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american pervert 05-09-2003 02:11 PM

that fat fuck sleazydream need to be.. I think all the fat is getting to his brain.. though I could be mistaken and its all just shit ....

DeanCapture 05-09-2003 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
Yeah I did pick up some of those ketosis strips the last time I was at the grocery.

I'm kind of leery of them though because every time I've used them they've turned to the right color that says I'm burning fat.
I almost want to eat some cookies before bed just to see if they don't turn color the next morning...LOL

Make sure the expiration date hasn't passed on those strips. I know the ones I have work - a few times I've checked and gotten less color then other mornings. When I go to bed hungry - I wake up and the strips is bright purple :Graucho which is a good sign. I always check mine as soon as I wake up in the morn - before eating or drinking anything -

d*

Jakke PNG 05-09-2003 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by american perv
that fat fuck sleazydream need to be.. I think all the fat is getting to his brain.. though I could be mistaken and its all just shit ....
His body is in tighter condition than mine. He's an athlete imho.

Cindyff 05-09-2003 02:13 PM

A little tip that may help you to lose more weigh and that is stop eating after 5pm.
Its possible to lose 10lb a week by just doing that. It isnt easy but if you can stick to this for just one week you will see amazing results.
Good luck
Cindy xx

Eric 05-09-2003 03:15 PM

On atkins or another version and missing Pasta? How about Brownies? Or even Cookies?

here is a site I found that rocks!!!
http://www.lowcarboutlet.com

Also if you are looking for a great meal replacement the AdvantEdge Carb Control Ready to Drink, drinks are great. The bars are not too shabby either. The Atkins Advantage bars are quality. Had a Brownie Almond Fudge one for a snack today. Mighty good I might say.

Anyone who has seen serious cholestorol problems the trick there is to cut back on the red meat and fatty foods. Lay off the cheese. Start eating 5 egg omlettes in the morning. 1 full egg and 4 egg whites. Lay off the Salami and Cheese snacks. Move over to turkey and chicken. Beware of fatty fish. Some fats are good. But some can be really bad. I use Isopure 50gram protein shakes 200 calorie 0 fat 0 carbs 50 protein as meal replacements and for fillers when I haven't gotten enough calories out of a meal. Also in case anyone didn't know and you have one close by. In and Out Burger allows you to get any one of their burgers Protein style. They will kill the bun and wrap it in a bunch of lettuce. Had a couple of these the other day for lunch. YUMMY!!!

Anyone looking for more Ideas hit me up or try some of the recipes at http://atkinscenter.com/food/index.html

Some great stuff there. Low carb tortilla's made into Fajita's YUM YUM...

Last but not least... Eat plenty of Spinach and other high fiber veggies. Keep that digestive system flowing. If you found that you haven't had to take the kids for a swim in a few days have something with some carbs and some high fiber to get the pipes flowin again.

Eric 05-09-2003 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cindyff
A little tip that may help you to lose more weigh and that is stop eating after 5pm.
Its possible to lose 10lb a week by just doing that. It isnt easy but if you can stick to this for just one week you will see amazing results.
Good luck
Cindy xx

Not actually all the healthy for you though Cindy. That puts about 14 hours between your last meal and your breakfast. OUCH... Body can go into starvation mode with this type of meal program.

Wilbo 05-09-2003 03:26 PM

I heard that Atkins diet makes you fall down and hit your head :Graucho

bugout 05-09-2003 03:31 PM

67 pounds in 6 months...

haven't gained a pound back.. 5-11 and 175 now for close to a year.

I have no financial intrest in mr dead guy atkins :)

Becky 05-09-2003 03:32 PM

I am on it and it really works well :)

I do eat whole wheat carbs for lunch though, because it is really bad for you to go completly without carbs!! Whole Wheat is best because they stay in your system longer then white flour carbs do, so it gives it longer for you to burn off.

