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CDSmith · 05-11-2003, 08:25 PM

If you are in a zone where you haven't yet seen the final show which airs tonight, the WTF are you doing clicking here??? Shoo.... g'wan.... GIT. Idiot.

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The finale, especially this one, where you get to see all the women wearing makeup and their hair all done up etc..... as opposed to what women REALLY look like......... well, I'll just say this much....... us men are fucking spoiled rotten. If there was no such thing as makeup, no foundation, no eye liner, no rip gross...... all our sites would be amateur/reality. BITTER reality at that. :D

Anyway, I missed the first hour of this episode, and caught only the panel questions and the voting. I didn't see how it came to be between Jenna and Matt....... and I was left with the impression that these two hooked up along the way. Did they? She was clinging to him a lot.

Are we to really believe that Prost jet-ski'ed all the way from S. America to New York? Damn that guy is fit.

Other than "Survivor sucks" (real constructive there chief) anyone have any thoughts on the finale, or comments regarding their choice for the next one starting in the fall? (on a string of islands off of Panema on the Pacific side). Would you go on it? Matt, the guy who lost tonight, said he lost 31 pounds while out there..... Jenna lost something like 27 pounds, so did that skinny school teacher chick with the fake tits..... Heidi.... she looked like a cuetip with eyeballs in some of those shots.

Sly_RJ · 05-11-2003, 08:27 PM

Survivor blows.

NaughtyAlysha · 05-11-2003, 08:31 PM

I was hoping Matt would win... I thought he was cute.

Alysha
http://www.naughtyalysha.com
http://www.alyshacash.com

CDSmith · 05-11-2003, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAlysha
I was hoping Matt would win... I thought he was cute.

What about that whole "psycho-machete-sharpening" thing with him? He seemed for a while there like he was about to go Freddy Krueger on everyone.

In the end though, he did come off as a pretty nice dude. The money could have gone either way.

05-11-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

Are we to really believe that Prost jet-ski'ed all the way from S. America to New York? Damn that guy is fit.

That was corny as hell... they cut to a shot of him sliding sideways on the jet ski and he looks up and sees the statue of liberty. I'm surprised they didn't throw in a Rudy Guliani cameo.

Hopefully nude pictures of some of the female contestants will surface soon.

I don't think that Matt guy tapped her ass, but I sure would have tried if I was him. Then again, I'd probably hit on the deaf chick too, so that doesn't mean much.

CDSmith · 05-11-2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

That was corny as hell... they cut to a shot of him sliding sideways on the jet ski and he looks up and sees the statue of liberty. I'm surprised they didn't throw in a Rudy Guliani cameo.

Hopefully nude pictures of some of the female contestants will surface soon.

I don't think that Matt guy tapped her ass, but I sure would have tried if I was him. Then again, I'd probably hit on the deaf chick too, so that doesn't mean much.

I kind of liked that deaf chick too. Wouldn't say she was "hot" zactly... but she'd be fun.

I almost expected Prost to get attacked by 3 guys outside the subway terminal and he goes into a wild kung-fu jag and kicks ass to protect the 7 votes in the voting jug. That would have been kewl.

Pipecrew · 05-11-2003, 09:00 PM

I was hoping the host would of either drowned or been shot in new york at one point..... He looked soo gay on that jetski it wasnt even funny, Specially when he first got on and made that totally unecessary turn at top speed, I was hoping he would of rolled it over, its happend to me a few times.

I hope they cancel survivor, the show is consistently getting worse ratings every year, apparently only canadians watch it now.

The last episode, was the first one I watched, and I can sense I didnt miss much.

Carrie · 05-11-2003, 09:12 PM

Actually Pipecrew this season boosted ratings tremendously.

I applaud Mark Burnett for Jeff's tour through New York City. He had the time and money to make a statement, and he made it on a show that people all over the world but especially here in the States are watching... "Look, our Statue of Liberty still stands, we're not afraid to go in the subways of New York City, we're not afraid to walk through the streets of New York City - the terrorists FAILED. We're still here and we're unafraid."
Damn straight. Two thumbs up, Mark.

I wish Matt had gotten it - I don't think Jenna deserved it whatsoever. The machete sharpening thing was overplayed - Matt is a detailed guy who does what needs to be done and he said a few times during the show that without the machetes they can't live. It's important to keep it sharp and care for it - since it's one of the most important things of your survival, he did that.

