My Phone Hates Me...

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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    My Phone Hates Me...

    I have facial recognition but for the last week when I try to use it it says 'No Face Detected'...

    It detects the face of everyone else, but of course doesn't let them in - I checked and I definitely still have a face.....
  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #2
    i have fecal recognition. in order to activate my phone i need to soil myself... this has yet to be an issue for me.


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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      i have fecal recognition. in order to activate my phone i need to soil myself... this has yet to be an issue for me.
      I'm not sure I trust these big phone companies with my fecal matter - Before you know it your personal shit will literally be all over the internet...

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      • ~Evilin~
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 2127

        #4
        You are getting old lol

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        • lovebitch
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2016
          • 763

          #5
          People who use facial recognition as phone lock are stupid - Said by one of the best in the tech industry.
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          • Lexi BongaCash
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2019
            • 311

            #6
            Sometimes my smartphone doesn't recognize me early in the morning. I wonder if it will recognize me after New Year celebration


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            • ruff
              I have a plan B
              • Aug 2004
              • 5507

              #7
              Take a picture of yourself, your facial recognition software will recognize that.
              CryptoFeeds

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              • EddyTheDog
                Just Doing My Own Thing
                • Jan 2011
                • 25433

                #8
                Originally posted by Lexi BongaCash
                Sometimes my smartphone doesn't recognize me early in the morning. I wonder if it will recognize me after New Year celebration
                Originally posted by ruff
                Take a picture of yourself, your facial recognition software will recognize that.
                It's not that it doesn't recognize me - It tells me there is 'no face detected' - Like I don't exist!..

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94733

                  #9

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                  • ruff
                    I have a plan B
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 5507

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                    It's not that it doesn't recognize me - It tells me there is 'no face detected' - Like I don't exist!..
                    That could be big, big trouble for you. You might be virtual with a slight dimension shift. I don't know how to fix that.
                    CryptoFeeds

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                    • EddyTheDog
                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 25433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ruff
                      That could be big, big trouble for you. You might be virtual with a slight dimension shift. I don't know how to fix that.

                      I was thinking a more Terminator like timeline shift paradigm...


                      OR! It could be that Samsung don't like my new beard.....

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                      • Diomed
                        Converting like it's 1999
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 6167

                        #12
                        Too much salt over the holidays you bloater.
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