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  • Grapesoda
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    • Jul 2003
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    #1

    Old English Mastiff at work!

  • SRProductions
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    • Dec 2019
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    #2
    Lol good for him!

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    • Scott McD
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      • Nov 2002
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      #3
      Dogs.


      Way more loyal than humans will ever be...


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      • OneHungLo
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        • May 2001
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        #4
        Holy shit that dog is huge. I would love to get a mastiff but after having 2 German Shepherds and replacing my floors and part of my backyard twice I'm done with big dogs lol

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        • Grapesoda
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          • Jul 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by OneHungLo
          Holy shit that dog is huge. I would love to get a mastiff but after having 2 German Shepherds and replacing my floors and part of my backyard twice I'm done with big dogs lol
          my guy doesn't dig or scratch or chew... he slobbers and sheds

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          • pornguy
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            • Mar 2003
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            #6
            We have a chihuahua and she is for sure my sons dog.

            She insists on taking him to school in the morning. She also loves to go get him.

            If you ask her " Where's the Boy " or Where's your boy " She goes nuts squeeling and rolling around and barking.. Otherwise she is a very very quiet dog. and unlike most she is friendly.
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            • blackmonsters
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              • Nov 2002
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              #7
              It's all fun and games until it eats the other kid.

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              • O MARINA
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                • Mar 2003
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                #8
                smart dawg

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                • OneHungLo
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                  • May 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                  my guy doesn't dig or scratch or chew... he slobbers and sheds
                  You're lucky - my GSDs were 110lbs and could dig a 3-4ft deep hole in minutes flat. They were unbelievable diggers. My buddy has a huge mastiff, and if he comes up to you after it drinks it's like you been slimed by a ectoplasmic ghost

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                  • Grapesoda
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                    • Jul 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OneHungLo
                    You're lucky - my GSDs were 110lbs and could dig a 3-4ft deep hole in minutes flat. They were unbelievable diggers. My buddy has a huge mastiff, and if he comes up to you after it drinks it's like you been slimed by a ectoplasmic ghost

                    Without a doubt lol!!!

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                    • Grapesoda
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                      • Jul 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                      It's all fun and games until it eats the other kid.

                      Funny thing about my dog. He doesn't announce. No barking no growling. He decides someone is a threat he launches, no warning at all. When I'm out in public I only watch him.

                      I've read this online about other mastiffs. no sudden moves


                      The good news is no biting, grab and hold.

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                      • blackmonsters
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                        • Nov 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Grapesoda
                        Funny thing about my dog. He doesn't announce. No barking no growling. He decides someone is a threat he launches, no warning at all. When I'm out in public I only watch him.

                        I've read this online about other mastiffs. no sudden moves
                        I fail to see what's funny about your dog eating a kid for making a sudden move.



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                        • trevesty
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                          • Aug 2006
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Grapesoda
                          Funny thing about my dog. He doesn't announce. No barking no growling. He decides someone is a threat he launches, no warning at all. When I'm out in public I only watch him.

                          I've read this online about other mastiffs. no sudden moves


                          The good news is no biting, grab and hold.
                          About 10 years ago, a close friend of mine produced a low budget horror movie and asked me to help with marketing it online, so I basically moved into his house for a week. Anyways, before this we were mostly meet up at the local watering hole type buddies. He had two English Mastiffs. Super awesome dogs.

                          Anyway, his wife and I were pretty good buddies. She's the high five / huggy type when she drinks. At the end of the week and working 12-16 hour days, we BBQ'd and drank our asses off. He'd warned me that the dogs were his wife's and told a few stories about them not letting strangers get near her and all this. By this time, I thought the dogs and I were pretty tight.... long story short, she'd said something or other that I found hilarious so my drunk ass went to give her one of those drunken idiot high fives that you see coming from outer space. Within seconds, these dogs went from farting on the couch to me being pinned up against the stove.

                          I've wanted a Mastiff ever since, but I love my GSD's and my wife doesn't want 3 big dogs.
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                          • just a punk
                            So fuckin' bored
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 32393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Grapesoda
                            Obey the Cowgod

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                            • just a punk
                              So fuckin' bored
                              • Jun 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by o marina
                              smart dawg
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                              • Grapesoda
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                                • Jul 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                I fail to see what's funny about your dog eating a kid for making a sudden move.



                                Comprehension issues?

                                I said the dog doesn't bite. You're a real piece of shit aren't you?