Heidi? Puhlease. Even with all the makeup on she wasn't all that - she looked like a Q-Tip with trowels of makeup and silicone tits. Jeff brought up a good point there too, during the season she made a LOT of decisions that directly conflicted with the message she should be giving to the kids she teaches - fuck her and her vanity. She's a stuck-up, vain little bitch and the whole world knows it now.

Carrie · 05-11-2003, 09:20 PM

PS - CD, no Matt and Jenna didn't hook up during the last few days. The "hanging all over Matt" was a surprise to everyone else too. Maybe once they got back to the States and Jenna saw how Matt looked normally (with more weight on him and without that devil-looking goatee) she went into "Oh my god - a MAN!!!" mode. Or who knows, she could've been doing it to slap Alex in the face and make him jealous. (All of the Survivors who are kicked out are held there until the end of the entire ordeal, so Alex and Shawna had quite a bit of time to get closer whilst Jenna was still in the game.) Anyhoo... who cares?

The next-to-last immunity challenge Jenna won, so Butch was voted out. Then in the very last immunity challenge they had to stand on very small posts holding a heavy headdress up in the air - an act of both balance and endurance. Matt purposely threw that one so that he wouldn't get immunity and be the person having to make the decision to vote someone else out (therefore risking having that person vote against him). Jenna won immunity and took Matt with her to - in her words - make it *look* as if she were a big enough person to take the more deserving guy with her rather than the one she could easily beat.

CDSmith · 05-11-2003, 09:42 PM

I took the machete sharpening thing to be a joke mostly, that's why I mentioned it. But it always strikes me as funny that the survivor contestants always bitch and whine at each other's deceipt/playing/lying.... yet it's a fucking game. A GAME people! Playing and lying is part of it. You can't win without alliances, and in order to play the alliance game you invariably HAVE to stab your buddy in the back at some point. It's a given. Why they get all stupid and serious about it is beyond me.

Good point about the NYC thing. Hadn't really thought of it in those terms.

I did like the scene where Christie (the deaf chick) described Jenna and Heidi as her evil step-sisters.

Thomas N · 05-11-2003, 10:22 PM

Final show sucked badly. That's 3 Survivors in a row that have ended like shit. I am fucking sick of how they creatively edit the final couple episodes to make whoever is going to win, look like a good person so that everyone will have a nice big lovey dovey finale show and all the home viewers will feel like the good guy won.

Jenna is a total bitch for 36 days but then suddenly the last 3 days she is so great? Even Probst commented on her miraculous transformation. Nothing more than playing the home audience like a bunch of fools.

And the reunion show. OMFG that was by FAR the worst reunion show EVER. Even worse than the Rosie Odonnel hosted Reunion 2 seasons back, which I thought was impossible to be worse than.

I mean they covered NOTHING! Rob was the entire show this season, the ENTIRE show. Without him the show would have been total shit. Like he said, all but 2 of the people voted out, were voted out because of HIM. He controlled it all. So how much do they talk to him on the reunion show? All of 60 seconds maybe, and then it was just to give him time to quip a couple of clever one liners.

The whole fucking reunion show was wasted with showing flashbacks to the show. We fucking KNOW already, we've seen it. We've seen Heidi & Jenna's disgusting ugly asses bathing 8 times, but thanks for using 2 of the 40 minutes of the reunion show to play it for the 9th time!!

Dveron · 05-11-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

That was corny as hell... they cut to a shot of him sliding sideways on the jet ski and he looks up and sees the statue of liberty. I'm surprised they didn't throw in a Rudy Guliani cameo.

Word. Damn that was probably one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen

Flow · 05-11-2003, 10:42 PM

I am hoping Heidi will be bitter that Jenna won all that money and she will do Playboy for $1 million like the 2nd place chick from Joe Millionaire did. She was looking good tonight!

Flow

playa · 05-11-2003, 10:46 PM

I read alot of shit from the survivor chat room and came to the conclusion that alot of the outcomes come from the producers of the show to not make it boring,

It just seemed so convient for jenna to win immunity just to make the show more interesting for ratings. That just topped it all off right there

it just fucked up to me how the hardest worker ends up loosing to the person that was sunbathing and admitted not to doing work while others were busting their asses

quiet · 05-11-2003, 10:49 PM

k. so who won?

playa · 05-11-2003, 10:51 PM

just to prove my point bout how it can be fixed,,

here is a couple of examples
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SFan: Dan, what was the real problem with you on the balance beam? Give us the honest answer please.

