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Mr Pheer · 05-09-2003, 01:58 PM

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SOAP FREES 4-YEAR-OLD; STATUE IS TAKEN AWAY
By Rodney Foo
Mercury News

Ryan Roberts has a message for parents: Don't let your kids climb over statues of Ronald McDonald.

Last week, his 4-year-old son, Joey, somehow got his head wedged in between the legs of a life-size, grinning fiberglass clown -- the fast-food chain's trademark -- at the Kooser and Blossom Hill roads McDonald's restaurant. The mishap triggered an ordeal that ended when employees finally lathered the 40-pound preschooler's head with liquid soap and slipped him out.

Joey emerged unscathed. Nonetheless, Roberts, 34, believes statues like this one, in which the figure is seated with legs crossed ankle over knee, ought to exiled. ``These things ought to be removed,'' he said.

In fact, workers at the Princeton Plaza restaurant immediately removed the statue, said Mike Henry, a spokesman for McDonald's Pacific-Sierra region. Henry described the mishap as an ``isolated incident.''

``We take this matter very seriously,'' he added. ``No one cares more about the safety of our customers, especially children.''

The incident occurred about 7:15 p.m. Friday, when Roberts took his three sons and his girlfriend, Linda Dwyer, and her granddaughter for hamburgers. As Dwyer went to the counter to order, Joey made a beeline for the statue and began to climb on it.

He was stuck for 35 minutes.

But Roberts soon noticed his son struggling to get his head out of the opening where the statue's legs crossed.

``I thought it was funny at first . . . the more I realized I couldn't get his head out of there, I felt panicked,'' Roberts said. And by this time, Joey was crying. The ordeal lasted 35 minutes, Roberts said. But Henry said employees reported the boy was stuck for only 10 minutes.

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Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,262	Ronald McDonald got a blowjob Boy stuck on Ronald McDonald SOAP FREES 4-YEAR-OLD; STATUE IS TAKEN AWAY By Rodney Foo Mercury News Ryan Roberts has a message for parents: Don't let your kids climb over statues of Ronald McDonald. Last week, his 4-year-old son, Joey, somehow got his head wedged in between the legs of a life-size, grinning fiberglass clown -- the fast-food chain's trademark -- at the Kooser and Blossom Hill roads McDonald's restaurant. The mishap triggered an ordeal that ended when employees finally lathered the 40-pound preschooler's head with liquid soap and slipped him out. Joey emerged unscathed. Nonetheless, Roberts, 34, believes statues like this one, in which the figure is seated with legs crossed ankle over knee, ought to exiled. ``These things ought to be removed,'' he said. In fact, workers at the Princeton Plaza restaurant immediately removed the statue, said Mike Henry, a spokesman for McDonald's Pacific-Sierra region. Henry described the mishap as an ``isolated incident.'' ``We take this matter very seriously,'' he added. ``No one cares more about the safety of our customers, especially children.'' The incident occurred about 7:15 p.m. Friday, when Roberts took his three sons and his girlfriend, Linda Dwyer, and her granddaughter for hamburgers. As Dwyer went to the counter to order, Joey made a beeline for the statue and began to climb on it. He was stuck for 35 minutes. But Roberts soon noticed his son struggling to get his head out of the opening where the statue's legs crossed. ``I thought it was funny at first . . . the more I realized I couldn't get his head out of there, I felt panicked,'' Roberts said. And by this time, Joey was crying. The ordeal lasted 35 minutes, Roberts said. But Henry said employees reported the boy was stuck for only 10 minutes. __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

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