Does anyone know what kind of alcoholic drinks I can have that dont have carbs in them?? hahahaha:1orglaugh

LikeaVirgin 05-09-2003 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Last but not least... Eat plenty of Spinach and other high fiber veggies. Keep that digestive system flowing. If you found that you haven't had to take the kids for a swim in a few days have something with some carbs and some high fiber to get the pipes flowin again.
Eric I love it. Seriously colon health is very important. I just recently had colonics, I know everyone will gross out, but I did it cause I had a cancer scare. It turned out to not be cancer but damn colonics works. I know the jokes will follow but I love to laugh at my own expense.

pornJester 05-09-2003 03:42 PM

fitty :Graucho

Jakke PNG 05-09-2003 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bugout
67 pounds in 6 months...

haven't gained a pound back.. 5-11 and 175 now for close to a year.

Holy fuck. Good for you. I can't give up pasta nor potatoes that's why I CAN'T do atkins. I've red the books and researched it, but it's not for me. Nothing seems to be. That's why I'm fat, and continue to be. lol. :)

Centurion 05-09-2003 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
On atkins or another version and missing Pasta? How about Brownies? Or even Cookies?

here is a site I found that rocks!!!
http://www.lowcarboutlet.com

Also if you are looking for a great meal replacement the AdvantEdge Carb Control Ready to Drink, drinks are great. The bars are not too shabby either. The Atkins Advantage bars are quality. Had a Brownie Almond Fudge one for a snack today. Mighty good I might say.

Anyone who has seen serious cholestorol problems the trick there is to cut back on the red meat and fatty foods. Lay off the cheese. Start eating 5 egg omlettes in the morning. 1 full egg and 4 egg whites. Lay off the Salami and Cheese snacks. Move over to turkey and chicken. Beware of fatty fish. Some fats are good. But some can be really bad. I use Isopure 50gram protein shakes 200 calorie 0 fat 0 carbs 50 protein as meal replacements and for fillers when I haven't gotten enough calories out of a meal. Also in case anyone didn't know and you have one close by. In and Out Burger allows you to get any one of their burgers Protein style. They will kill the bun and wrap it in a bunch of lettuce. Had a couple of these the other day for lunch. YUMMY!!!

Anyone looking for more Ideas hit me up or try some of the recipes at http://atkinscenter.com/food/index.html

Some great stuff there. Low carb tortilla's made into Fajita's YUM YUM...

Last but not least... Eat plenty of Spinach and other high fiber veggies. Keep that digestive system flowing. If you found that you haven't had to take the kids for a swim in a few days have something with some carbs and some high fiber to get the pipes flowin again.

I second everything you say.
The new Brownie bars & Choco/Peanutbutter advantage bars are great.
There are an amazing number of places on the net to buy anything from low carb bread (though expensive) to low carb ketchup.

Anyhow, I've lost 30 pounds in 7 weeks and my glucose levels and cholesterol levels have improved dramatically.

I even have some sort of green veggie for dinner almost every night. So, you don't really miss out on your veggies.

A FANTASTIC diet that works, is easy to stay on and tastes great TOO! :thumbsup

jchennav 05-09-2003 03:50 PM

Wine is acceptable once you get past the induction part of the Atkins diet.

The Atkins diet worked really well for me. I managed to lose 45 lbs in 9 months, and have kept the weight off for about 1 1/2 years.

Ah, the memories of going to In-N-Out Burger and ordering Protein-style Double-Doubles, 4x4s, and Flying Dutchmen...and what other diet allows us to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast every day?

I knew about some of the health consequences, but as everyone knows, looking good is the most important--long term consequences to be damned.

Centurion 05-09-2003 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Becky
I am on it and it really works well :)

I do eat whole wheat carbs for lunch though, because it is really bad for you to go completly without carbs!! Whole Wheat is best because they stay in your system longer then white flour carbs do, so it gives it longer for you to burn off.

Does anyone know what kind of alcoholic drinks I can have that dont have carbs in them?? hahahaha:1orglaugh

Red wine is VERY low in carbs!

