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Or if she doesn't offer gf for a 3some
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When I get mine cut by a chiropodist, because I cunt reach them, does that make me a cheat who is visiting a prostitute?Comment
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That’s my new line if I ever post a personal ad: “must be willing to cut my toenails to prove your love.”
I’m screaming like I’m being tortured during my podiatrist visits. I can’t think of a living person who’d want to do that without being paid.
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