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TSharp · 05-11-2003, 10:04 PM

...when your a 20 year old that has never had a girlfriend, never had sex & barely ever gets a date becuz you aint got no game & their usually taken cuz some asshole brainwashed her & now your all alone with nobody & you NEEED a girl right now, but still dont know where to look????

huh!?

damn women...why must they be so difficult...

i dont even need the sex, i just want a steady girlfriend, is that so much to ask???

excuse me while i go jump off a bridge into some river where ill float safely to sea & live with the fishes...

p00p · 05-11-2003, 10:05 PM

Get EscortBiz to hook you up.....

detoxed · 05-11-2003, 10:05 PM

you post on GFY

MiLo · 05-11-2003, 10:07 PM

why do you want a relationship? nothing but trouble...

Monique Niccole · 05-11-2003, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TSharp
i dont even need the sex, i just want a steady girlfriend, is that so much to ask???

Get a hooker. You can get her to come over every now and then just to "talk"

Spunky · 05-11-2003, 10:09 PM

Grab a sock, paint some lipstick on it and call her Betty

Dirty F · 05-11-2003, 10:10 PM

Hehe, life is so unfair.

Honestly (altho most of the time im to drunk to have sex http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/showth...hreadid=133060 ) ive had like 7 different girls in my bed the last 20 days and i didnt had to do shit for it.

BlueDesignStudios · 05-11-2003, 10:12 PM

My friend did the figures on getting a hooker vs a girlfriend, worked out it's actually cheaper with a hooker, so maybe that's a better way to go

detoxed · 05-11-2003, 10:12 PM

actually im in the same situation, except i have had g/f's and I have had sex, just no good prospects at the moment.

TSharp · 05-11-2003, 10:15 PM

2nd problem. not enough money for a hooker & no place to MYSELF to have her...$7.50 an hour/38 hours a week aint doin it....im not a porn site webmaster like alot of u guyz...

Dirty F · 05-11-2003, 10:17 PM

Hahaha crying for help about girls on a webmaster board doesnt make alot of sense...

You should see these people in real life on conventions...then you'd know what i mean.

Find a dating board or something.

Spunky · 05-11-2003, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TSharp
2nd problem. not enough money for a hooker & no place to MYSELF to have her...$7.50 an hour/38 hours a week aint doin it....im not a porn site webmaster like alot of u guyz...

hhmmm...yup I would kill myself..there is no hope

hybrid · 05-11-2003, 10:18 PM

Is there a link in AFF's memeber's area to GFY or something?

TSharp · 05-11-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Hahaha crying for help about girls on a webmaster board doesnt make alot of sense...

You should see these people in real life on conventions...then you'd know what i mean.

Find a dating board or something.

ya, i know man. but im bored, so what better place to come then GFY?

Dirty F · 05-11-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TSharp

ya, i know man. but im bored, so what better place to come then GFY?

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Is this actually an interesting place for people who dont even run sites?

SomeCreep · 05-11-2003, 10:23 PM

Like the others have said, save up some of your money from signups and pay for a hooker. Have her sit on your face and do other dirty stuff to you. After you'll feel fine.

StupidFuckingWhore · 05-11-2003, 10:24 PM

i feel your pain guy. tho you won't get much sympathy around here, no offence to the fine patrons here but most don't seem interested in deep mental relationships and rather just take the sex. thats not for me tho, and finding a girl seems to prove difficult. well finding the right girl that is. i could get some slut or some boring chick who loves to 'shop and party' but i can't stand that. keep the faith and go out and meet ppl, forget bars, you won't find anyone worthwhile there but maybe coffeeshops or something. i don't know. but good luck.

MattO · 05-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Don't worry, you're only 20. When you get a full time girl you'll wish you were still single.

Bobby Fissure · 05-12-2003, 09:03 AM

Captain Obvious to the rescue.

1. Work on acquiring wealth. Then get yourself a nice car and a decent place to live.

2. Improve your looks. Lose a few pounds if you're chubby, gain a few pounds if you're too skinny; and most importantly, get ripped. After that, don't be afraid to go under the knife. A chin implant and a nose job can turn you from geeky to studly in a matter of a few hours.

3. If you're shy around girls, take some pills. I'm shy by nature, but when I have 40 mg of valium in me I could try to seduce Pam Anderson. I'd fail, but I wouldn't be afraid to try anyway! The key when you talk to a girl is to ask her a lot of questions. Try to be interested in a her as a person, not just as a potential sex partner.

4. There's a shy girl somewhere who is neither slutty nor interested in assholes. She's usually alone at the library or at home surfing the web. And you know, sometimes she's not bad looking once you remove her glasses and get her to smile. They make the best girlfriends. Take it from me.

[Labret] · 05-12-2003, 09:07 AM

Listen, you dont need a woman. As soon as you get one you will realize a type of hell that you have never experienced. You poor schmuck, you have no idea what you are in for.

You think you are hurting now because you dont have someone to hug you? Untuck your cock from your vagina and be a fucking man.

Enjoy your freedom while you can jackass, because soon enough some fat bitch is gonna take it all away.

