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adultinnovation · 10-25-2019, 01:57 PM

A King couldn’t be expected to clean his own behind. That is where a special servant came in. His official title was Groom of the King’s Close Stool. This was an official job since before the 1500s up to the Victorian Era. Since this employee was so intimate with the king, he would become close with the monarch. Sometimes, they confided in this servant more than others.

The Groom Of The Stool was the most powerful position in England next to the king himself. And by next to I mean behind. Right behind. The royal behind. You see, the king could not be expected to poop unattended and was certainly not going to wipe his own butt. That was the groom's job. And not just anybody could have this job you see – the king was thought to rule by holy mandate. His body was sacred – only noble could touch it at all. And to touch the king when he was at his most vulnerable, and in quite the vulnerable spot, was quite the luxury.

AmateurFlix · 10-25-2019, 03:06 PM

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Look Chang · 10-25-2019, 08:59 PM

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Cyber Fucker · 10-27-2019, 06:07 AM

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Yeah... but I'm not sure if he liked that idea... from the perspective of the King... but from the perspective of the cleaner it could be fun... am I right CurrentlySober?

CurrentlySober · 10-27-2019, 07:14 AM

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Yeah... but I'm not sure if he liked that idea... from the perspective of the King... but from the perspective of the cleaner it could be fun... am I right CurrentlySober?

I wood lik 2 do it...

Butt i wuz born 2 late...

2MuchMark · 10-27-2019, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation

A King couldn’t be expected to clean his own behind. That is where a special servant came in. His official title was Groom of the King’s Close Stool. This was an official job since before the 1500s up to the Victorian Era. Since this employee was so intimate with the king, he would become close with the monarch. Sometimes, they confided in this servant more than others.

The Groom Of The Stool was the most powerful position in England next to the king himself. And by next to I mean behind. Right behind. The royal behind. You see, the king could not be expected to poop unattended and was certainly not going to wipe his own butt. That was the groom's job. And not just anybody could have this job you see – the king was thought to rule by holy mandate. His body was sacred – only noble could touch it at all. And to touch the king when he was at his most vulnerable, and in quite the vulnerable spot, was quite the luxury.

DraX · 10-27-2019, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation

A King couldn’t be expected to clean his own behind. That is where a special servant came in. His official title was Groom of the King’s Close Stool. This was an official job since before the 1500s up to the Victorian Era. Since this employee was so intimate with the king, he would become close with the monarch. Sometimes, they confided in this servant more than others.

The Groom Of The Stool was the most powerful position in England next to the king himself. And by next to I mean behind. Right behind. The royal behind. You see, the king could not be expected to poop unattended and was certainly not going to wipe his own butt. That was the groom's job. And not just anybody could have this job you see – the king was thought to rule by holy mandate. His body was sacred – only noble could touch it at all. And to touch the king when he was at his most vulnerable, and in quite the vulnerable spot, was quite the luxury.

I wonder if any of these privileged servants ever got executed for doing a poor job.

King Mark · 10-27-2019, 04:37 PM

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DraX · 10-27-2019, 06:38 PM

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You looking for a job?

It's more of an intellectual thing, you wouldn't understand.

King Mark · 10-27-2019, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DraX

It's more of an intellectual thing, you wouldn't understand.

Go home Roger...

Paul Markham · 10-28-2019, 02:25 AM

Still used today as a title for cabinet ministers but doing a different job.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Privy_Seal They did more than wipe the King's ass.

Lexi BongaCash · 10-30-2019, 08:28 AM

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punk-asss · 11-01-2019, 08:48 AM

Groom of the stool was powerful position? This is the first time I ever heard of it.

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blackmonsters · 11-01-2019, 08:59 AM

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An overweight passenger aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants to remove his pants so he could use the toilet — then wipe his butt as he moaned in pleasure, according to reports. Link: Fat-guy-on-a-plane-forces-flight-attendant-to-wipe-his-ass

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