Daniel: [laughs] Okay, boy, I never saw THIS question coming! I'm still pulling splinters out of my ass. I know we're short on time, so let me just give you the five reasons why: 1) I thought I was on Jackass the movie, not SURVIVOR. 2) Right when I was about to make it to the end, Jeff Probst kept kicking the log. 3) I had to fight off the malaria-infecting mosquitoes at the same time...and lost. 4) I couldn't concentrate because Heidi kept flashing me. 5) I felt so bad about being cocky, I decided to let the girls win. Seriously, the girls were great competitors, and they played the game fair and square.

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the mysterious candy bar

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The supposed fire the burn down the camp,
funny how the camera was able to film it just right
before it was started

Peaches · 05-11-2003, 10:54 PM

I thought it was interesting that it sure looked the others would have voted for Rob if it had been Rob and Jenna at the end! I only caught bits and pieces during the season, but that's enough for me.

Buffed Body · 05-12-2003, 01:07 AM

I was very puzzled when Jeanna said Matt "didn't need the money" I don't think I was the only one saying WTF? Who doesn't need a million dollars? Is Matt rich?

I never saw anything in the show where Matt talked about how much money he had, and apparantly it was the deciding factor.

Matt was in People magazine last year... BEFORE Survivor as one of the top 50 eligiable bachelors. It looks like he spent most of his life travelling the world and his job description in his profile reads "restaurant designer" for a global chain.

Restaurant designer? WTF kind of job is that? Smells like he's daddy's little rich boy.

The producers of CBS need a kick in the head putting a wealthy guy in with a bunch of middle class income people for the show and then HIDING THE FACT THAT HE'S WEALTHY FROM THE VIEWERS. It was amazing that Jeff Probst somehow managed to look surprised when the votes were tallied.

What a fuckin piece of shit show.

Snowone · 05-12-2003, 01:29 AM

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Are we to really believe that Prost jet-ski'ed all the way from S. America to New York? Damn that guy is fit.

No visible life jacket or safety lanyard either, ala baywatch. Tremendously bad pr for the boat.

dchottie · 05-12-2003, 04:28 AM

Probst is hot. But that being said I think this is the shittiest survivor there has been to date. I mean where were the interesting characters this time like the 2nd and 3rd one. It seems that they are trying to find people that won't cause controversy. It was damned funny when Jeff, can't remember if he was 2nd show or 3rd went hunting for the pig in the forest and then after he was booted off revealed that he knew he was going that night so he let all the fish go that they had worked so hard to catch. Where were the characters this time like that. Two thumbs down this time.

FlyingIguana · 05-12-2003, 05:01 AM

wtf were they doing showing survivor while sopranos was on?

FlyingIguana · 05-12-2003, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by Flow
I am hoping Heidi will be bitter that Jenna won all that money and she will do Playboy for $1 million like the 2nd place chick from Joe Millionaire did. She was looking good tonight!

Flow

i think heidi is ugly and she has fake tits

playa · 05-12-2003, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

i think heidi is ugly and she has fake tits

they started to uglier everyday when she was loosing weight and the top of her chest was showing her bones,, yuck

fake tits can't loose weight

WebTitan · 05-12-2003, 06:11 AM

she was definitly getting VERY scarry looking toward the end.

not to stereo type, but do you think she was one of those dyke gym teachers? all the femlae gym teachers when i went to school were dykes.

Jakke PNG · 05-12-2003, 06:25 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
k. so who won?

Some chick apparently.

[Labret] · 05-12-2003, 08:54 AM

That sorority girl skank deserved nothing but a fucking kick in the stomach.

05-11-2003, 08:25 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Survivor Amazon finale comments If you are in a zone where you haven't yet seen the final show which airs tonight, the WTF are you doing clicking here??? Shoo.... g'wan.... GIT. Idiot. . . . . . The finale, especially this one, where you get to see all the women wearing makeup and their hair all done up etc..... as opposed to what women REALLY look like......... well, I'll just say this much....... us men are fucking spoiled rotten. If there was no such thing as makeup, no foundation, no eye liner, no rip gross...... all our sites would be amateur/reality. BITTER reality at that. :D Anyway, I missed the first hour of this episode, and caught only the panel questions and the voting. I didn't see how it came to be between Jenna and Matt....... and I was left with the impression that these two hooked up along the way. Did they? She was clinging to him a lot. Are we to really believe that Prost jet-ski'ed all the way from S. America to New York? Damn that guy is fit. Other than "Survivor sucks" (real constructive there chief) anyone have any thoughts on the finale, or comments regarding their choice for the next one starting in the fall? (on a string of islands off of Panema on the Pacific side). Would you go on it? Matt, the guy who lost tonight, said he lost 31 pounds while out there..... Jenna lost something like 27 pounds, so did that skinny school teacher chick with the fake tits..... Heidi.... she looked like a cuetip with eyeballs in some of those shots. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-11-2003, 08:27 PM	#2
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Survivor blows. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

