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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38941

    #1

    Just found my dream woman...



    Fit and active, likes to go out at night, can climb over fences, and likes to shit on the floor...

    What's not to like?


    👁️ 👍️ 💩
  • abshard
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 6524

    #2
    Have you tried septic tank swimming?

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1326570950

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38941

      #3
      We don't really have septic tanks in the UK...


      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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      • Grapesoda
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2003
        • 46238

        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober


        Fit and active, likes to go out at night, can climb over fences, and likes to shit on the floor...

        What's not to like?
        yes but can she cook?

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        • lovebitch
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2016
          • 763

          #5
          Man how you eat your food? You talk too much about human waste.
          Cupid.Cam

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          • blackmonsters
            Making PHP work
            • Nov 2002
            • 20961

            #6
            Originally posted by lovebitch
            Man how you eat your food? You talk too much about human waste.
            You are what you eat.


            Free Open Source Live Aggregated Cams Script (FOSLACS)

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38941

              #7
              Originally posted by lovebitch
              Man how you eat your food? You talk too much about human waste.
              Dont worry! I can assure you, that at just over 700lbs, I have NO PROBLEM eating my food... Leaving the bed? Yes, cunt do that, but eating? NO PROBLEM


              👁️ 👍️ 💩

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94727

                #8
                She will steal your shit, man . . .

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