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				Would you buy an Echo Loop?
			 
			Would you buy an Echo Loop from Amazon? It's a ring made by Amazon that has their Alexa AI virtual assistant on it.... You can ask it questions, set appointments, make calls, play music; Anything Alexa can do.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			![]() I am a huge fan of Amazon Alexa. We have five or six Alexa dots around our house and use them constantly, and I love the hands free Amazon music on my cell phone for in the car. I got my "ring fit" kit today and I am about to order the actual ring today. 
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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I think Alexas pretty cool, I but no - I don't want to marry her... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I never thought of it that way.... LOL 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Well to follow it through to the logical conclusion, shortly after getting the ring, she starts acting like a total bitch, cheating on you with siri, and that ends up in you getting divorced and you have to give half of your money to Jeff Bezos... FUCK THAT! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Only if it's a cock ring that vibrates when I say 'Alexa'. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I will always be off any kind of loop . . . 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I should add that most of the lights in my house are run by Alexa.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 coming soon the amazon collar, connects to your ring, phone, watch, buttplug and glasses to control the lights...dont talk to your cell phone direct...fuck dat! talk to your ring, that talks to the watch, that talks to the buttplug that talks to the phone, that talks to the tablet, that talks to the fridge, that turns off the mother fucking light... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	does anybody remember just going out with nothing?...the parents are at home so you do not even need keys...you just go out and allow yourself to exist without the ball and chain of consumerism...enjoy the moment...no fat ass gay ass spy ring on your digits...you can hoist weights unobstructed...be wild and free...  | 
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		 I hate voice control, I find it clunky and slow. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I would never buy one of these devices for privacy reasons. I don't trust it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I like my privacy so hell no 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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