05-11-2003, 09:42 PM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I took the machete sharpening thing to be a joke mostly, that's why I mentioned it. But it always strikes me as funny that the survivor contestants always bitch and whine at each other's deceipt/playing/lying.... yet it's a fucking game. A GAME people! Playing and lying is part of it. You can't win without alliances, and in order to play the alliance game you invariably HAVE to stab your buddy in the back at some point. It's a given. Why they get all stupid and serious about it is beyond me. Good point about the NYC thing. Hadn't really thought of it in those terms. I did like the scene where Christie (the deaf chick) described Jenna and Heidi as her evil step-sisters. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-12-2003, 01:07 AM	#18
Buffed Body Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 114	I was very puzzled when Jeanna said Matt "didn't need the money" I don't think I was the only one saying WTF? Who doesn't need a million dollars? Is Matt rich? I never saw anything in the show where Matt talked about how much money he had, and apparantly it was the deciding factor. Matt was in People magazine last year... BEFORE Survivor as one of the top 50 eligiable bachelors. It looks like he spent most of his life travelling the world and his job description in his profile reads "restaurant designer" for a global chain. Restaurant designer? WTF kind of job is that? Smells like he's daddy's little rich boy. The producers of CBS need a kick in the head putting a wealthy guy in with a bunch of middle class income people for the show and then HIDING THE FACT THAT HE'S WEALTHY FROM THE VIEWERS. It was amazing that Jeff Probst somehow managed to look surprised when the votes were tallied. What a fuckin piece of shit show. __________________ Ambition is as common as dirt.

05-12-2003, 04:28 AM	#20
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	Probst is hot. But that being said I think this is the shittiest survivor there has been to date. I mean where were the interesting characters this time like the 2nd and 3rd one. It seems that they are trying to find people that won't cause controversy. It was damned funny when Jeff, can't remember if he was 2nd show or 3rd went hunting for the pig in the forest and then after he was booted off revealed that he knew he was going that night so he let all the fish go that they had worked so hard to catch. Where were the characters this time like that. Two thumbs down this time. __________________

05-11-2003, 08:31 PM	#3
NaughtyAlysha Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 1,843	I was hoping Matt would win... I thought he was cute. Alysha http://www.naughtyalysha.com http://www.alyshacash.com

05-11-2003, 09:00 PM	#7
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I was hoping the host would of either drowned or been shot in new york at one point..... He looked soo gay on that jetski it wasnt even funny, Specially when he first got on and made that totally unecessary turn at top speed, I was hoping he would of rolled it over, its happend to me a few times. I hope they cancel survivor, the show is consistently getting worse ratings every year, apparently only canadians watch it now. The last episode, was the first one I watched, and I can sense I didnt miss much.

05-11-2003, 09:12 PM	#8
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Actually Pipecrew this season boosted ratings tremendously. I applaud Mark Burnett for Jeff's tour through New York City. He had the time and money to make a statement, and he made it on a show that people all over the world but especially here in the States are watching... "Look, our Statue of Liberty still stands, we're not afraid to go in the subways of New York City, we're not afraid to walk through the streets of New York City - the terrorists FAILED. We're still here and we're unafraid." Damn straight. Two thumbs up, Mark. I wish Matt had gotten it - I don't think Jenna deserved it whatsoever. The machete sharpening thing was overplayed - Matt is a detailed guy who does what needs to be done and he said a few times during the show that without the machetes they can't live. It's important to keep it sharp and care for it - since it's one of the most important things of your survival, he did that. Heidi? Puhlease. Even with all the makeup on she wasn't all that - she looked like a Q-Tip with trowels of makeup and silicone tits. Jeff brought up a good point there too, during the season she made a LOT of decisions that directly conflicted with the message she should be giving to the kids she teaches - fuck her and her vanity. She's a stuck-up, vain little bitch and the whole world knows it now.

