the simpsons. HAHHAHAAAA

I love the episode where homer gets a gun and puts "speed holes" in the hood of his car

W00T! 100 baby

Bart replaced the answering machine tape with on of some old dude singing "hello motha.. hello fatha... here i am at... camp cronada" homer checks the answering machine and yells out "Marge.. is Lisa at camp cronada?"

marge: bart, are you ready for your history test?

bart: yeah, ask me anything!

marge: ok, who was george washington carver?

bart: he was..... uh..... the guy who chopped up george washington




post more, biatchez.

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."


Homer: "Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

Homer: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"We need some more secret sauce. Put the mayonnaise in the sun." -- Manager at Krusty Burger

Homer: "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

I really like Chief Wiggum's zingers myself:

"Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around."

"Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands?"


Dr. Nick Riviera: Don't worry, Homer, you won't feel a thing. These drugs will make the operation seem like a wonderful dream.

(Punches Homer out, and injects himself with the drugs!)

Ralph eats the berries "what's do they taste like Ralph" Ralph - "it tastes like burning"

Sadly I can't remember the exact quote, but I think it was the episode where the teachers go on strike, could be wrong about that. Principal Skinner is talking to a shaken up substitute teacher named Mr. Glasscock. I won't even try and spit out the quote, the name of the teacher should be enough to jog it from someones memory.

And let's not forget the all gay steel mill.

"Hot stuff comin' through!"

One of my favorites for sure

Simpsons are

That one was on last night.... hehe

[reading an invitation to the barbeque]
"You're invited to our BBBQ"
"Dad, whats that extra B for?"

[Homer opens the invitation]
"The extra B is for BYOBB."
"Whats THAT extra B for?"
"Thats a typo"

hahaha, yes, that was brilliant.

simpsons, homer doing the tron thing. that has to be my favorite one to date

Kent Brockman: ".. and the kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. and on a lighter note, the quickie mart clerk apu was brutally murdered last night"

1. Homer: "Mmmmm. Sacri-licious".

2. When they visit Bronson instead of Branson, MO and all the residents speak like Charles Bronson: Baby to mother after asking for a cookie and getting told no: "This ain't ovah!"

3. Homer spraying his eggs with Marge's pepper spray: "Mmmm. Incompasitating."


Kills me each time.

Aim low, then noone will care how far you go.

I just had to post this, ahaha.


Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, will you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Lisa, pass your father the syrup.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products.
Bart: You dipping your sausages in that syrup home boy?
Homer: Marge, please tell Bart I just want to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning?
Marge: Tell him yourself, it's Lisa you're ignoring, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not talking to me, and second of all I heard what you said!
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uh, Dad? Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!

My fav episodes are always the monkey ones:

#1. Where Homer Gets the Helper Monkey

"Marge leave the monkey alone his cholestorel's sky high"

#2. The Diamond mining one where Jane Goodall is using the chimps to get all the diamonds in South Africa.

Billy: "Umm, Mr. McLure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"

Troy: "No, just ignorant. See Billy, your crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian."

Scientist: "Uh..."

Troy: "He'll tell you that in nature, one creature invariably eats another."

(dog eats frisbee, hawk flys off with sheep, shark grabs gorilla)

Troy: "Don't kid yourself Billy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."