So I have a friend I will call Suzie, and Suzie has a new boyfriend. Suzie and her new boyfriend have sex and they use a condom.
The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it.
He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess.
She asked me, "have you ever done that?"
I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years.
Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?"
"Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend."
The condoms they buy come in boxes of 12; a few days ago Suzie noticed that there seemed to be a few more were missing than she remembered using, so she asked her boyfriend about it.
He said he used them for masturbating and didn't want to make a mess.
She asked me, "have you ever done that?"
I said that yeah, obviously it happened a couple times over the years.
Suzie asked, "Really? You've masturbated into a condom?"
"Oh" I said, "I thought you were asking if I had ever lied to my girlfriend."
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