Za Ha 05-09-2003 03:52 PM

Im NOT on atkins and lost 30lb and keepig it off with good old exercise, not even eating right

but i wanna gain a bit, to bulk up :)

AllisonWonderland 05-10-2003 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Becky
I am on it and it really works well :)

I do eat whole wheat carbs for lunch though, because it is really bad for you to go completly without carbs!! Whole Wheat is best because they stay in your system longer then white flour carbs do, so it gives it longer for you to burn off.

Does anyone know what kind of alcoholic drinks I can have that dont have carbs in them?? hahahaha:1orglaugh

Are you sure you are on the Atkins plan? Because Atkins isn't about NO carbs, it's about reduced carbs. Your carbs should come mostly from vegetables (the green, leafy kind).

My favorite site for LC products is www.netrition.com. And the Keto Spaghetti rocks!

I've lost 55 lbs. in 9 months, and just returned from 9 days in Mexico (I fell off the Low-carb wagon on day 6 :BangBang: ), and surprisingly didn't gain a pound. I'm back on 2-weeks of induction beginning today. I find that 65% fat, 30% protein, and 5% carbs works best for me.

Snake Doctor 05-10-2003 09:51 AM

For the record my ketone strips work.
I went to a wedding last night and even though I didn't eat any of the food we did go out drinking in the quarter afterwards and when I woke up this morning and used the strip it didn't change color :(

Of course, I know I didn't overdo the carbs because I drank lite beer and it doesn't take much for me to get hammered, but I read that the body metabolizes alcohol before anything else, which is why there's wasn't any fat metabolizing going on this morning.

What's even funnier is I weighed 3lbs less this morning. (probably because I'm so dehydrated)
Ah well, had a hell of a good time even though I'm paying for it now. :throwup

Jakke PNG 05-10-2003 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
For the record my ketone strips work.

Hmm.. when I was planning on getting on the diet I tried to seek these strips. But my local pharmacy didn't have a clue what I was jabbering about. What do they measure exactly?

Meni69 05-10-2003 10:09 AM

oh LikeaVirgin
when you needed info, who did you turn to?
ME
gee you take Udo's, you found that from ?
ME
learn the glycemic index
if you lift
don't do the atkins
do a modifeed keto diet
cycling it
CKD

in the end, what matters is, cals in, cals burned
so 40/30/30 works
50/40/10
most ratio's, you just gotta not be lazy
and if you did no exericse and followed atkins
i dont' think you'll have ABS
and boys
number one bodypart girlies like on guys?
ABs
to get abs, you need to hi 10% bodyfat
I like lots of protein, some green veggges, fiber one cereal,
if I wanna get ripped
HIIT cardio
weight in afternoon
and put everything you eat in excel, and take in 10 to 12x you bodyweight in calories
Good Diet To Get Ripped
Report on HIIT Cardio

Here's some info about alpha lipoic acid

how ALA works for the bodybuilder.

Subject A consumes a diet of 3000Kcal a day.
He follows a regime composed of
60% carbs/30%protein/10%fat. In other words
a typical BB regimen.

Thats;

Kcas=3000
Carbs=1800/4=450g
Protein=900/4=225g
Fat=300/9=33g

Now, his muscles are capable of holding
375g of glycogen. He however is eating
450g. Thats 75g too many(300Kcal),
an after 12 days on this diet he will
pick up 1lb of fat.

Now, lets add 600mg ALA/day in divided doses.

ALA will increase glucose up-take into the muscles by
roughly 40%.


His muscles were capable of holding 375g of carbs but
now due to the ALA they can hold:
375g+(375*0.4)=525g of carbs.
So now, he is consuming 450g of carbs and is capable
of storing 525g of carbs.
(A deficit of 75g or 300Kcal)


By adding some cardio at 60-70% intensity for 45min
(around 300Kcal caloric expenditure), he now
loses 1lb of fat every 12 days, instead of gaining
1lb of fat.

Do you now see the benefit of ALA?

Its an excellent supplement in my opinion.


I upped my carbs from a low card diet
added ALA
its cool shit

Meni69 05-10-2003 10:13 AM

Ketone strips are suppose to tell you if your body is in a state of Ketosis
Good Keto Link
I suggest reading the bodybuilding.com forums
some good info there


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