Ludedude · 05-12-2003, 09:11 AM

Here's all the info you need http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=423&page=1

good luck

Va2k · 05-12-2003, 09:12 AM

Hey man at least ya don't look like me

But im sorta in that same position, But it's my own fault, Ive been married, dated, fucked and all I want now is my fetish type girlfriend. I want a girl that is so skinny you can count each rib, and each of her backbones, I want her thighs so small like the tip of a baseball bat, I want her to have a nice ass, SMALL SMALL tits and be a brunette. She must have all here teeth, and be shaven, Untill then I will stay single and fuck what ever cums my way for my website. NOW Unless I meet a girl that has the same interest as me, like the same type of sex I like, then I may drop my fetish *shrugs* good luck, I wish I was in my 20's again

TOM

mrthumbs · 05-12-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Listen, you dont need a woman. As soon as you get one you will realize a type of hell that you have never experienced. You poor schmuck, you have no idea what you are in for.

You think you are hurting now because you dont have someone to hug you? Untuck your cock from your vagina and be a fucking man.

Enjoy your freedom while you can jackass, because soon enough some fat bitch is gonna take it all away.

if that is your experience with women you probably didnt or dont know how to handle them.

Dont blame them for making your life miserable.
If the monster was able to you created that yourself.

Gianni Uomo · 05-12-2003, 04:34 PM

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05-11-2003, 10:04 PM	#1
TSharp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 120	what do u do when... ...when your a 20 year old that has never had a girlfriend, never had sex & barely ever gets a date becuz you aint got no game & their usually taken cuz some asshole brainwashed her & now your all alone with nobody & you NEEED a girl right now, but still dont know where to look???? huh!? damn women...why must they be so difficult... i dont even need the sex, i just want a steady girlfriend, is that so much to ask??? excuse me while i go jump off a bridge into some river where ill float safely to sea & live with the fishes...

05-11-2003, 10:05 PM	#2
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05-11-2003, 10:09 PM	#6
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05-11-2003, 10:05 PM	#3
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05-11-2003, 10:10 PM	#7
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Hehe, life is so unfair. Honestly (altho most of the time im to drunk to have sex http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/showth...hreadid=133060 ) ive had like 7 different girls in my bed the last 20 days and i didnt had to do shit for it.

05-11-2003, 10:15 PM	#10
TSharp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 120	2nd problem. not enough money for a hooker & no place to MYSELF to have her...$7.50 an hour/38 hours a week aint doin it....im not a porn site webmaster like alot of u guyz...

05-11-2003, 10:17 PM	#11
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Hahaha crying for help about girls on a webmaster board doesnt make alot of sense... You should see these people in real life on conventions...then you'd know what i mean. Find a dating board or something.

05-11-2003, 10:18 PM	#13
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Is there a link in AFF's memeber's area to GFY or something?

05-11-2003, 10:23 PM	#16
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Like the others have said, save up some of your money from signups and pay for a hooker. Have her sit on your face and do other dirty stuff to you. After you'll feel fine. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

05-11-2003, 10:24 PM	#17
StupidFuckingWhore Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 233	i feel your pain guy. tho you won't get much sympathy around here, no offence to the fine patrons here but most don't seem interested in deep mental relationships and rather just take the sex. thats not for me tho, and finding a girl seems to prove difficult. well finding the right girl that is. i could get some slut or some boring chick who loves to 'shop and party' but i can't stand that. keep the faith and go out and meet ppl, forget bars, you won't find anyone worthwhile there but maybe coffeeshops or something. i don't know. but good luck.

05-11-2003, 10:26 PM	#18
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Don't worry, you're only 20. When you get a full time girl you'll wish you were still single.

05-12-2003, 09:03 AM	#19
Bobby Fissure Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 380	Captain Obvious to the rescue. 1. Work on acquiring wealth. Then get yourself a nice car and a decent place to live. 2. Improve your looks. Lose a few pounds if you're chubby, gain a few pounds if you're too skinny; and most importantly, get ripped. After that, don't be afraid to go under the knife. A chin implant and a nose job can turn you from geeky to studly in a matter of a few hours. 3. If you're shy around girls, take some pills. I'm shy by nature, but when I have 40 mg of valium in me I could try to seduce Pam Anderson. I'd fail, but I wouldn't be afraid to try anyway! The key when you talk to a girl is to ask her a lot of questions. Try to be interested in a her as a person, not just as a potential sex partner. 4. There's a shy girl somewhere who is neither slutty nor interested in assholes. She's usually alone at the library or at home surfing the web. And you know, sometimes she's not bad looking once you remove her glasses and get her to smile. They make the best girlfriends. Take it from me.

05-12-2003, 09:07 AM	#20
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Listen, you dont need a woman. As soon as you get one you will realize a type of hell that you have never experienced. You poor schmuck, you have no idea what you are in for. You think you are hurting now because you dont have someone to hug you? Untuck your cock from your vagina and be a fucking man. Enjoy your freedom while you can jackass, because soon enough some fat bitch is gonna take it all away.

05-12-2003, 09:11 AM	#21
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Here's all the info you need http://www.consumptionjunction.com/f...?id=423&page=1 good luck __________________

05-12-2003, 09:12 AM	#22
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Hey man at least ya don't look like me But im sorta in that same position, But it's my own fault, Ive been married, dated, fucked and all I want now is my fetish type girlfriend. I want a girl that is so skinny you can count each rib, and each of her backbones, I want her thighs so small like the tip of a baseball bat, I want her to have a nice ass, SMALL SMALL tits and be a brunette. She must have all here teeth, and be shaven, Untill then I will stay single and fuck what ever cums my way for my website. NOW Unless I meet a girl that has the same interest as me, like the same type of sex I like, then I may drop my fetish shrugs good luck, I wish I was in my 20's again TOM __________________

05-12-2003, 04:34 PM	#24
Gianni Uomo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 218	my icq # is 241390609 Email me [email protected]