Girlfriend Left Me Tonite

**boneprone** · 04-07-2001, 12:50 AM

Hmm maybe give her Dank's number..

**SNOW** · 04-07-2001, 01:34 AM

She told me she hates rx-7s and that you need a real mans car LOL

SNOW

**NakedChik** · 04-07-2001, 01:35 AM

Just realize that if she takes the word of your neighbor over you that she wasn't worth it in the first place. If it helps I don't think your a pedophile.
By the way malevolent means spiteful. Thank god for dictionaries.

**boneprone** · 04-07-2001, 01:36 AM

nakedchick! I dont think you read what he wrote!! He said his girlfriend was 12!!!

He is a sickie!!!

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**AzteK** · 04-07-2001, 01:49 AM

MrBrian, your story sounds mind bogging and twisted.

**MattressKing** · 04-07-2001, 01:53 AM

mrbrian, how are you, remember me???

anyways, screw the bitch, she must be upset with you over something else. She wouldn't have broken up with you because your neighbor called you a pedophile. And malevolent means evil, does she know that your in the adult industry. Some adult webmasters are evil. Anyways, I'm sure you'll rebound

Originally posted by MrBrian:
wow what a hell of a nite

my girlfriend left me tonite. my extra noisy neighbor convinced her that i was a pedophile. so, when i got home tonite, she was packing. i asked her why and her response was "jason[my neighbor] told me you were a pedophile".

i of course denied this. i swear its not true. we argued for about twenty minutes, then the bitch called me "malevolent". i have no idea what that means. but, its a pretty big word coming from a twelve year old. kids just get smarter and smarter these days

**AzteK** · 04-07-2001, 01:57 AM

I've been told we're all evil and will burn in hell...OH WEEEELLLL...

**wizardmerlin** · 04-07-2001, 03:11 AM

LOL Mr.brian. hahaha that was funny, made my night.

I got one for ya.............

edited by wizard
!!!!!!OK, I will take it out!!!!!!!!

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**Sleazy_P_Martini** · 04-07-2001, 03:49 AM

Some people are not going to get the humour in that one and get seriously offended by it!

**Dafey** · 04-07-2001, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by Sleazy_P_Martini:
Some people are not going to get the humour in that one and get seriously offended by it!

And some people are dumb as rocks.GoFuckYourself if you dont get it.

**Kat - Fast** · 04-07-2001, 05:17 AM

pmp!
MrB - i think maybe she has started her monthlies

**Corpsie** · 04-07-2001, 08:25 AM

It was supposed to be her PSYCHIATRIST
told her you were a pedophile.
http://www.newgrounds.com <-- they have a flash animation with that joke.

**MrBrian** · 04-07-2001, 08:37 AM

wow Corpsie you are pretty anal

its NEIGHBOR. well, thats what i was told 3 years ago...peace

**MattressKing** · 04-07-2001, 08:57 AM

oh well, will never know what you said.

Originally posted by wizard:
LOL Mr.brian. hahaha that was funny, made my night.

I got one for ya.............

edited by wizard
!!!!!!OK, I will take it out!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by wizard (edited 04-07-2001).]

**magnatique** · 04-07-2001, 11:05 AM

brian, was that the fifth this month? or were the others only the whole kindergarden class ya brought home?

**KrazieSweets** · 04-07-2001, 12:48 PM

man that is some tweak shit

**Humbolt** · 04-07-2001, 03:50 PM

That was pretty good Brian...

Had me goin there for a few seconds..

**blakkfrogg** · 04-07-2001, 08:02 PM

Advice:

Airing laundry on GFY is guaranteed to get you shot down, beat up, kicked around, stomped out, anally raped by a chipmunk, and stared at by Tanker and Wizzo.

Don't do it.

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On a side note, look for your neighbor to be kicking it to your ex in the near future.

Good luck, and despite my earlier sarcasm, I'm sorry you're going through a rough time.

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**wizardmerlin** · 04-07-2001, 09:56 PM

LMOL This thread is getting better all the time. How many is that now that did not read it properly?????? LOL

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**tenletters** · 04-07-2001, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by blakkfrogg:
Advice:

, anally raped by a chipmunk,

Only that bastard Alvin would do something so horid. I knew Dave was verbally abusive but damn!

**Rodent** · 04-08-2001, 12:46 PM

Go beat your cock on your "neighbors" face and ask him if that qualifies you as a Penisphile, then tell him to Go Fuck Yourself.

People Suck

**dank** · 04-08-2001, 02:06 PM

Did you have breakup sex with her?
You don't wanna ever miss out on the break up sex! Never! Break up sex will let you know if she really means it or not.

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**MrBrian** · 04-08-2001, 04:46 PM

you guys know this was a joke, right?

jokes told in first person are always better

**Lord Assmore** · 04-08-2001, 04:52 PM

I wasn't sure for a while... But what the heck

Confusing yourself is a way to stay honest

**NakedChik** · 04-08-2001, 07:10 PM

Ok I'm going to stop posting things at 2 in the morning. I get it now.

**Rod** · 04-09-2001, 08:41 AM

good one LOL

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