05-11-2003, 09:20 PM	#9
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	PS - CD, no Matt and Jenna didn't hook up during the last few days. The "hanging all over Matt" was a surprise to everyone else too. Maybe once they got back to the States and Jenna saw how Matt looked normally (with more weight on him and without that devil-looking goatee) she went into "Oh my god - a MAN!!!" mode. Or who knows, she could've been doing it to slap Alex in the face and make him jealous. (All of the Survivors who are kicked out are held there until the end of the entire ordeal, so Alex and Shawna had quite a bit of time to get closer whilst Jenna was still in the game.) Anyhoo... who cares? The next-to-last immunity challenge Jenna won, so Butch was voted out. Then in the very last immunity challenge they had to stand on very small posts holding a heavy headdress up in the air - an act of both balance and endurance. Matt purposely threw that one so that he wouldn't get immunity and be the person having to make the decision to vote someone else out (therefore risking having that person vote against him). Jenna won immunity and took Matt with her to - in her words - make it look as if she were a big enough person to take the more deserving guy with her rather than the one she could easily beat.

05-11-2003, 10:22 PM	#11
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	Final show sucked badly. That's 3 Survivors in a row that have ended like shit. I am fucking sick of how they creatively edit the final couple episodes to make whoever is going to win, look like a good person so that everyone will have a nice big lovey dovey finale show and all the home viewers will feel like the good guy won. Jenna is a total bitch for 36 days but then suddenly the last 3 days she is so great? Even Probst commented on her miraculous transformation. Nothing more than playing the home audience like a bunch of fools. And the reunion show. OMFG that was by FAR the worst reunion show EVER. Even worse than the Rosie Odonnel hosted Reunion 2 seasons back, which I thought was impossible to be worse than. I mean they covered NOTHING! Rob was the entire show this season, the ENTIRE show. Without him the show would have been total shit. Like he said, all but 2 of the people voted out, were voted out because of HIM. He controlled it all. So how much do they talk to him on the reunion show? All of 60 seconds maybe, and then it was just to give him time to quip a couple of clever one liners. The whole fucking reunion show was wasted with showing flashbacks to the show. We fucking KNOW already, we've seen it. We've seen Heidi & Jenna's disgusting ugly asses bathing 8 times, but thanks for using 2 of the 40 minutes of the reunion show to play it for the 9th time!!

05-11-2003, 10:42 PM	#13
Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	I am hoping Heidi will be bitter that Jenna won all that money and she will do Playboy for $1 million like the 2nd place chick from Joe Millionaire did. She was looking good tonight! Flow

05-11-2003, 10:46 PM	#14
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	I read alot of shit from the survivor chat room and came to the conclusion that alot of the outcomes come from the producers of the show to not make it boring, It just seemed so convient for jenna to win immunity just to make the show more interesting for ratings. That just topped it all off right there it just fucked up to me how the hardest worker ends up loosing to the person that was sunbathing and admitted not to doing work while others were busting their asses

05-11-2003, 10:49 PM	#15
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	k. so who won?

05-11-2003, 10:51 PM	#16
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	just to prove my point bout how it can be fixed,, here is a couple of examples ---------------------------------- SFan: Dan, what was the real problem with you on the balance beam? Give us the honest answer please. Daniel: [laughs] Okay, boy, I never saw THIS question coming! I'm still pulling splinters out of my ass. I know we're short on time, so let me just give you the five reasons why: 1) I thought I was on Jackass the movie, not SURVIVOR. 2) Right when I was about to make it to the end, Jeff Probst kept kicking the log. 3) I had to fight off the malaria-infecting mosquitoes at the same time...and lost. 4) I couldn't concentrate because Heidi kept flashing me. 5) I felt so bad about being cocky, I decided to let the girls win. Seriously, the girls were great competitors, and they played the game fair and square. ------------------------------------ the mysterious candy bar ------------------------------------ The supposed fire the burn down the camp, funny how the camera was able to film it just right before it was started

05-11-2003, 10:54 PM	#17
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I thought it was interesting that it sure looked the others would have voted for Rob if it had been Rob and Jenna at the end! I only caught bits and pieces during the season, but that's enough for me.

05-12-2003, 05:01 AM	#21
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	wtf were they doing showing survivor while sopranos was on?

05-12-2003, 06:11 AM	#24
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	she was definitly getting VERY scarry looking toward the end. not to stereo type, but do you think she was one of those dyke gym teachers? all the femlae gym teachers when i went to school were dykes.

05-12-2003, 08:54 AM	#26
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	That sorority girl skank deserved nothing but a fucking kick in the stomach.