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nicchick · 05-10-2003, 04:16 AM

Then their was this fellow who loved his wife's butt so much, that he was
constantly telling her what Beautiful Buns she had.

He would come home from work and compliment her on her Beautiful Buns; as
she was doing the dishes he would expound on the virtues of her Beautiful
Buns; even at church, he would lean over over and whisper to her what he
wanted to do with those Beautiful Buns.

When his birthday arrived, the wife wanted to do something really special,
she decided to have the words "Beautiful Buns" tatooed to her butt.

She went down to the tatoo parlor, but they said it would cost $500. This
being a bit more than he was prepared to spend, she asked what she could get
for $50.

After a bit of discussion they decided that for $50 the guy would tatoo just
a "B" and a "B" on each cheek.

That evening when her husband walked in the door, she immediatly turned
around, dropped her pants, and said "Happy Birthday!"

Her husband said "Who the hell is Bob?"

AdultNex · 05-10-2003, 05:37 AM

heh, totally ripped from that Bob tattoo commercial.

grumpy · 05-10-2003, 06:50 AM

Old....very old

SIB · 05-10-2003, 08:41 AM

didnt hear that one oin a loooooooooooooong time

05-10-2003, 04:16 AM	#1
nicchick Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 316	Pretty good joke Then their was this fellow who loved his wife's butt so much, that he was constantly telling her what Beautiful Buns she had. He would come home from work and compliment her on her Beautiful Buns; as she was doing the dishes he would expound on the virtues of her Beautiful Buns; even at church, he would lean over over and whisper to her what he wanted to do with those Beautiful Buns. When his birthday arrived, the wife wanted to do something really special, she decided to have the words "Beautiful Buns" tatooed to her butt. She went down to the tatoo parlor, but they said it would cost $500. This being a bit more than he was prepared to spend, she asked what she could get for $50. After a bit of discussion they decided that for $50 the guy would tatoo just a "B" and a "B" on each cheek. That evening when her husband walked in the door, she immediatly turned around, dropped her pants, and said "Happy Birthday!" Her husband said "Who the hell is Bob?"

05-10-2003, 06:50 AM	#3
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	Old....very old __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

05-10-2003, 05:37 AM	#2
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	heh, totally ripped from that Bob tattoo commercial.

05-10-2003, 08:41 AM	#4
SIB Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: unknown to even myself Posts: 90	didnt hear that one oin a loooooooooooooong time