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                                • Grapesoda
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                                  • Jul 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by trevesty
                                  About 10 years ago, a close friend of mine produced a low budget horror movie and asked me to help with marketing it online, so I basically moved into his house for a week. Anyways, before this we were mostly meet up at the local watering hole type buddies. He had two English Mastiffs. Super awesome dogs.

                                  Anyway, his wife and I were pretty good buddies. She's the high five / huggy type when she drinks. At the end of the week and working 12-16 hour days, we BBQ'd and drank our asses off. He'd warned me that the dogs were his wife's and told a few stories about them not letting strangers get near her and all this. By this time, I thought the dogs and I were pretty tight.... long story short, she'd said something or other that I found hilarious so my drunk ass went to give her one of those drunken idiot high fives that you see coming from outer space. Within seconds, these dogs went from farting on the couch to me being pinned up against the stove.

                                  I've wanted a Mastiff ever since, but I love my GSD's and my wife doesn't want 3 big dogs.
                                  Yeah that's the breed for sure. always watching. Lots of stories of coming home and finding burglars trapped in the corner lol!

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                                  • blackmonsters
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                                    • Nov 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                    You're a real piece of shit aren't you?





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                                    • lovebitch
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                                      • Jun 2016
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                                      #19
                                      I know a dog in our area who died saving his owner from robbers. They can literally die for you.
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                                      • GAMEFINEST
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                                        • Nov 2006
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                                        #20
                                        so cute, I love dogs,
                                        Compound interest.

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                                        • Grapesoda
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                                          • Jul 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters




                                          I worked with mr Jefferson for a few years, unlike you he is not a racist, one of the nicest guys I ever worked with. And you're a piece of shit, stop trying to blame it on being black, you're giving black people a bad name $.02

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                                          • just a punk
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                                            • Jun 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by lovebitch
                                            I know a dog in our area who died saving his owner from robbers. They can literally die for you.
                                            A real story from a city I have grown up @. Two guys have called on a home phone at the apartments they wanted to rob. A little girl have spoke to them and she said she is alone with a baby. This story ended up with one dead body and his friend seriously injured. Baby was a name of Great Dane.
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                                            • just a punk
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                                              • Jun 2003
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                                              #23


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                                              • Manfap
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                my guy doesn't dig or scratch or chew... he slobbers and sheds
                                                Yep on the shedding, mine was a Leonese Mastiff and one butt cheek would carpet a room.
                                                She's been dead 4 months and I still find her hair everywhere.

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                                                • Grapesoda
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46238

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Manfap
                                                  Yep on the shedding, mine was a Leonese Mastiff and one butt cheek would carpet a room.
                                                  She's been dead 4 months and I still find her hair everywhere.
                                                  I can commit NO crime.... be dog hair on the scene..

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                                                  • Grapesoda
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                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                    A real story from a city I have grown up @. Two guys have called on a home phone at the apartments they wanted to rob. A little girl have spoke to them and she said she is alone with a baby. This story ended up with one dead body and his friend seriously injured. Baby was a name of Great Dane.
                                                    don't know much about Dane's.... except they are high strung from what i see.. bladewire has a blue dane

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                                                    • baddog
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                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Good dog.

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                                                      • OneHungLo
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                                                        • May 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                        A real story from a city I have grown up @. Two guys have called on a home phone at the apartments they wanted to rob. A little girl have spoke to them and she said she is alone with a baby. This story ended up with one dead body and his friend seriously injured. Baby was a name of Great Dane.
                                                        That's interesting. Every Great Dane I've ever encountered has always been super friendly and gentle. Obviously with their size they and strength they could seriously injure someone. I wonder if they're good for protection?

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                                                        • just a punk
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 32393

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                                          That's interesting. Every Great Dane I've ever encountered has always been super friendly and gentle. Obviously with their size they and strength they could seriously injure someone. I wonder if they're good for protection?
                                                          I don't know. One guy has ended up with his throat ripped off and the other one was able to stay alive till an ambulance has arrived.
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                                                          • Grapesoda
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                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                                            That's interesting. Every Great Dane I've ever encountered has always been super friendly and gentle. Obviously with their size they and strength they could seriously injure someone. I wonder if they're good for protection?
                                                            From a distance you can tell big dogs apart. A mastiff will be standing still while a dane will be hopping around nervously. I wanted a dane however I found a mastiff first

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