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  • Tube Ace
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    • Nov 2008
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    #1

    It's time for me to settle down and start a family!

    According to this article, of all US states Utah has the most virgins per capita https://www.dailydot.com/irl/okcupid-data-utah-virgins/

    I am moving to Provo, close to BYU in early June.

    Wish me luck!
  • baddog
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    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    When I was younger and would ride out to Sturgis, SD, we discovered a bar in Evanston, WY called the Legal Tender that was quite popular with the Mormon girls about an hour away in Salt Lake. We called it Tender Vittles.

    It became an annual stop.

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    • slapass
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 14625

      #3
      Originally posted by baddog
      When I was younger and would ride out to Sturgis, SD, we discovered a bar in Evanston, WY called the Legal Tender that was quite popular with the Mormon girls about an hour away in Salt Lake. We called it Tender Vittles.

      It became an annual stop.
      There is still a restaurant there of that name.

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      • Tube Ace
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        • Nov 2008
        • 4941

        #4
        Thanks for the tip but I quit boozing 5 months ago.

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        • The Porn Nerd
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          • Jun 2009
          • 19787

          #5
          Originally posted by Tube Ace
          Thanks for the tip but I quit boozing 5 months ago.
          That's okay, just offer the Mormon girls sugar & caffeine and it's Osmond City (and you're the Mayor)!

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          • RandyRandy
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            • Jul 2012
            • 1708

            #6
            Virgins are very over-rated...

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            • CaptainHowdy
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              • Dec 2004
              • 94730

              #7
              Originally posted by Tube Ace
              Thanks for the tip but I quit boozing 5 months ago.
              Looks like quitting drinking cold-turkey isn't giving you the best life advice . . .

              Originally posted by RandyRandy
              Virgins are very over-rated...
              The post cherry-poppin' drama ain't worth it . . .

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by slapass
                There is still a restaurant there of that name.
                Yeah. I think it grew from a Best Western (or something like that) with a lounge to a fairly large unit. I drove through Evanston a few years ago; it has grown a lot. They even have a brewery now.

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433

                  #9
                  I have a fetish for clean cut guys in white shirts and ties - aka Mormons - GFY ROAD TRIP!..

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                  • Tube Ace
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                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4941

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                    Looks like quitting drinking cold-turkey isn't giving you the best life advice . . .
                    I didn't quit cold turkey. Over the last year I got down to drinking once a month, then finally quit altogether before the new year/decade.

                    I haven't had sex in 6 months now, so I now consider myself a born-again virgin

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                    • Tube Ace
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                      • Nov 2008
                      • 4941

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RandyRandy
                      Virgins are very over-rated...
                      I'll find out for myself and report back.

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                      • Tube Ace
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                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4941

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                        I have a fetish for clean cut guys in white shirts and ties - aka Mormons - GFY ROAD TRIP!..


                        The guy at 33:58 was excommunicated to please people like you.

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                        • GAMEFINEST
                          Make STACK$
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 14478

                          #13
                          Utah has some hotties
                          Compound interest.

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                          • Klen
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 32235

                            #14
                            Keep in mind you would probably need to convert to mormonism to make that work lol

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                            • adultinnovation
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                              • Mar 2019
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                              #15
                              god bless you sir
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                              • EddyTheDog
                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 25433

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tube ace


                                the guy at 33:58 was excommunicated to please people like you.

                                Free Porn Yay!..

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                                • ThePornCritic
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                                  • Mar 2020
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                                  #17
                                  If I was a betting man, I would bet half of those "virgins" took it in the ass since "The Lord said anal doesn't count".

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                                  • Tube Ace
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                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 4941

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ThePornCritic
                                    If I was a betting man, I would bet half of those "virgins" took it in the ass since "The Lord said anal doesn't count".
                                    Apparently, It’s called the “poophole loophole”.

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                                    • PaperstreetWinston
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                                      #19
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                                      • Tube Ace
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                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 4941

                                        #20
                                        It's looking great so far!

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                                        • RyuLion
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 32369

                                          #21
                                          Count me in! San Diego girls don't wanna settle down..I do!

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                                          • Tube Ace
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                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 4941

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RyuLion
                                            Count me in! San Diego girls don't wanna settle down..I do!
                                            Mass exodus from Cali to surrounding states. Look what I did!

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                                            • Tube Ace
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                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 4941

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                              Utah has some hotties
                                              I'm reluctant to publicly agree until I find my lady, but this is so true.

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                                              • Tube Ace
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                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 4941

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Klen
                                                Keep in mind you would probably need to convert to mormonism to make that work lol
                                                My father is Mormon, mother is Catholic and this is ironically why my parents divorced. My father is a world-class deadbeat dad, owing the third-highest amount of child support in Louisiana.

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                                                • plsureking
                                                  bored
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 4904

                                                  #25
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                                                  • PornDiscounts-V
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 5744

                                                    #26
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                                                    • Tube Ace
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                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 4941

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PornDiscounts-V
                                                      Virgin guys or girls?
                                                      I guess both.

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                                                      • Rochard
                                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 75733

                                                        #28
                                                        I was 30 when I got married, 32 when we had our first and only kid. No complaints at all.
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                                                        • mikeet
                                                          this & that
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 5385

                                                          #29
                                                          This thread is full of yes signals

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                                                          • SekobA
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                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                            • 12173

                                                            #30
                                                            In my country you can find virgins only under 16yo. Good luck

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                                                            • Look Chang
                                                              Voyeur
                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                              • 18255

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SekobA
                                                              In my country you can find virgins only under 16yo. Good luck
                                                              And if virgins are over 16 yo, they are frankly not very good looking...

