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  • GAMEFINEST
    Make STACK$
    • Nov 2006
    • 14478

    #1

    WTF is Contact Free Delivery

    Most deliveries are advertising as "Contact Free Delivery"

    The dumbest shit I have heard besides everything else.
    Compound interest.
  • AzteK
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 3451

    #2
    grubhub, ect usually hands you the food, with this option they will leave it at your door or whatever....

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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      According to the porn industry you have to fuck the delivery driver - That can't be safe...

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      • sarettah
        see you later, I'm gone
        • Oct 2002
        • 14301

        #4
        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
        According to the porn industry you have to fuck the delivery driver - That can't be safe...
        That's only with pizza, sheez.

        "Here's your pizza and (zzzziiiipppp) here's your pepperoni."

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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433

          #5
          Originally posted by sarettah
          That's only with pizza, sheez.

          "Here's your pizza and (zzzziiiipppp) here's your pepperoni."

          .
          That'll explain why I can't get groceries any more...

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          • the Shemp
            congrats to the winners
            • Nov 2001
            • 10891

            #6
            Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
            Most deliveries are advertising as "Contact Free Delivery"

            The dumbest shit I have heard besides everything else.
            aka "ring and run" …
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            • GAMEFINEST
              Make STACK$
              • Nov 2006
              • 14478

              #7
              How the fuck do you make the food? Contact free? Gtfo
              Compound interest.

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              • ruff
                I have a plan B
                • Aug 2004
                • 5507

                #8
                Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                How the fuck do you make the food? Contact free? Gtfo
                That's what I say when McDonald's hands me the bag of burgers. With gloves on.
                CryptoFeeds

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                • AnimeFevers
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 3566

                  #9
                  knock and run deliveries
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                  • Klen
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 32235

                    #10
                    I dont use delivery but i'v seen them in action - they ring with phone, leave package on porch, and then wait for receiver to show up and pick it up while they sit in their car.

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                    • abshard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 6524

                      #11
                      What about the guy touching and coughing on your food while he's making it.

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                      • slapass
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 14625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                        That'll explain why I can't get groceries any more...
                        That was funny! Lol.

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                        • 8pt-buck
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4011

                          #13
                          Originally posted by abshard
                          What about the guy touching and coughing on your food while he's making it.
                          LMAO ^^

                          It's the same "No Contact Delivery" when packages are delivered to the house. They can leave it on the porch but what about everyone else that sneezed on it at the warehouse.

                          Ya gotta put on a mask and gloves / Carry the package into the garage / Disinfect it / Cut the box open / Make sure the box doesn't touch your clothes - It's a real pain in the ass.

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                          • 8pt-buck
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4011

                            #14

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38945

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 8pt-buck
                              LMAO ^^

                              It's the same "No Contact Delivery" when packages are delivered to the house. They can leave it on the porch but what about everyone else that sneezed on it at the warehouse.

                              Ya gotta put on a mask and gloves / Carry the package into the garage / Disinfect it / Cut the box open / Make sure the box doesn't touch your clothes - It's a real pain in the ass.
                              I just hide in the bushes near the door and leap out and hug the delivery driver while saying thanks and trying to kiss them.... Well, they have brought me FOOD after all


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                              • SpicyM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 4575

                                #16
                                The point is to protect the delivery dude, not you. The guy comes in close contact with a hundred of people every day, it makes sense they want to protect them.

                                There is currently no evidence the virus is spread through food. If you were afraid of someone "touching and coughing on your food", then you couldn't shop in a grocery store which hundreds of other people visit every day.

                                Also, all people are forced to wear masks and clean their hands. High temperature kills bacteria and viruses, so food preparation and deliveries are not a problem with proper hygienic measures.

                                no sig, sorry

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                                • Vendzilla
                                  Biker Gnome
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 23200

                                  #17
                                  I was in a Popeyes, you had to wait 6 ft away till the order was made, then the cashier backed away while you paid. I was never within 6 ft of anyone while I was in there.
                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                  think about that

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                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 94733

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SpicyM
                                    The point is to protect the delivery dude, not you. The guy comes in close contact with a hundred of people every day, it makes sense they want to protect them.
                                    . . .

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                                    • Mickey_
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 4238

                                      #19
                                      It says contactless delivery, not contactless preparation and cooking. If out of ten ways to reduce risk they can fulfill eight, which one would you rather have? Eight or zero?

                                      ps. They're a business like any other business. Consumers demand safety, the business does what they can to adapt, fulfill that need and advertise it.


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                                      • pornguy
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 62912

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mickey_
                                        It says contactless delivery, not contactless preparation and cooking. If out of ten ways to reduce risk they can fulfill eight, which one would you rather have? Eight or zero?

                                        ps. They're a business like any other business. Consumers demand safety, the business does what they can to adapt, fulfill that need and advertise it.
                                        well said.
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                                        • george MH
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2019
                                          • 599

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SpicyM
                                          High temperature kills bacteria and viruses, so food preparation and deliveries are not a problem with proper hygienic measures.

                                          that's why I put food (what can be put) in the oven for 5 mins in high temperature when I take it from the door


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                                          • CurrentlySober
                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 38945

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                            I was in a Popeyes, you had to wait 6 ft away till the order was made, then the cashier backed away while you paid. I was never within 6 ft of anyone while I was in there.
                                            I've ALWAYS had that effect. For ever. I guess for me, it's never been about CoronaVirus, but about my smell and personal hygiene...


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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              I've ALWAYS had that effect. For ever. I guess for me, it's never been about CoronaVirus, but about my smell and personal hygiene...
                                              They told me it was because my penis was always hanging out - I don't know what to believe any more...

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                                              • Rochard
                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 75733

                                                #24
                                                It's "contact free" meaning they never touch you.... You dont' have to go into a store and touch door handles, shopping carts, check out... etc....

                                                My mother does this.

                                                Everyone seems to be complaining that they cannot get the service - too many people are trying to use the service.
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                                  Most deliveries are advertising as "Contact Free Delivery"

                                                  The dumbest shit I have heard besides everything else.
                                                  I find it difficult to believe you are that clueless.

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                                                  • EddyTheDog
                                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                    • Jan 2011
                                                    • 25433

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    I find it difficult to believe you are that clueless.
                                                    OK - So we are done with the whole 'subtle' approach then...

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                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 46238

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by GAMEFINEST
                                                      Most deliveries are advertising as "Contact Free Delivery"

                                                      The dumbest shit I have heard besides everything else.
                                                      the same as sex at the bunny ranch

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                                                      • Grapesoda
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 46238

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mickey_
                                                        It says contactless delivery, not contactless preparation and cooking. If out of ten ways to reduce risk they can fulfill eight, which one would you rather have? Eight or zero?

                                                        ps. They're a business like any other business. Consumers demand safety, the business does what they can to adapt, fulfill that need and advertise it.
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