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WTF kind of bug is this?

05-11-2003, 07:32 PM

need some help, i found about 5 of these freakin bugs in the kitchen. i would think they are roaches but it doesnt really look like the pics i've seen... does anyone know what it is?

sorry about the pic, i couldnt get it to turn out.
oh and the bug was crushed by my shoe

-they are all black
-have some pincher type things in the front of the head
-can take a beating, i beat the shit out of one with a phone book and it lived

sorry the pic sucks, best i could do
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05-11-2003, 07:34 PM

it's a beetle. Totally fucking harmless.

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05-11-2003, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin
it's a beetle. Totally fucking harmless.

Yeah and he killed it

Lets all call the Humane Society on his ass

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05-11-2003, 07:40 PM

Still looks like a cockroach to me. Everyone seems to think all cockroaches look like the ones in the movies, but those are actually a specific breed of cockroach called the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. They use them because of their size and because they aren't germ-carrying roaches, and they're relatively docile and can be handled. There are HUNDREDS of types of cockroaches.

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http://www.roachcontrol.com/

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05-11-2003, 07:42 PM

It's gotta be a roach if it took a beating with a phonebook.
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05-11-2003, 07:42 PM

you bug abuser, you're going to jail. federal pound me in the ass prison.

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05-11-2003, 07:44 PM

looks like you should apply the newest patch.
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05-11-2003, 07:44 PM

Thats the deadly sars june bug Your going to die now

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05-11-2003, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Still looks like a cockroach to me. Everyone seems to think all cockroaches look like the ones in the movies, but those are actually a specific breed of cockroach called the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. They use them because of their size and because they aren't germ-carrying roaches, and they're relatively docile and can be handled. There are HUNDREDS of types of cockroaches.

Check this site, all kinds of good stuff on it.

http://www.roachcontrol.com/

It IS a lousy photo but it looks like a beetle esp. since it got that hard looking shell & pincers in the front. I live in FL, we have all kinds of bugs here, it always amazes me when people in other states don't know anything about bugs, you can't avoid them down here. Here's a pic of a beetle. Does this look like your bug?

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05-11-2003, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin
It IS a lousy photo but it looks like a beetle esp. since it got that hard looking shell & pincers in the front. I live in FL, we have all kinds of bugs here, it always amazes me when people in other states don't know anything about bugs, you can't avoid them down here. Here's a pic of a beetle. Does this look like your bug?

I've never heard of beetles travelling in groups of more than 1 :P He said there were like 5 or something of them.

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05-11-2003, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

I've never heard of beetles travelling in groups of more than 1 :P He said there were like 5 or something of them.

well, here's an easy answer. Beetles usually move slow as shit, roaches move fast as fuck, so which is it?

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05-11-2003, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Still looks like a cockroach to me. Everyone seems to think all cockroaches look like the ones in the movies, but those are actually a specific breed of cockroach called the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. They use them because of their size and because they aren't germ-carrying roaches, and they're relatively docile and can be handled. There are HUNDREDS of types of cockroaches.

Check this site, all kinds of good stuff on it.

http://www.roachcontrol.com/

Thanks but none of those have the pinchers looking things in the front....

I saw some pics of beetles and thats what it is.....
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05-11-2003, 07:53 PM

Im going to say it looks like the one in the middle
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05-11-2003, 07:54 PM

Some kind of a stag beetle or a weavel?

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05-11-2003, 07:55 PM

Harmless or not do you want this looking at you in the morning?
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05-11-2003, 07:57 PM

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Harmless or not do you want this looking at you in the morning?

Hmmm, reminds me of my ex-girlfriend in the morning...

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05-11-2003, 07:58 PM

Those fuckers will crawl into your ear at night and lay their eggs.

You better move your bed into the center of the room and put a circle of table salt around it to keep them out.

Also, check your sheets before you climb in, they could already have a nest in there.
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05-11-2003, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

I've never heard of beetles travelling in groups of more than 1 :P He said there were like 5 or something of them.

I would said I killed about 5 in the past 3-4 day's.. I found one stuggling by my door like upside down moving his legs, I guess my roach & ant killer i sprayed over there worked against it... or maybe my cat was messing with it.. either way I crushed him
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05-11-2003, 08:02 PM

I think it's a dung beetle. Have you been shitting on your floor?
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05-11-2003, 08:04 PM

I think its like a queen ant, sort of thing. - Some queen ants have wings, but not ALL of them.
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05-11-2003, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by evildick
Those fuckers will crawl into your ear at night and lay their eggs.

You better move your bed into the center of the room and put a circle of table salt around it to keep them out.

Also, check your sheets before you climb in, they could already have a nest in there.

haha, WTF? Beetles don't lay eggs in your ear! I think you're thinking of ear mites, dude, and they only go after cats & dogs not humans. Most beetles are pretty big, you'd feel that fucker if it got anywhere near your ear. Like I said, they're slow moving & harmless & they don't carry tons of diseases like roaches but bugbomb your house if you want to get rid of 'em.

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05-11-2003, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin
haha, WTF? Beetles don't lay eggs in your ear! I think you're thinking of ear mites, dude, and they only go after cats & dogs not humans. Most beetles are pretty big, you'd feel that fucker if it got anywhere near your ear. Like I said, they're slow moving & harmless & they don't carry tons of diseases like roaches but bugbomb your house if you want to get rid of 'em.

Ha. I was just trying to give him the creeps.
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05-11-2003, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by evildick

Ha. I was just trying to give him the creeps.

haha, oh sorry, I fucked it up then.
yea, 'dem beetles are some HIV/SARS spreading motherfuckers, they crawl into your ear & burrow into your brain to lay their eggs! Getting a voodoo priestess over to purge the bad beetle spirits from your house is the only way to get rid of them... Listen to evildick, evildick speaks the Truth...

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05-11-2003, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin
haha, oh sorry, I fucked it up then.
yea, 'dem beetles are some HIV/SARS spreading motherfuckers, they crawl into your ear & burrow into your brain to lay their eggs! Getting a voodoo priestess over to purge the bad beetle spirits from your house is the only way to get rid of them... Listen to evildick, evildick speaks the Truth...

That's more like it.

I was going to post that picture of the guy with maggots all over his head to somehow tie it in to beetles crawling in your ear, but I guess it's too late now.
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