nice weather for this gathering?

So far so good for today...I am keeping my fingers crossed.

Headpimp's neighbors are teasing my dog. I think I will help him over the fence so he can chase the little bastards.

gonna need more than that if im comming - porn makes me thirsty