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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433
    #1

    My Phone Hates Me...

    I have facial recognition but for the last week when I try to use it it says 'No Face Detected'...

    It detects the face of everyone else, but of course doesn't let them in - I checked and I definitely still have a face.....
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38945
      #2
      i have fecal recognition. in order to activate my phone i need to soil myself... this has yet to be an issue for me.


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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433
          #3
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          i have fecal recognition. in order to activate my phone i need to soil myself... this has yet to be an issue for me.
          I'm not sure I trust these big phone companies with my fecal matter - Before you know it your personal shit will literally be all over the internet...

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            • ~Evilin~
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 2127
              #4
              You are getting old lol

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                • lovebitch
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2016
                  • 763
                  #5
                  People who use facial recognition as phone lock are stupid - Said by one of the best in the tech industry.
                  Cupid.Cam

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                    • Lexi BongaCash
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2019
                      • 311
                      #6
                      Sometimes my smartphone doesn't recognize me early in the morning. I wonder if it will recognize me after New Year celebration


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                        • ruff
                          I have a plan B
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 5507
                          #7
                          Take a picture of yourself, your facial recognition software will recognize that.
                          CryptoFeeds

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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Lexi BongaCash
                              Sometimes my smartphone doesn't recognize me early in the morning. I wonder if it will recognize me after New Year celebration
                              Originally posted by ruff
                              Take a picture of yourself, your facial recognition software will recognize that.
                              It's not that it doesn't recognize me - It tells me there is 'no face detected' - Like I don't exist!..

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94733
                                  #9

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                                    • ruff
                                      I have a plan B
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5507
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                      It's not that it doesn't recognize me - It tells me there is 'no face detected' - Like I don't exist!..
                                      That could be big, big trouble for you. You might be virtual with a slight dimension shift. I don't know how to fix that.
                                      CryptoFeeds

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                                        • EddyTheDog
                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                          • Jan 2011
                                          • 25433
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ruff
                                          That could be big, big trouble for you. You might be virtual with a slight dimension shift. I don't know how to fix that.

                                          I was thinking a more Terminator like timeline shift paradigm...


                                          OR! It could be that Samsung don't like my new beard.....

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                                            • Diomed
                                              Converting like it's 1999
                                              • Jan 2009
                                              • 6167
                                              #12
                                              Too much salt over the holidays you bloater.
                                              10 years of experience in:

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