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                                                              • Tube Ace
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                                                                • Nov 2008
                                                                • 4941

                                                                #32
                                                                PM me, Venus! All the ass-clowns on GFY will tell you I'm a virgin too!

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                                                                • The Porn Nerd
                                                                  Living The Dream
                                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                                  • 19787

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I am having zero luck in the Big City so I am moving east. WAY east to eastern europe. Hoping to find a young* pretty wife there.


                                                                  * "Young" in eastern europe, for me, is 25-30. Old ladies over there but still hot in my book.
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                                                                  • Tube Ace
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                                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                                    • 4941

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                    I am having zero luck in the Big City so I am moving east. WAY east to eastern europe. Hoping to find a young* pretty wife there.


                                                                    * "Young" in eastern europe, for me, is 25-30. Old ladies over there but still hot in my book.

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                                                                    • Tube Ace
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                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 4941

                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • blackmonsters
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 20961

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I don't fuck virgins; because they haven't learned how to fuck yet.

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                                                                        • Tube Ace
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                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                          • 4941

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                          I don't fuck virgins; because they haven't learned how to fuck yet.

                                                                          How many baby momma's you got?

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                                                                          • blackmonsters
                                                                            Making PHP work
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 20961

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                            How many baby momma's you got?
                                                                            Only 1

                                                                            Yo mamma!

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                                                                            • The Porn Nerd
                                                                              Living The Dream
                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                              • 19787

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                              Not really into gypsies but an interesting watch thanks!

                                                                              Funny thing is, you see the 19 year olds, who are already American-like chubby, next to their babushka grannies and it's like before/after. LOL No thanks!!

                                                                              (Non-gypsy Bulgarians however are stunningly gorgeous.)
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                                                                              • Tube Ace
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                                                                                • Nov 2008
                                                                                • 4941

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                Only 1

                                                                                Yo mamma!

                                                                                Please.

                                                                                My father is the only man my mother has been with still to this day. My siblings and I are the closest beings to immaculate conception here on Earth.

                                                                                So, no woman desires your genetics for their child? Shocking.

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                                                                                • Tube Ace
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                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                  • 4941

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                                  Not really into gypsies but an interesting watch thanks!

                                                                                  Funny thing is, you see the 19 year olds, who are already American-like chubby, next to their babushka grannies and it's like before/after. LOL No thanks!!

                                                                                  (Non-gypsy Bulgarians however are stunningly gorgeous.)
                                                                                  Hire this attorney to draft up your prenup with a weight gain clause.

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                                                                                  • blackmonsters
                                                                                    Making PHP work
                                                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                                    Please.

                                                                                    My father is the only man my mother has been with still to this day. My siblings and I are the closest beings to immaculate conception here on Earth.
                                                                                    Cool story bro.
                                                                                    Every brother in town busted a nut in that ho.

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                                                                                    • Tube Ace
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                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                      • 4941

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      My mother is a saint. Where I'm from dudes have lost their lives for less than that. Apologize now and I may not rock you in the mouth if I ever see you.

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                                                                                      • blackmonsters
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                                        My mother is a saint. Where I'm from dudes have lost their lives for less than that. Apologize now and I may not rock you in the mouth if I ever see you.
                                                                                        Death threat reported.

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                                                                                        • Tube Ace
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                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                          • 4941

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                          Death threat reported.

                                                                                          At least you read that correctly.

                                                                                          Remember, the mods won't be able to help you if I ever see you, punk bitch.

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                                                                                          • Tube Ace
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                                                            • 4941

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            and I'm not hiding behind an anonymous handle like you, you coward.

                                                                                            Don't let your internet ego write checks your ass can't cash, pussy.

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                                                                                            • blackmonsters
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KC...e_empath-Topic



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                                                                                              • $5 submissions
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                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                • 32195

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Maybe the high % has to do with LDS beliefs in that part of the country?

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                                                                                                • Tube Ace
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                                  • 4941

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                                                  Maybe the high % has to do with LDS beliefs in that part of the country?
                                                                                                  It absolutely does have to do with LDS. Mormonism is like Islam for white people. The women are raised to be wives and boasts the nation's lowest rates of single motherhood and divorce.

                                                                                                  Current Utah law sets a limit of 4.0 percent alcohol by weight (5% ABV) in beer sold at grocery and convenience stores and at establishments operating under a "beer only" type license, such as taverns, beer bars and some restaurants.[5] Beer over 4.0 percent by weight (5% ABV) is available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies and at clubs and restaurants licensed to sell liquor.[2][5]

                                                                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Utah

                                                                                                  Utah gambling is nonresistant, as it is one of only two states in the country without any forms of gambling. There is no state lottery. Charities cannot even hold bingo games or raffles. Indian tribes in Utah are not able to offer any forms of gambling because none are legal at the state level and no governor has agreed to create a gaming compact.

                                                                                                  There are, however, plenty of establishments that will hold events called “casino parties”. These are establishments that provide all of the games found in a casino, but without any real money being wagered. Everything used is for fun and free, like playing poker or blackjack on social gaming sites. You can find some top Utah casino party establishments below.

                                                                                                  https://www.onlineunitedstatescasino...utah-gambling/



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                                                                                                  • OneHungLo
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                                    • 40906

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                    Death threat reported.

                                                                                                    ^ If he doesn't report you his butt buddy who follows him around begging to suck his dick, will.

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